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Slow Close Toilet Seat from Netto
Slow Close Toilet Seat from Netto

Slow Close Toilet Seat from Netto

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Slow Close Toilet Seat

Click special Offers then select Mon, Jan 7th and the deatils are on Page 6 of the special offers page

Great idea to stop kids, drunken husbands/men, clumsy people etc dropping the seat down and making a right racket

Add that look of class to your bathroom throne, when you have guests using your facilities :-)

30 Comments

Blimey, nearest store 68.9 miles away! And a camcorder for 60 quid! :?

What with soft close drawers, buffers on all the doors and now a slow fall toilet seat there will b enothing to slam in this house when I'm in a bad mood.

not bad, need a new seat. thanks op/

diabeticguy;1411117

What with soft close drawers, buffers on all the doors and now a slow … What with soft close drawers, buffers on all the doors and now a slow fall toilet seat there will b enothing to slam in this house when I'm in a bad mood.



Nice one - very funny!:thumbsup::)

Why would a man need one of these ?

What happens when you're really bursting for a #2 and you can't wait for it to close!

smitsel;1411309

Why would a man need one of these ?


because even a man **** sitting down. i guess you can always **** standing up then you can save £ 8

Be careful men!!! My friend has one of these and her poor husband has trouble standing for a wee as as soon as he lifts the seat it slowly starts to close so he has to bend his legs and alter his aim!!!!:giggle:

loveabargain;1411377

Be careful men!!! My friend has one of these and her poor husband has … Be careful men!!! My friend has one of these and her poor husband has trouble standing for a wee as as soon as he lifts the seat it slowly starts to close so he has to bend his legs and alter his aim!!!!:giggle:



Sounds like heaven compared to mine which decides to surprise you mid flow with a crashing close

diabeticguy;1411117

What with soft close drawers, buffers on all the doors and now a slow … What with soft close drawers, buffers on all the doors and now a slow fall toilet seat there will b enothing to slam in this house when I'm in a bad mood.



PMSL :-D

sooner or later the toilet seat will be reinvented. I invisage toilets that will have a horizontal way of closing that kicks in when you press the flush button. Much like the retractable roof a football stadium.

Chef_uk;1411442

sooner or later the toilet seat will be reinvented. I invisage toilets … sooner or later the toilet seat will be reinvented. I invisage toilets that will have a horizontal way of closing that kicks in when you press the flush button. Much like the retractable roof a football stadium.

I'd hate to be sat on that if you manage to press the flush by accident! :shock:

these seem good but the quality of the product is flimsey and poor quality plastic...stear clear

Chef_uk;1411442

sooner or later the toilet seat will be reinvented. I invisage toilets … sooner or later the toilet seat will be reinvented. I invisage toilets that will have a horizontal way of closing that kicks in when you press the flush button. Much like the retractable roof a football stadium.


can you imagine ...while putting up those bathroom shelves and putting out a foot to stabilise yourself on the TSC , you find the lid which you set your foot on earlier is no longer there!!:shock: .

My friend has one of those too, but I find it very annoying... As the loo is in the bathroom (like most of us I suppose), I always close the lid before I flush, it avoids spraying millions of germs all over the place into the towels and on the toothbrushes (sounds rather disgusting when you think about it, yet it's true!)
With those ones, either I have to wait for a few seconds or force it down manually. And last but not least, my friend is so used to it that he keeps slamming the lids everywhere he goes!

Nice find though!

i wouldn't recommend it either - my folks have one. i explained why and then upon submission the page expired!!!

not often you see the words class and netto in the same sentence?? lol

Kiddson;1411656

. And last but not least, my friend is so used to it that he keeps … . And last but not least, my friend is so used to it that he keeps slamming the lids everywhere he goes!




Ha,ha,ha I can just imagine!!! :-D

Kiddson;1411656

My friend has one of those too, but I find it very annoying... As the loo … My friend has one of those too, but I find it very annoying... As the loo is in the bathroom (like most of us I suppose), I always close the lid before I flush, it avoids spraying millions of germs all over the place into the towels and on the toothbrushes (sounds rather disgusting when you think about it, yet it's true!)With those ones, either I have to wait for a few seconds or force it down manually. And last but not least, my friend is so used to it that he keeps slamming the lids everywhere he goes!Nice find though!



