Sex Panther Cologne - 60% of the time it works everytime - £29.95 + postage @ Firebox
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Sex Panther Cologne - 60% of the time it works everytime - £29.95 + postage @ Firebox

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Found 11th Feb 2009Made hot 11th Feb 2009
Illegal in 9 countries and made from bits of real panther

make sure you get lucky on valentines day!!!

39 Comments

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hahahaha thats ace!!

its not made from real panthers bits!

you know, this is kind of a big deal

Genius!

"A moustache helps too."

Count me in!

watch the film genius

"What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair."

amazing! Too bad it is sold out! If I met a man who smelled so pungent of sex panther i doubt i would contain myself.

apparently it smells like pure gasoline. im gonna punch you right in the ovaries.

kpmatthews;4351944

"What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair."



:lol: Funny film!

So will this smell reflect the one in the film then? If so, maybe not one to use to attract that special someone...

I want this but it's too expensive.

that doesn't make any sense...

munkynutz;4352071

I want this but it's too expensive.



agreed. to be honest i'd be happy with just the bottle. shame its not the original bottle from the film:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/aaronsproxy/IMG_0421.jpg

Oh, what a shame it's out of stock !

I'm a smelly pirate hooker.

Out of stock :-(

ElBuc;4353826

I'm a smelly pirate hooker.



you should start a new thread with that as the title :pirate::prop:

It's illegal in 9 countries. They've done studies you know. 60% of the time it works everytime. Quality film. Dodgy aftershave:thumbsup:

It's a formidable scent, It stings the nostrils, but In a good way.

How was this ever a deal at 30 quid for a bottle of what could be anything from hai karate to brut, just because it says sex panther on the bottle? :?

Rich_UK;4354500

How was this ever a deal at 30 quid for a bottle of what could be … How was this ever a deal at 30 quid for a bottle of what could be anything from hai karate to brut, just because it says sex panther on the bottle? :?



You ever seen the film??? I want to be on you!

I love lamp.

whammy!

You want to be on me? yeah I've seen the film, and this is pretty cool, but screw paying 30 quid for it!

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]LOUD NOISES![/COLOR][/SIZE]

I could understand it if it came in the same bottle as in the film and it made the panther sound when you opened the box it comes in, but this is just some idiot writing sex panther on a bottle, filling it with pish and selling it for £30.

What a total rip off!

ElBuc;4353826

I'm a smelly pirate hooker.



Maybe you should go back to your home on ***** island.

ElBuc;4353826

I'm a smelly pirate hooker.



Maybe you should go back to your home on hwore island.

Lol whoever has bought this has been done..

It doesnt look like the one in the film.
Its a bottle with Sex panther written on it.

Firebox has just taken everyone for Mugs!

Thats How I Roll

Yeah funny but not £30 funny, they should definately have saved mony on the actual aftershave and just created the box from the film (although this would prob actually cost money).

smells like the inside of a fake leg!

£30 is a bit steep for a bottle with sex panther written on it.

Agreed they should have made it look like the orginal in the film.

£10 would be ok, it would make a funny gift.

But then again if they have actually created a decent scent (which I some what doubt) £30 would be ok.

My fave part of that scene is when the woman runs across the screen shouting;

"it smells like big foots D**K!!"

Class, pure class! :thumbsup::-D

Youngsyr;4354828

I could understand it if it came in the same bottle as in the film and it … I could understand it if it came in the same bottle as in the film and it made the panther sound when you opened the box it comes in, but this is just some idiot writing sex panther on a bottle, filling it with pish and selling it for £30. What a total rip off!



Yes, I wish I'd thought of it before him. :whistling:

Original Poster

Sex Panther Cologne is a uniquely-formulated men's fragrance, designed to be as instantly recognizable and upscale as the infamous name would suggest. The bottle is a refined silica glass, with triple black velvet-matte ceramique spray, and the cologne itself is a formidable scent, with crisp overtones of sandalwood, pine, vetiver, and a clean base of dry, rich mahogany.

"Sex Panther Cologne is the exact embodiment of what a real cologne should be," said Omni Consumer Products founder, Pete Hottelet. "The fragrance is clean, fresh, and extremely manly. Manly like eating a bowl of cereal doused in motor oil, consisting mainly of shavings from the Apollo moon lander and Richard Petty's championship 1970 Plymouth Superbird. Manly like walking into a bar and ordering a screwdriver -- made out of actual screwdrivers. It's designed from the ground up to make you popular with the ladies; human ladies, to be exact. So I hope that's what you're into."

Geeks

lol
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