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ROLSON TV SECURITY SIMULATOR, WAS £9.99 now £2.99 @ B&M
ROLSON TV SECURITY SIMULATOR, WAS £9.99 now £2.99 @ B&M

ROLSON TV SECURITY SIMULATOR, WAS £9.99 now £2.99 @ B&M

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Fake TV is a burglar deterrent that recreates the light of real HD TV television. Fake TV's super-bright LED fill a room with light in thousands of possible shades of color. Fake TV simulates scene changes, fades, swells, and on-screen motion. When you are away, Fake TV says "alive" far more than a lamp on a timer ever could. From outside, it looks just like someone is home watching TV. So when a burglar steps into a house, he knows to move on to an easy target. He will not move forward. Buying a Fake TV and make your home an unappealing choice for a break-in.
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Goat simulator,Farming simulator .... only a matter of time. Can't wait to get my hands on this and play it

Careful of oversimulating.........it can play havoc with your equipment

Got one of these for my gran, she has cataract. She thinks the picture quality is better on this than on her black Friday kodak TV

Please someone pull out the Home Alone gif!

I have the one version off amazon really convincing put it on a timer gives me some reassurance when not home.

Does it show repeats?

Cold its not 4K

This unit only produces light effects, no sound. So only useful for deterring deaf burglars.

I bet graham1979 would rather watch this than anything on the BBC.

I already have a TV simulator - it's my TV

How does one buy one of these? Instore only?

I was expecting this to be 1 of those terrible sim games. Simulating TV security

Original Poster

fishleg

I have the one version off amazon really convincing put it on a timer … I have the one version off amazon really convincing put it on a timer gives me some reassurance when not home.


You don't need a timer with this one as it turns itself on at dusk.

Do you need a TV licence?

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fishmaster

Do you need a TV licence?


I have never purchased a TV licence, TV licence is no better than window tax.

POWYSWALES

You don't need a timer with this one as it turns itself on at dusk.


? I would have thought it was most effective at dusk

radium

This unit only produces light effects, no sound. So only useful for … This unit only produces light effects, no sound. So only useful for deterring deaf burglars.



​How many tvs can you hear whilst walking up a street?

Gravesy166

Goat simulator,Farming simulator .... only a matter of time. Can't wait … Goat simulator,Farming simulator .... only a matter of time. Can't wait to get my hands on this and play it



How about a stimulator simulator.

POWYSWALES

recreates the light of real HD TV television



Do they not offer a 14" CRT alternative, it might prove more of a deterrent.
What are the running costs of this silent light show, is there a bulb wattage?

Worst product ever.

It's LED so minimal. Its got 4 settings 2 of which turn on at dawn then switch off either after 4hrs or 7hrs. I got one today as well
Edited by: "steevieboy4u" 1st Feb

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MBeeching

Do they not offer a 14" CRT alternative, it might prove more of a … Do they not offer a 14" CRT alternative, it might prove more of a deterrent.What are the running costs of this silent light show, is there a bulb wattage?


Led running at 9v 200ma so less than 2 pence a week, about £1 a year at the most.

1lluminati

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxnynEW8aw



​Lol the guy testing this in the video is so funny!!

wasn't this on dragons den a few years ago

POWYSWALES

I have never purchased a TV licence, TV licence is no better than window … I have never purchased a TV licence, TV licence is no better than window tax.



Strangely enough I have never purchased a TV licence either.

radium

This unit only produces light effects, no sound. So only useful for … This unit only produces light effects, no sound. So only useful for deterring deaf burglars.



just have a loop of this playing as well on a stereo

youtube.com/wat…uH4

burglar thinks oh good a TV I'll break in and nick it

I think I will get one. It will save me the hassle of having to clean up piles of alsatian sh1t in the morning.

Spartan176

I think I will get one. It will save me the hassle of having to clean up … I think I will get one. It will save me the hassle of having to clean up piles of alsatian sh1t in the morning.



You let your dog watch TV all night?

Jumpingphil

Do you mean dusk?



Yes

£9.99 on shelf, but went through as £2.99 thanks op

I find it much more effective when going on holiday to leave all the lights on and set the telly to the highest volume. Not only does it trick prospective burglars into thinking that you are home, but it also ensures that there is increased police viability in your area.

lots of these left in sevington branch

Wouldn't it be more practical to setup a bunch of elborate Home Alone style traps? Record it, and if you get burgled put it on YouTube and make the monies.
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