Spotted Dick just £3 at Tesco
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Spotted Dick just £3 at Tesco

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Edited by:"john808"Found 21st Oct
Enjoy 4 spotted dicks for just £3! (Saving £1)

If your looking for some spotted dick, this is the best you will ever find, especially if it comes with a load of hot custard.

Note to readers: Spotted dick is a British pudding, made with suet and dried fruit and often served with custard.

WARNING: PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN NUTS

PICTURE FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY.

They are in tiny pots of 130g each & NOTHING like the picture shown.2444-KRSue.jpg
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A quiet word with the chemist over the counter at the Pharmacy can usually clear this up,

Well spotted OP

no GIF's yet. I'll pop back later...

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A quiet word with the chemist over the counter at the Pharmacy can usually clear this up,

no GIF's yet. I'll pop back later...

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Nothing like trying to crave that sweet sweet high that is meaningless internet points

"especially if it comes with a load of hot custard"

Ooooooh, matron...........

Bit small, but I'll take it.

Well spotted OP

Original Poster

greysquaill27 s ago

Well spotted OP


See what you did there! Very clever!

I was just in Tesco and I didn't see him.

My wife bought this for me, and I asked her what it is. She smiled then casually walked away.

So I bought her two mangoes

That image... Why does John Wayne Bobbitt come to mind?

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Can`t wait to get my hands on that!

I hope you ain't trying to score hot points from the girls on this one!!

Frank30uk4 m ago

Can`t wait to get my hands on that!


Frank

BarmyBulldog28 m ago

Nothing like trying to crave that sweet sweet high that is meaningless …Nothing like trying to crave that sweet sweet high that is meaningless internet points


Lighten up.

I think perhaps you would be better suited to the N.Korean version of the internet. Nobody dares crack jokes on there so you would be right at home.

OP you'll need some cream for that.

Regarding the spots, if you rub it between a couple of baps it will come off.
Edited by: "Madchester" 21st Oct

Original Poster

i_have_crabs4 m ago

Lighten up. I think perhaps you would be better suited to the N.Korean …Lighten up. I think perhaps you would be better suited to the N.Korean version of the internet. Nobody dares crack jokes on there so you would be right at home.


Well said i_have_crabs - BarmyBulldog is not worthy of a reply. Between you and me, I think he'll be at Leeds market first thing in the morning for a pork ****hole!

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Edited by: "john808" 21st Oct

Sell.Me34 m ago

A quiet word with the chemist over the counter at the Pharmacy can usually …A quiet word with the chemist over the counter at the Pharmacy can usually clear this up,



As long as it's not one of them resistant strains that's doing the rounds lately...

I would be disappointed if I got the one in the picture; not very spotty at all. The one I have in my hand at the moment is much spottier than that one.

Diggler0116 m ago

I would be disappointed if I got the one in the picture; not very spotty at …I would be disappointed if I got the one in the picture; not very spotty at all. The one I have in my hand at the moment is much spottier than that one.

U need to see a doctor

MrDB1 h, 21 m ago

I was just in Tesco and I didn't see him.


you never spotted the dick?

£3 would pay for enough flour, suet and fruit to make enough for the whole street.

Original Poster

barginfan5 m ago

£3 would pay for enough flour, suet and fruit to make enough for the whole …£3 would pay for enough flour, suet and fruit to make enough for the whole street.


Erh maybe not?

Suet £1.15
Flour 55p
Currants £1.60

Total £3.30

Not to mention all the other ingredients below…

Sugar, Pasteurised Egg, Raising Agents (Disodium Diphosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Calcium Phosphate), Milk, Mixed Spice.

Tanweeralqarni1 h, 38 m ago

My wife bought this for me, and I asked her what it is. She smiled then …My wife bought this for me, and I asked her what it is. She smiled then casually walked away. So I bought her two mangoes


£3 would pay for enough flour, suet and fruit to make enough for the whole street.

That would be a massive spotted dick at least 12 inches and girthful..
Edited by: "Madchester" 21st Oct

At this rate it will be going for the moby awards.

Original Poster

Thanks for voting the deal hot everyone - good to know common sense prevails!

You spotted Dick - what was he doing?

si7verwolf55 m ago

You spotted Dick - what was he doing?

Dribbling all over the place.

john8082 h, 19 m ago

Erh maybe not?Suet £1.15Flour 55pCurrants £1.60Total £3.30Not to mention al …Erh maybe not?Suet £1.15Flour 55pCurrants £1.60Total £3.30Not to mention all the other ingredients below…Sugar, Pasteurised Egg, Raising Agents (Disodium Diphosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Calcium Phosphate), Milk, Mixed Spice.


You chose well on the flour, but not on the others.
This is HUKD, surely you can do better.

You spotted Dick at Tesco? Was Judy there too?

The thumbnail picture brings back memories of the great dysentery outbreak of 1982. Great days. Hot!

dewonderful5 h, 59 m ago

You spotted Dick at Tesco? Was Judy there too?



I thought I spotted Dick at Tesco, but it was just Harvey flashing starlets.

Why bother with that wee thing when you can Go Large

Frank30uk11 h, 48 m ago

Can`t wait to get my hands on that!


Be honest, you really want to put it in your mouth and taste it!

The photo looks like a big turd. Not very appetising!

mutley142 m ago

The photo looks like a big turd. Not very appetising!


Beige jobby?

i_have_crabs14 h, 9 m ago

Lighten up. I think perhaps you would be better suited to the N.Korean …Lighten up. I think perhaps you would be better suited to the N.Korean version of the internet. Nobody dares crack jokes on there so you would be right at home.


Nonsense. I am compelled to proclaim that the supreme leaders computer network is vastly superior. It is full of good humour regarding puddings and pastries.

john80813 h, 3 m ago

Erh maybe not?Suet £1.15Flour 55pCurrants £1.60Total £3.30Not to mention al …Erh maybe not?Suet £1.15Flour 55pCurrants £1.60Total £3.30Not to mention all the other ingredients below…Sugar, Pasteurised Egg, Raising Agents (Disodium Diphosphate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Calcium Phosphate), Milk, Mixed Spice.


You could substitute mixed spice for Old Spice. It'd probably taste better.
Edited by: "jamesvolunteer" 22nd Oct

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