Stylish Leather Effect Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set with Missing KeyFob (Boffer)
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Stylish Leather Effect Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set with Missing KeyFob (Boffer)

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Found 6th Oct 2008
Special features: It's more then likely that your "Stylish Leather Effect Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set" will have a missing key Fob. So don't email us when you get your Stylish Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set and say my Key Fob is missing as we will delete your email!!

Maximum purchase per customer: 3

Q) What do you call a "Stylish Leather Effect Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set" that is missing the Key Fob from the set.

A) Today's boffer

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who expands your potential for carrying more money and credit cards then you have carried before?

A: "Stylish Leather Effect Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set" that is missing the Key Fob from the set.

Q: Why did the "Stylish Leather Effect Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set" that is missing the Key Fob from the set cross the road?

A: Because it was in someone's pocket who had taken the opportunity of buying today's boffer

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant, a Kangaroo, and "Stylish Leather Effect Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set" that is missing the Key Fob from the set?

A: A misshapen, probably stillborn abomination which goes against the laws of nature but has a stylish wallet and separate credit card holder with ample space for your notes and coins and oodles of space for your credit cards and photos of your loved ones, and other useful content.

The Final Crap Joke: Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a Key Fob which is part of his "Stylish Leather Effect Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set" it has no value to anyone else. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of "£10.00." There was a moment's silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry, "£12.00"

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Specification:

The "Stylish Leather Effect Executive Wallet Credit Holder and Key Fob Set" is probably missing the Key Fob. (As a result of a packing error in the factory.) All of these products where recalled by the distributer from a Major High Street Retailer as some of them had missing Key Fobs. If you get a Key Fob in your set bonus!! If you don't tough as we never sold you one.

Condition: Brand new
Walllet: Leather wallet
- space for 6 credit cards
- Clear pouch for holding Buspass/ Gym Membership card /Driving licence / photo/
- Pouch for holding postage stamps
- Zip poket for coins
- 2 compartments for holding notes

Credit Card Holder:-
Holds Two credit card

8 Comments

More tat they couldn't shift at a car boot fair. ...

rbz5416;3128013

More tat they couldn't shift at a car boot fair. ...



Agreed, can't see them selling many of these.

this is the worst boffer yet

who the hell wants to pay £4 for a tacky wallet with a missing key fob, dont know why anyone would even submit this as a deal

I can't wait for the next Boffer Deal, as I've almost run out of Snake Oil.

[SIZE="6"]HOT NEWS[/SIZE]

Tomorrows Boffer will be a box of swan vestas 9p plus £2.99 P&P

*slighly damp*

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Voted HOT!

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Voted HOT!



Voted cold to compensate...
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