Strangely Lifelike 3D Dog Cushion - £13.80 - Gearbest
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Strangely Lifelike 3D Dog Cushion - £13.80 - Gearbest

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Found 21st FebMade hot 21st Feb
Ok, slightly left-field this. And I don't know who on earth would want this, or why. Or even what breed it is.

But - I know what you HUKD-ers like, and you like strange pet-related stuff.

So here's a rather freaky pillow. Enjoy!

Main Features:
• Soft body, cute expression, it will always accompany you at home
• The high-quality fluffy pearl cotton is soft and elastic, the hand feeling is exquisite
• Natural reactive dyeing, healthy and non-toxic
• Machine washable, no deformation, no fading
• High-quality short plush, exquisite and not easy to shed

46 Comments

Original Poster Banned

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Edited by: "t3chfan" 21st Feb

Mod & Ed

That is just so ..... lost for words




I want one

Looks like a mutant croissant.

And I don't know who on earth would want this, or why. Or even what breed … And I don't know who on earth would want this, or why. Or even what breed it is.



I'm gutted I can't find a dog/cushion pun. A sad day indeed.

creepy

DiggingTheDeals

I'm gutted I can't find a dog/cushion pun. A sad day indeed.



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DiggingTheDeals

I'm gutted I can't find a dog/cushion pun. A sad day indeed.


Cushion Frise is the best I can come up with.

Thistleno1

Cushion Frise is the best I can come up with.



That'll do little pig, that'll do.

Predikuesi

Looks like a mutant croissant.



Don't think ill ever eat a croissant again!

Benji24

Don't think ill ever eat a croissant again!



Try a hot toasted beagle instead.
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That's disturbing. Love it.

Original Poster Banned

just wow. found another one that is beyond confusing.

maybe nsfw...

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t3chfan

just wow. found another one that is beyond confusing. maybe … just wow. found another one that is beyond confusing. maybe nsfw...http://www.gearbest.com/cushion/pp_565705.html



WTF?

DiggingTheDeals

That'll do little pig, that'll do.



Well, I was going to say "just throw cushion to the wind and go for it", but now we're onto pigs, let's go French with "throw cochon to the wind". I'll get my cushion...

Lol @ comments - thanks for making me laugh!

On a side note, the cushion looks like an advert for animal abuse, the poor creature that had its photo taken for this

JUST WEIRD. oO
I'll just stick to my two real ones thanks.

Wow, just went you think you've seen it all oO The head in particular looks unnervingly life-like. Heat added. Am I getting one? No, our real dog would probably rodger it to death

ordered, perfect for a present

Just ordered one! Freakishly lifelike for the money! That'll make the hubby jump when walking into the lounge!

Personally I wouldn't buy anything like this direct from China. Could be quite flammable. When they say it's 'non-toxic' too, that's just their word.

Not as bad as kids toys though, which depending on the age are an absolute no no.
Edited by: "supermann" 21st Feb

These are awesome, they have them on ebay, this one,a dalmatian and even a tiger!!

That's nearly as scary as the life-like, curled stuffed cat thing my friend used to hide around her house. She knew I didn't like it so would place the Damn thing it in the bed, behind cushions, bathroom etc for me to discover!

Had one of these but lost it... feeling mellon Collie. My days are Rover!

Couldn't resist...

Ahhhhhh!!! Want-age!!! But I'm a cat person... but ahhhhh!!!

Predikuesi

Try a hot toasted beagle instead.


Is that just the beagle's butthole?

I guess you could buy this as a sex doll for your dog - sorry, just the way my warped mind works

mistachesta

Had one of these but lost it... feeling mellon Collie. My days are … Had one of these but lost it... feeling mellon Collie. My days are Rover!Couldn't resist...



​You should've.

This 'mysterious' cartoon meow star cat cushion is more up my street - and looks 'mysteriously' like a rip-off of a Disney star from Wonderland, but q well done!
Cheshire Cat Cushion
Edited by: "fawky" 21st Feb

Thought this was a cushion for dogs, not a cushion that looks like and is shaped like a dog - but no reason it couldn't be both! Might get one and just leave it around to freak my real dogs out, see if it fools them.

pooool

Want the model - not the cushion...



Looks like the model is having a good time fingering the dogs' bumhole with her forefinger & the dog is enjoying it on the 1st pic.X)

Predikuesi

Looks like a mutant croissant.



After reading your comment I looked at the picture again, now I can't stop laughing!

I really want to waste money and buy this...what do you think...I do love it just for the talking point alone....oO

Heat added because it's weird and creepy.
Edited by: "hyakus" 22nd Feb

Is this what they do with the skin once they eat the meat?

jimhuf

Is this what they do with the skin once they eat the meat?


oh god so true...dont want it now...yuk...heat though because its so weird and wonderful....bit like me....;)

4.99 in B&M stores, they are very poor quality,and really quite ugly.

Toonah

Ahhhhhh!!! Want-age!!! But I'm a cat person... but ahhhhh!!!



Try these for funny cushions, including Cat ones.
almimportslimited
Edited by: "Gozer" 22nd Feb

pooool

Want the model - not the cushion...



Well I hope your a young HDUK'er yourself because she's only about 12.

That last pic looks like someone has just stuck a random eyeball on there
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