I'ld hate to be the next person to use the toilet after you...if u put the seat down before you flush, how'd you know if u need to scrub clean the sides or not:roll: (too much info I know...lol)

Good price for a bog seat but why do you need it to do this? many people been injured by falling bog seats? The worst I could see happening for blokes is that you pee on your shoes if it falls mid flow lol

Brad;1412267

Good price for a bog seat but why do you need it to do this? many people … Good price for a bog seat but why do you need it to do this? many people been injured by falling bog seats? The worst I could see happening for blokes is that you pee on your shoes if it falls mid flow lol



Even worse are traditional toliet seats that won't stay up properly, but even then, after finally getting the seat to stay up it slams down shut during full flow, with the resulting kn*b diversion causing untold water damage to nearby items.

Pointless for me, I am too lazy to even lift the toilet seat and just pee through it. You get used to it being there with a smaller ring to aim at.

pinkleponkle;1412432

Pointless for me, I am too lazy to even lift the toilet seat and just pee … Pointless for me, I am too lazy to even lift the toilet seat and just pee through it. You get used to it being there with a smaller ring to aim at.



Actually, this could bring the fun back into an otherwise mundane task....peeing aka 'Raiders of the lost Ark' - ie start the seat on its slow journey down & seeing if you can finish the pee before the seat fully shuts down - crouching down to get the last squirt under it just before it closes!

I'll be in the Netto queue first thing when they're up for grabs (or for my fellow Geordies...that should perhaps read 'Nettie queue')

HankMcSpank;1412578

Actually, this could bring the fun back into an otherwise mundane … Actually, this could bring the fun back into an otherwise mundane task....peeing aka 'Raiders of the lost Ark' - ie start the seat on its slow journey down & seeing if you can finish the pee before the seat fully shuts down - crouching down to get the last squirt under it just before it closes!I'll be in the Netto queue first thing when they're up for grabs (or for my fellow Geordies...that should perhaps read 'Nettie queue')



PMSL!!!!!! :-D

Guys/Girls
I think the toilet seat guru's have lost the plot! :thinking:
we don't want soft closing toilet seats, we want SELF closing toilet seats!!!! :thumbsup:

Afterall, there are self closing cupboad doors, self closing car boot doors, self closing DVD players, so what is the problem with the old bog seat :?:

Ohh, A message from the missus, a self cleaning toilet seat would be better! :-D (alright, there are those hideous japaneese electronic seats that cost thousands of p's ) :whistling:

you need a toilet seat that opens and closes like a pedal bin, put your foot the pedal to open, take your foot away to closes - magic!

SkUG;1413070

you need a toilet seat that opens and closes like a pedal bin, put your … you need a toilet seat that opens and closes like a pedal bin, put your foot the pedal to open, take your foot away to closes - magic!



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potnoodle;1412081

I'ld hate to be the next person to use the toilet after you...if u put … I'ld hate to be the next person to use the toilet after you...if u put the seat down before you flush, how'd you know if u need to scrub clean the sides or not:roll: (too much info I know...lol)


Shall I reply? :-D
Well actually you kind of know when you're going to need the brush, but you can still take a peek afterwards!
OK let's end it here...

irksomeremnant;1413994



Wow genius! They need to bring it onto the market!!!

Original Poster

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But that's nothing read the following, this is when you know you've got too much money $3200!!! :w00t:

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Checkout the remote control on the above link!!!

http://www.showbizspy.com/story/images/leo-dicaprio-02-01-2008.jpg
Leonardo DiCaprio has taken the plunge with a remote controlled toilet that warms the seat before he gets on the throne.
The Hollywood star spent a whopping $3,200 to have his Los Angeles mansion kitted out with the flash flusher.
Leo, 33, won’t even have to get his hands dirty as the toilet seat of the ‘Toto Neorest 500′ automatically flips up when the owner approaches it.
Just six seconds after Oscar-nominated Leo leaves his five star toilet the seat will automatically go back down.
The posh toilet also comes with a timer-cleaning mode, and a built-in deodorizer, which kills off any nasty pongs.
And the water-saving toilet was no poo-er choice as it meets environmentally friendly Leo’s high standards. “Leo loves his new toilet,” an insider told In Touch magazine.
“It’s more like a toy since it has a remote control.”
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