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Sat Nag £7.99 delivered @ play
Sat Nag £7.99 delivered @ play

Sat Nag £7.99 delivered @ play

SuperEd
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Specifications
* Suitable for ages 16 years+ (due to strong language).
* Size: 10 x 8 x 2cm.

Description

The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually - it's better than a Sat Nav, and even if it's guaranteed to get you nowhere fast, it's one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded, patronising woman's voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: "I know you're a man, but it's been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you're lost and ask someone the way"; and "In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right", as well as "In 50 meters I'm going to put on my most annoying voice and say 'Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?" and "In 100 meters I'm going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know you've upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault".

There are loads of them, and the main reason they're so funny is that they're so accurate, we've all been there, and boy are we all going there again. There are a few 'not in front of the children' comments, but none that are too offensive. This anti-compass has a holographic screen, highlighting the important roads such as Whiny Lane, Backseat Drive and Earache Avenue, and will have you howling with laughter both at the idiosyncrasies of women in passenger seats and also how dumb men are behind the wheel - every car should have one.

14 Comments

just put your wife in the passingers seat and save 7.99

Surely this replaces the NAG!

very handy for those long trips away
where ya start to miss her indoors
and forget WHY ya made the trip

Original Poster SuperEd

lol......

What a waste of money!

raptorcigs;2555789

just put your wife in the passingers seat and save 7.99




wonder if this breaks down when ya get to a roundabout :whistling:

does it get a head ache or jus flat batteries

Banned

"In 30 minutes please return from the pub"

"In 60 minutes your dinner will be in the dog"

"In 90 minutes please use the tiny window in the bathroom to enter as the front door will be locked and booby trapped"

"In 120 minutes get that look off your face you've got no chance tonight darling!"

"In 30 seconds roll over and fall asleep you selfish *******!"

Great ...get your window smashed from some chav trying to steal it thinking its a real sat nav for the bargaing price of £7.99 wat a bargain ......NOT :x

leighbeef;2556411

Great ...get your window smashed from some chav trying to steal it … Great ...get your window smashed from some chav trying to steal it thinking its a real sat nav for the bargaing price of £7.99 wat a bargain ......NOT :x



well surely that would be your own fault for being a lazy git
and leaving it on display in a dodgy area
instead of removing it from sight liek ya would do with anythign that could tempt thieves

perfect for those "zany" people who think window stickers are "fun" and show their wacky personality.

if somebody bought this for me as a present, i would stop being their friend.

leighbeef;2556411

Great ...get your window smashed from some chav trying to steal it … Great ...get your window smashed from some chav trying to steal it thinking its a real sat nav for the bargaing price of £7.99 wat a bargain ......NOT :x



if you that silly ( and not wanting to condone anything illegal) then you deserve the smashed window and the repair bill

its a bit of fun in a "gadgetshop, iwoot" manner and probably draws more laughs that a pint and half of london ale! for the same price

Skip fodder

It was 5 quid when I ordered it from play this morning
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