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Bondage kit £14:95 @sextoys.co.uk
The gift that keeps giving or taking as the case maybe?? All you need for the ultimate bondage night in! This kit includes a faux leather blindfold with elasticated strap for a comfortable fit, two f… Read more
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jamie32

Nice deal just unlucky that people who can't afford it have a negative … Nice deal just unlucky that people who can't afford it have a negative opinion on it we don't all shop at sportsdirect and charity shops heat from me



Says the one who buys Sainsburys basic tea bags from looking at your profile....

Haha!!

MRGRINGO

^^^^^ these guys has seen so much "Frankie Vaughn" that every time they … ^^^^^ these guys has seen so much "Frankie Vaughn" that every time they go to their front door, they spit on the lock before they put the key in! ^^^^^^

MRGRINGO

^^^^^ these guys has seen so much "Frankie Vaughn" that every time they … ^^^^^ these guys has seen so much "Frankie Vaughn" that every time they go to their front door, they spit on the lock before they put the key in! ^^^^^^



haha. classic!

This is about the standard price for a kit like this.

Found one of these in Julie's wardrobe... Now I know what Dev likes!

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Everyone_is_Stupid

Does this come in inconspicuous packaging as I'd hate my wife to open it … Does this come in inconspicuous packaging as I'd hate my wife to open it in error!

why who is it for?

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18+ 12 deals of christmas upto 50% off various items @ SexToys
various adult toys and accessories available
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Code SEXMAS gives 25% off this week. Not sure if that's stacks on sale items

How come so cold in here with no good reason? Tis the season to be jolly!!!

My little bit of heat given!

angst

It's a bit unclear what this company sells



LOL Priceless!

Adult aids?

I....I think I'll give it a pass.....

It's a bit unclear what this company sells
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Loving Joy Breast Wonder Pump £8 @ sextoys.co.uk (was £22.99)
I'll give it a few days and post picture to show if it works or not (I will shave my chest first) Pump your breasts for maximum pertness and sensitivity with the loving Joy Wonder Pump. Place the cu… Read more
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excellentoO

Could always use it to catch spiders in!

Biggunspaul

Why cold,a breast enlargement at only £4 per boob seems a great deal to … Why cold,a breast enlargement at only £4 per boob seems a great deal to me.



Possibly even less, you could share with a friend so only £2 per chesticle.

Why cold,a breast enlargement at only £4 per boob seems a great deal to me.

Will this work on a 3yr old golden labrador bitch?
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ADULT Vibrating Item - £1.96 Delivered - This weekend only @ sextoys
Had a text saying they are having a 20% off everything weekend; thought I would take a peek and stumbled across this, seemed good value, especially as its including delivery. This small, discreet a… Read more
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There are 56 reviews for this on the website !!

1apple

Are women really that sex mad to put electrical objects up their vaginas? … Are women really that sex mad to put electrical objects up their vaginas? I think women are sex mad more so than men, dont women think about anything else?



cash

juicyjackie

And so what if they are? Do men have the only right to enjoy sex?



Yah....only if it's done proper....lol
Sorry juicy couldn't resist

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1apple

Are women really that sex mad to put electrical objects up their vaginas? … Are women really that sex mad to put electrical objects up their vaginas? I think women are sex mad more so than men, dont women think about anything else?



And so what if they are? Do men have the only right to enjoy sex?

They carry heat-seeking nuclear warheads....
Tested by North Korea recently.....

Malfunctioned....continuously kept getting jammed !
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vibe over 50% cheaper £17 @ sextoys
Mini Mates Fever is hot hot hot! The Ro-80mm Ammnunition for love bullet just got bigger and better. Not only is it bigger it has five fantastic speeds and goes under the name of RO - 120mm. This s… Read more
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you can take it to bath and shower ha ha ha sure a girl iant gona do that whats the bed for or floor
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Sextoys.co.uk Couples Sex Toy Starter Set, Was £47.75 Now £20
Reduced but only 4 left Each set contains: 1 x Jessica Rabbit Original 1 x Pearl Palm Pleasure 1 Vibrating Love Ring Plus 1 x Slide Lubricant 1 x Sparkle Sex Toys Cleaner Free Delivery
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I'm sure she will love it ;o)

That's actually really good because I know a Rabbit vibrator on its own is normally more than that!

meh, purchased anyway. Cheaper than vib on its own from most places. Will be a surprise for the missus on Christmas morning. lmao

OP post a video demo of how to use these please. lol

horacevankhute

I thought this filth was banned from this site


Totally silly thing to say. What's filthy about it?
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Sweeten'd Blow £5
The oral pleasure gel will make every oral encounter sweet! With Free Delivery!! Oh and maybe have a glass or 3 of wine before you vote :)
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The Bandit

Just get stuck into one of … Just get stuck into one of these...http://data1.blog.de/media/600/416600_ab1bcdee3c_m.jpg;)



Lol nice one,thats fishy anouth for me

timtom13

Thanks nice ,but im looking for a fishy tasting one thanks,(she not fishy … Thanks nice ,but im looking for a fishy tasting one thanks,(she not fishy anouth for me)



Just get stuck into one of these...

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Thanks nice ,but im looking for a fishy tasting one thanks,(she not fishy anouth for me)

Tom Pickering

Will this get rid of the fishy smell?



