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SH*T BOX Cardboard crapper £14.99 @ Firebox
SH*T BOX Cardboard crapper £14.99 @ Firebox

SH*T BOX Cardboard crapper £14.99 @ Firebox

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Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when you’re enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and **** in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.


Flat-packed, the **** Box pops open to become a rigid but comfy loo into which you can drop your fudge, again and again, without making a mess or gassing everyone within a 5 mile radius. That’s because it comes with 10 biodegradable poo bags. Genius! Simply pop one inside, lay your cable, remove the whole shebang, tie up the bag and shove it in your best mate’s sleeping bag… sorry, we mean dispose of it responsibly.


Yes, we suppose you could hunt down the nearest fast food emporium for a quick McShit with lies but, as well as being unethical, it’s probably not as hygienic. Besides, ejecting a bum cigar in a restaurant is fraught with danger: no loo roll, weak flush, pebble-dashed bowl. You know the score. Plus the **** Box doubles up as handy stool (forgive the pun) and comes in a rather fetching shoulder bag for easy portability.


Contents:
•1x Duffle Bag - to carry
•1x **** Box - reusable
•10x Poo Bags - not reusable
•10x Tissues - for a happy bum
Technical information:
•Brown cardboard – content 80% recycled card
•Weight tolerance : 55lbs/inch² 225lbs/inch² bursting force.
•**** Box / Ploo take 16 stone/ 100kg very comfortably
•Little Jack's box is perfect for 1-5 year olds
•The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.
Size:
•**** Box - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
•Little Jack's Box - 26.5cm (H) x 26.5cm(W) x 26.5cm(D)
•Ploo - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)

Four different versions available!

Ideal for camping out or festivals !

30 Comments

seen it all now! lolll

Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save 15 notes.

or just stay indoors! loll

Just making more waste with this and spending £15 for the privilege. Squatting is the natural way to do it anyway.

Might get one for glastonbury

Banned

'Kin 'ell - whatever next......

its just not the same experience without the splash backs

hooray henry

Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save … Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save 15 notes.

So how much does the spade cost?

kevb22

So how much does the spade cost?



£1 @ Poundland

Or nothing if you can be bothered to make it yourself and camping in the great outdoors. A stick would do it.

Original Poster

Personally i think this deal is **** hot !!!! lol ........

Rupz

its just not the same experience without the splash backs



ohhhh grossssssssssssss - i reccomend tabs to block u up when u go camping! alot cheaper

rieriej

ohhhh grossssssssssssss - i reccomend tabs to block u up when u go … ohhhh grossssssssssssss - i reccomend tabs to block u up when u go camping! alot cheaper



Ohhhhhhhhhhhh stick a cork in it.

hooray henry

Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save … Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save 15 notes.



Why not go to the pub and have the dump?? actually seeing some of the toilet facilities in pubs, better off in the hedge. Just dont eat the free peanuts and cheese.

Original Poster

be useful if caught short on the bus

You could always sit on a stool

emptyglass69

You could always sit on a stool



where would it fall though??

mm I have a water meater this may save money when lots of ppl come to visit how many times can it be used?

miles136

mm I have a water meater this may save money when lots of ppl come to … mm I have a water meater this may save money when lots of ppl come to visit how many times can it be used?



I dare not ask.

BFN,

fp.

mrhotukdeal

be useful if caught short on the bus



ive seen people have sex on a bus not not a s***..... but better than crapping yourself lol

worth its weight in gold at a festival!

don't remember seeing this one on Dragons Den

Would my chicks fit on one of these contraptions?

http://www.yardbarker.com/m/37682/xl/FatChicks.jpg

jltk87

worth its weight in gold at a festival!



Actually your wrong..... what is worth its weight is gold is having a dump and then watching someone pick it up mistaking it for firewood

Tom Pickering

Would my chicks fit on one of these contraptions?



i think the limit is 95kg so your chicks are well within the limit :)...... you must be a stud to manage these two supermodels.........whats your secret

Ah if nothing else this has given me the best laugh I have had today (yes its been a ploo day).

Thanks OP, heat just for the description.

WHEN YOUV EDONE WITH IT YOU COULD TAPE IT UP AND POST IT TO SOMEONE YOU DON T LIKE

I dunno... Reckon this is a bit of a billy bargain.

I mean, here is the alternative, but its £20+del...

...Dragons's Den has a lot to answer for

hooray henry

Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save … Take a spade dig a hole, take a dump, cover it up,go to the pub and save 15 notes.



If you're going to the pub, why not simply remember they usually have toilets there?

ollieh1

Squatting is the natural way to do it anyway.



Completely agree. Except when it comes to trying to persuade a child to squat for a poo.
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