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Sex Timer delivered @ Play for £3.49
Sex Timer delivered @ Play for £3.49

Sex Timer delivered @ Play for £3.49

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Stud?
Stallion?
Playboy?
Mediocre?
Measure your performance with this naughty device. Accurate to one grain of sand.

I think one grain of sand would suffice for myself

16 Comments

I use this to boil my eggs, I likes em runny

Sex!! I'd rather boil an egg.:p

Banned

Does the timer run to an hour :whistling:

i could always turn it round a few times to get a more accurate reading i suppose:whistling:

davelfc;5363159

I use this to boil my eggs, I likes em runny



why use the timer then? just entertain yourself quickly and they'll be ready.

King Of Bling;5363167

Does the timer run to an hour :whistling:


an HOUR?? A WHOLE HOUR??

You selfish pig. So you don't worry about pleasing the OH then, just yourself!!

No wonder us chaps've got a bad name.:roll:

Does it measure down to miliseconds?

Does it also work as a contraceptive device?


:w00t:

anewman;5364020

Does it also work as a contraceptive device?:w00t:



Yep - keeping your eye on that thing will make your own thing as soft as butter:p

Perfect for Father's Day!

King Of Bling;5363167

Does the timer run to an hour :whistling:


Forget that! Does it last for 3 hours?

Banned

Hibron;5365082

Forget that! Does it last for 3 hours?



Why?, is something blocked :w00t:

anewman;5364020

Does it also work as a contraceptive device?:w00t:


It probably would but imagine trying to get your barrell into the narrow part of the device.:whistling:

remember folks

no prizes for coming second

King Of Bling;5363167

Does the timer run to an hour :whistling:



Only in your dreams,,,:-D

Do they have extra large version for us, Barry Whites !!!
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