Burn it off lad
Least we can agree on something.....
Oh and 'scouse' Ricky Tomlinson was born in Blackpool. Technically, he isn't. (Although, in fairness, round here he's generally accepted as being 'more scouse' than cilla black ever was, and has done more for the city than she ever did.)
Your 'scouse' mates? Hmmm...I take it you're not scouse then? (lol) The gift that just keeps giving. As for 'People's Club' What have LFC done for the people of Anfield? Bought up the properties and let them go to rack & ruin to force the neighbouring properties into selling up unless they wanted to live in junkie-riddled derelict rat-infested streets? https://www.theguardian.com/football/david-conn-inside-sport-blog/2013/may/06/anfield-liverpool-david-conn Yep, that's Libpewl fubball khlub for ya, lad
My scouse mates have always told me “watch out for these blue noses lad, they’re not known for being bitter blues for nothing”. If we went another 30 years not winning a league title I’d still support the Reds. Bit like how most Everton fans have still supported the blues without winning a single trophy in 23 soon to be 24 years. In the great words of scouser Ricky Tomlinson “Everton football club, the people’s club, my arse” (lol) . Anyone small and mediums are sold out lad. So only L,XL AND XXL are left if you’re interested.