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Rhino / Elephant / Reindeer Poo in a Box. Inc Delivery - £8.90
Rhino / Elephant / Reindeer Poo in a Box. Inc Delivery - £8.90

Rhino / Elephant / Reindeer Poo in a Box. Inc Delivery - £8.90

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Grow a banana plant (Musa ensete) in odourless rhino poo.

In the wild, rhino eat and then scatter a wide range of seeds in their dung, providing an ideal nutrient-rich place for young plants to grow. This dung is taken from UK zoos and safari parks and is treated to make it germ and odour free.

Simply sow the seeds, water the box and watch the banana plants grown. When bigger, plant out in a larger pot.

In the box
Bio-degradable box (9cm x 6cm x 4cm) with rhino poo
Banana plant seeds
Full instructions

A white rhino weighs almost the same as 50 average-sized men.

33 Comments

Just what i need in my lounge

I think this would make a cool/unusual present for someone!! :thumbsup:

Ding! Dung!

Original Poster

I guess you could save some more money by making one yourself ;o)

cannyscot;3147730

Ding! Dung!



enoughs enough, you've had your rep!

Tanchi;3147736

I guess you could save some more money by making one yourself ;o)



Well plenty of poo around in the City right now..........

Tanchi;3147736

I guess you could save some more money by making one yourself ;o)


Ok, got first bit sorted.




Now where do I get banana seeds? :whistling:

Excellent find - just ordered one for my friend for Xmas - we have an annual com to find strange prezzies

what a load of s**t

Banned

crocodilemick;3147887

what a load of s**t


and most obvious joke of the month award goes to......

Legend !.:)

Let me get this straight, you pay £9 for a box of [email protected]?

I'll keep going to the loo and save myself a fortune on this one. :-D

Dont Forget 10% Quidco!

Do you think there would be much interest in my spin off idea.. Mustard & Cress in dog poo

Original Poster

Getting HOT in here.. mmm steaming poo! :w00t:

Hot! Ideal present for the Mother In Law.

this is C R A P !! voted hot!!..Does this work with dog poo??!! :whistling:

voted cold thnk its a **** deal

oreet;3149112

voted cold thnk its a poo deal

Ah missed the quidco

Reindeer poo, thats the secret santa present sorted :thumbsup:

Ok, got the sh*t sorted .... now can anyone tell me where i can buy banana seeds :?

Can you order it stuffed into a crocodile instead of the box?

Isn't this offer 25 weeks early??

VOTED HOT !!!! **** idea though x

Voted cold.

I for one am not going to waste £9 just so my friends will think I'm "wacky". :roll:

My gf just told me that these are available in-store at Debenhams and she thinks that it might even be cheaper than the £5.95 (ex P&P)!!! Should definitely be cheaper than the total including postage but may not be available in all stores... Not available on the Debenhams website.

Btw, these were with the Christmas stuff.

I'm sure these will be even cheaper at the rear end of Christmas... :whistling:

this gives a all new meaning to buying ****

medusa;3149574

Ok, got the sh*t sorted .... now can anyone tell me where i can buy … Ok, got the sh*t sorted .... now can anyone tell me where i can buy banana seeds :?



They're included.

Original Poster

stamfordblue;3152809

They're included.



Some how I dont think he is going to buy one.. more like create a home made version ;-)

enjoyed the shi**y talks here!!!...anway iam not gonna pay for poo...

liammurphy1985;3150042

My gf just told me that these are available in-store at Debenhams and she … My gf just told me that these are available in-store at Debenhams and she thinks that it might even be cheaper than the £5.95



These are definitely available in Debenhams. Natural History Museum branded, £5 each with all three options available :thumbsup:
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