SNOZZCUMBER - 41p MORRISONS - 16 inches long and 21ozs - Helping Dahl's "The Marvellous Children's Charity for sick youngsters"
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SNOZZCUMBER - 41p MORRISONS - 16 inches long and 21ozs - Helping Dahl's "The Marvellous Children's Charity for sick youngsters"

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Found 11th Sep 2016Made hot 11th Sep 2016
A real-life version of Roald Dahl’s fictional Snozzcumber is available from Morrisons from today for 41p

Morrisons and other supermarkets are selling the snozzcumbers for a trial period to coincide with Dahl’s 100th birthday on Tuesday, as well as the recent release of the Steven Spielberg film version of The BFG, and will be making a donation to Dahl’s The Marvellous Children’s Charity for sick youngsters.

roalddahl.com/cha…ity

It is hoped that the fruit – a giant, misshapen version of a normal cucumber – will encourage otherwise reluctant children to eat their greens and increase donations to the Roland Dahl Charity funds

It's also good value for adults - 16" long and 21ozs for 41p

62 Comments

lolololoool

Oh dear, this thread is going to go downhill rapidly.......

oO

Original Poster

http://i67.tinypic.com/2881nc1.jpg

Edited by: "jimmybo" 11th Sep 2016

OP bigger is not always better (keeps saying it to convince the ladies )

Hot Deal BTW

it's what you do with it that counts

https://s17.postimg.org/7tgijpgmn/cucumber.jpg

kazzieg

it's what you do with it that counts



Any suggestions oO

Normally just do a bit of a salad

jimmybo




oO

Downhill descent rapidly taken X)

41p for hours of fun for either gender. Bargain.

Original Poster

I didn't exaggerate with the size

Linky

ding dong matron

3-in-1 use.

My lady wont appreciate it, already spoiled, heat added X)

Keith Vaz recommends these.

Otherwise reluctant children? They are supposed to taste disgusting in the books, cant see already reluctant children trying a vegetable already described as disgusting.

Cameron92

Keith Vaz recommends these.



Yes don't put them in vinegar, that'll get you out of a pickle.

Is this a windup ?

Treboeth

Any suggestions oONormally just do a bit of a salad



make sure you ​toss that salad good

Cameron92

Keith Vaz recommends these.



He finds them hard to cook though, Labour intensive.

oldskoolpug

Is this a windup ?


I thought that but if you google Snozzcumber it`s a genuine product X)

@Jimmybo can be a bit of a devil sometimes but this one is really on sale

That's a mouthful!

mittromney

Otherwise reluctant children? They are supposed to taste disgusting in … Otherwise reluctant children? They are supposed to taste disgusting in the books, cant see already reluctant children trying a vegetable already described as disgusting.


They are "disgusterous"

Excellent, more mouldy veg from Morrisons. Gone right down hill. Was in Morrisons last year, standing next to a child who was jumping up and down excitedly, shouting 'mouldy Morrisons, mouldy Morrisons!' to her mum. They were engaged in a game of find the mouldy fruit and veg!

my favourite cucumber joke courtesy of mckinless...

"I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"

So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."

Ah, but do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?

Who else came here just for the comments?

Banned

937666


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craigsh

Who else came here just for the comments?


comments and pictures X)

Are these nun certified?

937666



Nice melons.

Thanks OP! Just canceled my order at Lovehoney.

Michael Barrymore sent me here...

937666


Disclaimer, thats not me

937666


Disclaimer, thats not me

A&E departments across the country are about to get very very busy!

brilly

my favourite cucumber joke courtesy of mckinless..."I never like only … my favourite cucumber joke courtesy of mckinless..."I never like only buying one cucumber, because you know the cashier is thinking "he is going to stick that up his a**"So now I always buy two, you can always eat one of them."



So if you buy two you don't think the cashier is thinking, that's 2 asses then?

http://img.memecdn.com/benedict-cucumberbatch_o_6356681.jpg

OOS at my local wifey came back with a giant peach!

I will only find use for the plastic packaging, it's the only condom that comes in my size

can you put the snozzcumber in the chocolate factory?

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