Sh*t Box £11.99/ £12.74 Delivered (perfect for the summer festivals) @ Firebox
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Sh*t Box £11.99/ £12.74 Delivered (perfect for the summer festivals) @ Firebox

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Found 25th May 2011
Camo/ **** Box/ Ploo £12.74each

Little Jack - Blue/ Little Jack - Pink £11.99each

Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and **** in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.

Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the **** Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14” original and a smaller ‘Little Jack’ version for nippers, it’s ideal for festival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.

Flat-packed, the **** Box pops open to become a rigid but comfy loo into which you can drop your fudge, again and again, without making a mess or gassing everyone within a 5 mile radius. That’s because it comes with 10 biodegradable poo bags. Genius! Simply pop one inside, lay your cable, remove the whole shebang, tie up the bag and shove it in your best mate’s sleeping bag… sorry, we mean dispose of it responsibly.

Yes, we suppose you could hunt down the nearest fast food emporium for a quick McShit with lies but, as well as being unethical, it’s probably not as hygienic. Besides, ejecting a bum cigar in a restaurant is fraught with danger: no loo roll, weak flush, pebble-dashed bowl. You know the score. Plus the **** Box doubles up as handy stool (forgive the pun) and comes in a rather fetching shoulder bag for easy portability.

Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isn’t the most luxurious way to lose your Bungle’s fingers, but it certainly does the job when you’re touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of today’s festival goer, we think it’s the ****. By the way, if you think we’re trying to shoehorn in as many pooey euphemisms as possible, you’d be right. But when a product is this brilliant, nothing we say is going to make a difference. We’d give it ten minutes if we were you…

Four different versions available!

Please Note:
As this is a cardboard box it may collapse if used when wet - please keep dry.
Remove and tie up used (full) poo bag and dispose of responsibly (we do not recommend multiple use of one single bag)
Collapse bag starting with bottom stabilisers then turn over and disengage tabs.
Fold carefully to use again.

Contents:
1x Duffle Bag - to carry
1x **** Box - reusable
10x Poo Bags - not reusable
10x Tissues - for a happy bum

Technical information:
Brown cardboard – content 80% recycled card
Weight tolerance : 55lbs/inch² 225lbs/inch² bursting force.
**** Box / Ploo take 16 stone/ 100kg very comfortably
Little Jack's box is perfect for 1-5 year olds
The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.
Size:
**** Box - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
Little Jack's Box - 26.5cm (H) x 26.5cm(W) x 26.5cm(D)
Ploo - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)

Spare bags are available in packs of 10 for £2.99 click on 'Don't forget accessories!'

26 Comments

Original Poster

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Edited by: "nicster08" 25th May 2011

Brilliant! Love a good No.2 me.

Bit of a sh1t deal lol!

"As this is a cardboard box it may collapse if used when wet - please keep dry."

Delivered by firebox too! Thunderbox more like...

Yeah. Don't use if you've got diarrhea.

This one could run and run!

utter genius, although the local camping shop sells the most basic porta-loo (basically a bucket with a toilet seat on top) for a very similar price - which is likely to last a little bit longer than this.

Voted hot if only for the cringe making description !

Makes a good stool.

mod

nicster08, is this a carboard box with a hole in the top that one deposits ones poops in?

Well, I suppose you could say it's bogof (as this product will no doubt arrive in another box - and a bit of Blue Peter style creativity later you have two boxes where you can drop the kids off)

Silentone

Makes a good stool.



I thought Firebox did free delivery now?

andywedge

nicster08, is this a carboard box with a hole in the top that one … nicster08, is this a carboard box with a hole in the top that one deposits ones poops in?Well, I suppose you could say it's bogof (as this product will no doubt arrive in another box - and a bit of Blue Peter style creativity later you have two boxes where you can drop the kids off)



Why buy when you could make your own X)

Banned

sad

just another example of broken britain

When done with i wonder if i should put it the clear bin bag for recycling?

horacevankhute

sad just another example of broken britain


Disagree. Toilet humour has been around for decades upon decades, and it isn't just Britain that appears to find this kind of humour amusing - check out Germany for starters, & AFAIK no one pulls out the nonsense quip that Germany is 'broken'...

Banned

rank!

and a complete waste of money!

Banned

cath1510

I thought Firebox did free delivery now?



more to the point i thought firebox did quality stuff? wtf!!

where is the deal?

This takes the p*ss. Oh sorry it doesn't.

However, must remind you all Britain isn't broke, the wealth of the top 100 rose 20% in the last year alone. I assume it won't be long before the rest of us can only afford to use these.

Personally I think my daughter's carry potty is better!

Banned

with it being cardboard? could you still fit a hidden cam in there?:|

Bucket and Chuckit.
Costs around a £1 at local DIY store

Did no-one see this on top gear - Jeremy Clarkson sat on it and it collapsed....

So you would end up covered in #### ! oO

Not good........

What's the duffle bag like ?

So for 12 quid I have the privilage of 'tipping the skip' into a cardboard box.

I may consider buying one to use on the station platform while I wait for my train in the mornings, might save me some time.

Don't fancy taking it with me after though...
Edited by: "DustD" 25th May 2011

WOW!!

£12 for a cardboard box!

WOW


EPIC FAIL
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