RoboGirlfriend - Just £499.95!!!
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RoboGirlfriend - Just £499.95!!!

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Found 1st Apr 2007
Features

Your new RoboGirlfriend will:

Enter silent mode at the press of a key, for times you don't feel like talking.
Converse intelligently on any subject, using data provided by Wikipedia through Wi Fi connection (set her IQ to match yours, and never be outsmarted again).
Learn about your family and friends, and store data for later discussion (she will even alter her behaviour according to your favourite and least favourite people).
Advise you on information such as listings, train times, street maps, as if you were at your PC.
Do your shopping for you, using online shopping and home delivery services of your choice (give her your credit card details and she will organise the rest - and won't overspend like your other girlfriends).
Cook meals wherever you are, using her in-built microwave oven (scan the barcode on packaging for optimum cooking time).
Navigate flawlessly with integrated GPS.
Share your hobbies and interests - update her profile by selecting from categories including music, politics, sport etc.
Demonstrate talents, from singing to chess (select a maximum of two from the Personality menu).
Source any mains power socket for a 'rest' when charging is necessary - put her in Sleep mode at night, so that she can conserve power while lying next to you in bed.
Act as an iPod dock (compatible with all models, using SpeakerButt) and Skype phone.
Charge time of 4 hours, the equivalent of 8 hours music and talk, 20 minutes walking, and 1 minute of logical thinking.
Suitable for ages 16 years+.
Size:-

91cm tall
Weighs 12 kilos.

14 Comments

55min more min! *bangs head on wall*

Voted cold,

My old one left me for the Toaster. :-(

Is this what you humans call "april fools"?

1 minute of logical thinking.
thats 59 seconds more than our lass,i'll have to get one!!

1 minute of thinking for any woman is good (:

chuf

1 minute of thinking for any woman is good (:


It does take a while to clear our heads of knitting patterns,kittens and pink things!!!!!!:x ;-)

:giggle:I'm gutted, mainland uk delivery only

Just have to keep the wife then:giggle:

chuf

1 minute of thinking for any woman is good (:



one of Roboboyfriend's features is 30 seconds of rumpy pumpy - good for any man! :giggle:

muckypup

It does take a while to clear our heads of knitting patterns,kittens and … It does take a while to clear our heads of knitting patterns,kittens and pink things!!!!!!:x ;-)



I always wonderd whot you were doing for that amount of time..........:p

becci148

one of Roboboyfriend's features is 30 seconds of rumpy pumpy - good for … one of Roboboyfriend's features is 30 seconds of rumpy pumpy - good for any man! :giggle:


LMAO!!

Does your model have the 'multitasking' upgrade feature??

becci148

one of Roboboyfriend's features is 30 seconds of rumpy pumpy - good for … one of Roboboyfriend's features is 30 seconds of rumpy pumpy - good for any man! :giggle:



As long as you can beat the kettle boiling thats whot every woman wants..:whistling: :giggle:

what if ur gay

thankshotdeals

what if ur gay



Ummmmmm........you'l have to ask someone whos gay i suppose.....:whistling:

She doesnt seem to have the 1 redeeming talent in a female
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