Probably not but will give it a Heston Blumenthal approach to cookery and ingredients, watermelon and fish
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Pleasure Tops was £44.99 now £10 + free delivery @ sextoys.co.uk
Pleasure Tops Description Pleasure Tops is a new innovation in sex toys! The cone shape with clitoral stimulator means you dip down deeper to increase penetration and lean forward to increase stimula… Read more
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FollowThru

It looks dangerous



Only in the hands of the wrong person.............oO

It looks dangerous

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thedon6915

traffic cone?



If you wore that on your head when drunk you would get called a **** lol X)

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thedvdmonster

so many prudes on this site, anything erotic goes to freezing immediately



I agree, Might be cold in here but its going to get hot in the bedroom

so many prudes on this site, anything erotic goes to freezing immediately
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I Rub My Penguin - £10 delivered + freebies, Was £30 Sextoys.co.uk
I Rub My Penguin is a cute waterproof massager that's sure to send a chill down your spine. He looks like a sweet bathroom toy but press his tummy and feel powerful vibrations run through his body. … Read more
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looks like fun LOL! i am right in thinking this is a pleasurable toy? not a massager aha!

susie wants it? what is it ?

Ladsbroke

Where's the soap



Yes, doesn't it!

Have some heat from me.

Where's the soap
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50% off Fetish Fantasy Love Lounger @ Sextoys.co.uk (over 18's only!)
The world's first portable inflatable sex machine! There's so many different ways to use the Fantasy Love Lounger you'll be pushed to know where to start. Use the Love Lounger for experimental love … Read more
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"Comes complete with a FREE eye mask" hmm is that incase of injury ?

Bored now
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FleshJack £29.70 @ sextoys
Fleshjack Pink Bottom Super Ribbed Description Penetrate this tight bottom and experience the tight ribbing internally for a hair raising ride! The real feel material is literally just like real skin… Read more
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There is such a thing as lunch beaks for personal internets use at work you know. Just sayin'

Hot stuff, Meat added

dijital

So swearing (starred out aswell) is worse? how very, umm.. american.



I put the asterisks (that is what they are called, not stars) in myself. You posted a word that had to be edited by a mod! Plus I am not suggesting people should be banned for posting sex toys. You are confused my friend, very confused.
Edited by: "bigsky" 14th Dec 2010

I run my own business.



What "toys" do you sell then? lol

bigsky

So sex toys are wrong but swearing is ok? Thanks for the moral guidance.



So swearing (starred out aswell) is worse? how very, umm.. american.
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Travel I Rub My Duckie less than half price free delivery £6.76 @ Sextoys
The Travel size version of I Rub My Duckie is as powerful as its big brother only far smaller, allowing it to go wherever you go. This discreet little vibrating duck makes a great travel companion as… Read more
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fast del too arrived today

wow quacking find OP thanx

Bestiality freaks!

Thanks OP!

ordered one great secret santa pressie!!!
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hush bunny turbo £4.95+ £2.95 p+p adults only was 19.99 @ sextoys
dont know what to say about this you can read fron the description Made from soft, hygienic non-toxic silicone rubber.
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minesastella;6543371

I am thinking of getting one for my gf, do you think it will be boxed and … I am thinking of getting one for my gf, do you think it will be boxed and discreetly packaged as I work for Royal Mail and I know the postie, could prove a tad embarrasing once word gets round the office, with all the banter and all. lol



How's this for an embarrassing one then......sent my hubby an email with this on for a nice toy for christmas not realising that it first goes through their filter system at work and now apparently quite a few know now what I've got on my Santa list! :w00t:

minesastella;6543371

I am thinking of getting one for my gf, do you think it will be boxed and … I am thinking of getting one for my gf, do you think it will be boxed and discreetly packaged as I work for Royal Mail and I know the postie, could prove a tad embarrasing once word gets round the office, with all the banter and all. lol



Had bits and bobs of 'em, always plain jiffy bag :thumbsup:

Quids;6540697

Can't argue with the choice of words there....('come across this one')



Thanks for that, i think most of us would have missed it otherwise!!

minesastella;6543371

I am thinking of getting one for my gf, do you think it will be boxed and … I am thinking of getting one for my gf, do you think it will be boxed and discreetly packaged as I work for Royal Mail and I know the postie, could prove a tad embarrasing once word gets round the office, with all the banter and all. lol



I'm sure your postie will love shoving this into your box :whistling:

lottysdad08;6542465

Dont think i'll order yet, i gonna sit on this one for a while



Whatever tickles your fancy.
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Buzz Bunny (RRP £14.99) @ SexToys (LINK NSFW) - £4.94 delivered Banned
£4.94 time you add on delivery. But its recorded 1st class.
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4:20 .

Who Needs A Man!!! A Girls Best Friend.
So I Hear..............

Is this guaranteed not to chip tooth enamel.

And you found this deal because? .. :L

You were searching for female products?

good for making mashed potato's as well
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Sale now on @ sextoys.co.uk all with free delivery- Adult content
Some good prices, go on have a look, you know you want to, free delivery on all orders
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ordered from here and stuff arrived pretty quickly my membership 10% even still worked, bargin

Direct feed from Dungeness :w00t::-D

audbod;3963756

generator out back lol



:w00t:

You must have needed plenty of lube.

I lost three fillings :oops:

generator out back lol