Roadkill Soft Toy complete with death certificate - £5.95 Delivered @ PoundShop
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Roadkill Soft Toy complete with death certificate - £5.95 Delivered @ PoundShop

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Found 18th Nov
Nothing says I love you like a roadkill plush in a body bag!

Who has not got someone in their life that would not benefit from a pretend dead animal complete with fluffy leaky intestines.

Delivery is £4.95 but obviously can be combined with other items to make the cost reasonable.

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Original Poster

For everyone voting cold please show me where you can get a roadkill themed toy for less!
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urhhhhh! that is disgusting you've got to be weird to want one of them

Original Poster

For everyone voting cold please show me where you can get a roadkill themed toy for less!

Original Poster

I actually posted this for the humour value but I do think it is a good deal in the sense that they are being sold on ebay for £10-40.

Perfect for the step mother... shame i already got her a wooden spoon for stiring her Cauldron

But why......!!!!

As a dog toy I can see the logic

thats awesome

my pet magpie and crow loves these !

I dont get the humour or novelty in this but I'd be interested in knowing how it went from someones twisted mind to the sales floor.

No animals were hurt in the making of this toy

I would not like to know the OP's search history......
Gotta be a red flag there

buhaha...cant stop laughing!!!

And I though I was weird...... put it under a chair/sofa cushion and ask if anyone's seen the cat

Original Poster

cburns18 m ago

And I though I was weird...... put it under a chair/sofa cushion and ask …And I though I was weird...... put it under a chair/sofa cushion and ask if anyone's seen the cat


Or in the driveway?

phoebegrace3 h, 30 m ago

urhhhhh! that is disgusting you've got to be weird to want one of them


Bet your a fun person

NotoriousC21 m ago

Bet your a fun person


well that's what everyone tells me! just having a dead animal as a present doesn't appeal to me i personally think it's 'sick' and not in a good way

Then I guess I'm weird as I just bought two of them! Thoroughly enjoyed shopping on the site too and put together a decent sized order of other things so that I could justify the postage. Job done. Thanks OP!

Original Poster

I meant to say that code MSE10 takes off 10%.

phoebegrace1 h, 1 m ago

well that's what everyone tells me! just having a dead animal as a present …well that's what everyone tells me! just having a dead animal as a present doesn't appeal to me i personally think it's 'sick' and not in a good way


Oh but it cant be sick ... its dead!!!

Mother in Law sorted Crimbo morning 🐴

phoebegrace1 h, 14 m ago

well that's what everyone tells me! just having a dead animal as a present …well that's what everyone tells me! just having a dead animal as a present doesn't appeal to me i personally think it's 'sick' and not in a good way


Except it's not an animal, it's a toy the way you're going on you'd think somebody ran over the damn thing and was like yeah I'll sell this online. Don't be a snowflake who gets hurt over everything. There's way worse shit than this

NotoriousC35 m ago

Except it's not an animal, it's a toy the way you're going on you'd think …Except it's not an animal, it's a toy the way you're going on you'd think somebody ran over the damn thing and was like yeah I'll sell this online. Don't be a snowflake who gets hurt over everything. There's way worse shit than this


fair point i know it's a toy but just don't like things like this especially when my dog got run over by some inconsiderate little barsteward that didn't stop and just left her to die in the road so a little sensitive that's all maybe if i could find out who it was i could turn them into 'roadkill'

Andyo1232 h, 24 m ago

I meant to say that code MSE10 takes off 10%.



Oh well - prices were good anyway and I got 5% off for signing up to their newsletter. Not sure if you can use both codes together, but if you can, the newsletter code is WELCOME5

Original Poster

antmatz5 h, 1 m ago

I would not like to know the OP's search history......Gotta be a red flag …I would not like to know the OP's search history......Gotta be a red flag there


I guess the worst thing this says about me is that I bothered to both scroll through a bunch of tat to find the deal and then bothered to post it.

There are a few other decent deals on the site that are none roadkill related. I think two chipotle sauces are pretty good for a pound.

They also have couple of good stocking filler like this:


poundshop.com/jur…tml


and

poundshop.com/mak…tml

Both of which look like good value for a pound.

Original Poster

adams545 m ago

Oh well - prices were good anyway and I got 5% off for signing up to their …Oh well - prices were good anyway and I got 5% off for signing up to their newsletter. Not sure if you can use both codes together, but if you can, the newsletter code is WELCOME5


I have sold myself into making an order so will try both and report back.

Andyo1238 m ago

I have sold myself into making an order so will try both and report back.



They had my favourite shampoo for £1 and they also had type "C" batteries which I've just bought from eBay for a small fortune. Bought some more now so I won't have to pay silly money next time. Also the maintenance spray which saves me shelling out on WD40 (I use it to clean the log burner) oh and sacks for Christmas presents for the grandchildren. Quite a few little things like gloves and dishcloths which are cheaper than they would be locally. Ended up spending over £30 - ooops!

Original Poster

I just manage around £30

I bought a few boxes of Dorset Cereal some Appletise and some Burts Crisps amongst other items.

Sounds like quite an upmarket shop before you add in the roadkill!

Original Poster

Oh only the one code works on the site. I am fairly sure you can not use more than one discount code.

phoebegrace3 h, 12 m ago

well that's what everyone tells me! just having a dead animal as a present …well that's what everyone tells me! just having a dead animal as a present doesn't appeal to me i personally think it's 'sick' and not in a good way


Bet youve got cats..... It's not a dead animal, it's a spoof soft toy.

do they have them instore ?
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