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Stud?
Stallion?
Playboy?
Mediocre?
Measure your performance with this naughty device. Accurate to one grain of sand.

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Original Poster

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Lmafoooooooooooo - I love it!!

hahahahahaha hilarious! i may get one for mr superhot :whistling:

Banned

sex timer,just do what i do count the strokes,
1 and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:?

lol i wonder how much the manufacturer makes for each one

Does this have a range of 1-5 secs ?

Banned

PJR

Does this have a range of 1-5 secs ?



:w00t: :thumbsup:

this is SCREAMING secret santa!!

How long are the actual intervals, and how big is it?

I guess it would make a change if my Mrs watched this instead of the TV . :w00t:

Will not be buying this as it looks like it hasn't got enough sand in for me :whistling:

Slash

lol i wonder how much the manufacturer makes for each one



5 minutes per section, I reckon. Am I being over-ambitious? :giggle:

why is this cold, its GREAT

stora

I guess it would make a change if my Mrs watched this instead of the TV . … I guess it would make a change if my Mrs watched this instead of the TV . :w00t:



TV stora?

No cracks in your ceiling? :whistling:

lol i really can't believe people are willing to pay £5.99 for this hahahaa

cool gadget lol

Slash

lol i really can't believe people are willing to pay £5.99 for this … lol i really can't believe people are willing to pay £5.99 for this hahahaa



I know, I'd pay a quid for it as a little novelty joke...but 6 quids? pfft lol

Lmao what a cool gadget! Think i will invest in 1 to time my oh! Plus one for secret santa! hehehe

great find - i love it

just seen the ball scratcher too lmao £5 del
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how is this a bargain?

At a guess, 2 minutes per section?

I tlooks like you could snap it in half and use it as a couple of butt plugs if you so desired, voted painful.

Suspect it's 1 minute though, which would be a bit ****.

I just read the timecode off the tape......

Shengis

I just read the timecode off the tape......



:giggle:

Who's going to be 1st to write a review? :giggle:

I was gonna buy one of these but I reckon i'll save meself some money and just use the normal egg timer.

Too dear for that kinda thing. i will buy more condom than buying this

How would any guy feel after seeing they're in the "very poor" at sex category...... classic, I think it would be worth a lot more than £5.99 to see someones reaction at that....... obviously after they're fully dressed.

I have to admit, I doubt I would be in the stallion category for the amount of time I could last but it's the size and what you can do with it that counts the most and I think the screams would prove how much of a stallion you are better than any egg timer, I think they should make another gadget testing the volume of sex. ;-)

Aussie Foreplay -

"Brace yourself Sheila, this will be the best 5 seconds of your life."

Not all women want marathon sessions any way, I certainly wouldn't consider someone a stallion if they lasted 2 hours but I was bored out of my brain lol

nunkey

Aussie Foreplay - "Brace yourself Sheila, this will be the best 5 seconds … Aussie Foreplay - "Brace yourself Sheila, this will be the best 5 seconds of your life."



Starlet

Not all women want marathon sessions any way, I certainly wouldn't … Not all women want marathon sessions any way, I certainly wouldn't consider someone a stallion if they lasted 2 hours but I was bored out of my brain lol




Starlet, I think your best bet may be a 6 second Aussie :giggle:

i think i'll need 3 of these baby's!

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sicknote

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ron jeremy ?

keep the £5.99 in your pocket and do what I do........

Close my eyes tight and imagine Fizz from Coronation Street, that about doubles the perfomence to 6 minutes

watchzeitgeist

keep the £5.99 in your pocket and do what I do........Close my eyes tight … keep the £5.99 in your pocket and do what I do........Close my eyes tight and imagine Fizz from Coronation Street, that about doubles the perfomence to 6 minutes



lol nice first post.. think of vera duckworth makes it 15 mins

watchzeitgeist

keep the £5.99 in your pocket and do what I do........Close my eyes tight … keep the £5.99 in your pocket and do what I do........Close my eyes tight and imagine Fizz from Coronation Street, that about doubles the perfomence to 6 minutes




Ahhhhhhhhhh Fizz = 6


:-( Ewwwwww Vera = 15





*Thank gawd no mention of Hayley :shock:*

jerry

Ahhhhhhhhhh Fizz = 6:-( Ewwwwww Vera = 15*Thank gawd no mention of … Ahhhhhhhhhh Fizz = 6:-( Ewwwwww Vera = 15*Thank gawd no mention of Hayley :shock:*




Hayley = game over!!:oops:

sicknote

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Cream crackered! :w00t:
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