Sex Counter - £3 @ Ann Summers
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Sex Counter - £3 @ Ann Summers

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Found 12th Apr 2011
was £8 now reduced to £3.

This is the sex counter, and it’s a bit like one of those pedometer thingies, but with a very sexy twist.

15 Comments

Direct link?!?!?

What do you do with this thing anyway, stick it on your nob and it counts the thrusts?!??! Looks a bit small

Looks like one of those Haribo jelly chews.

kurv

Looks like one of those Haribo jelly chews.




but not quite as tasty

i can count on 1 hand does this help?

jacksprout

i can count on 1 hand does this help?


You could probably use it on your hand - higher count rate I would have thought.

martinelsen

You could probably use it on your hand - higher count rate I would have … You could probably use it on your hand - higher count rate I would have thought.


i wouldnt bet on it!

*facepalm

If you can alter the "mileage" this would be great way to woo the ladies......8)

Does it give an accumulative "thrust total" in miles/kilometres or something?

steveex

Does it give an accumulative "thrust total" in miles/kilometres or … Does it give an accumulative "thrust total" in miles/kilometres or something?


but warning on product-BE CAREFULL DO NOT WAKE HER UP!

Ah, well I see now!
Voted COLD as at no point in the original post is there any reference to the additional cost of the bottle of gin "add-on" required to make this thing work!
Fail.

Banned

good for the complete saddos oO

csiman

good for the complete saddos oO


or incomplete as the case may be.

I thought you were meant to put this on the end of your diddly to stop your hand slipping off?
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