Tanning Moisturiser For Men 300ml £1 @ Morrisons
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Tanning Moisturiser For Men 300ml £1 @ Morrisons

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Found 9th May 2010Made hot 9th May 2010
Seriously doubt this "gradual build" tanning moisturiser for men is going to tick the boxes of the majority on here.... but hey... I aint gonna be the one with milk legs this summer. Nooooooooooo way.

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Beware! You may be the one with orange knees though. Heat added if only to help you with a natural tan.

Does this actually work. I've a feeling the summer hols have gone for a Burton this year!

What makes this for men?

**** morrisons, theyre prejudiced against the irish

I live in Northern Europe.My ancestors were Northern Europeans.So I have white skin.Why it must it now be orange?

Unless of course you are Dutch,

heat for the pic

plz tell me this is a joke ... man tanning moisturizer ? lmao

Original Poster

mulmul;8567322

plz tell me this is a joke ... man tanning moisturizer ? lmao



Slapped it on me legs tonight man and waiting for the results.
Currently they've turned "Scarborough reasonably hot weekend in July" brown....... but I'm going for the "2 weeks in Club Tropicana drinks are free" look. I'll up date you personally tomorrow.

Banned

Men Don't Use Moisturiser!
Men Don't Want Fake Tan !
Get Some Nuts Inside You, You Foo !

Original Poster

Pluun;8567368

Men Don't Use Moisturiser!Men Don't Want Fake Tan !Get Some Nuts Inside … Men Don't Use Moisturiser!Men Don't Want Fake Tan !Get Some Nuts Inside You, You Foo !



Dont fight it mate. Embrace it. Lose the white... move into the orange. Join us.

Banned

poppoppop;8567404

Dont fight it mate. Embrace it. Lose the white... move into the orange. … Dont fight it mate. Embrace it. Lose the white... move into the orange. Join us.



This ain't no joke, SUCKER!;-)

Original Poster

Pluun;8567508

This ain't no joke, SUCKER!;-)



It definitely is not a joke. It's a way of life. Join in. You know you want to. Caramelize your life.

Pluun;8567368

Men Don't Use Moisturiser!Men Don't Want Fake Tan !Get Some Nuts Inside … Men Don't Use Moisturiser!Men Don't Want Fake Tan !Get Some Nuts Inside You, You Foo !



Real men dont let nuts go inside them :w00t:

i am much prefer the natural tan , rather than put some chemical on your body , especially on the face where its the most sensitive and can caused permanent damage

poppoppop;8567612

It definitely is not a joke. It's a way of life. Join in. You know you … It definitely is not a joke. It's a way of life. Join in. You know you want to. Caramelize your life.



This is Dickinson's Real Deal. The offer on the table is good, this ain't just gravy brownin' ya know!

mulmul;8567322

plz tell me this is a joke ... man tanning moisturizer ? lmao



+1

I've never felt the need to moisturise my legs, let alone stain them brown with chemicals?

I may preaching to the converted but IF you wish to give yourself a natural orange glow then the £1 morrisons product is the top of the crop. I believe it also makes a nice summer drink when mixed with Bacardi! Go for it, these will be selling fast!

Banned

Just buy johnston tanning lotion

Just buy... mud...

I prefer Soul Glow myself

So let me get this straight, you want me to pay money so I can look a little more like Gordon Ramsey and you think this is a 'good deal'?????

You're 'aving a laugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

mulmul;8568052

i am much prefer the natural tan , rather than put some chemical on your … i am much prefer the natural tan , rather than put some chemical on your body , especially on the face where its the most sensitive and can caused permanent damage




where as naturally tanning is good for your skin?

loxley;8572883

where as naturally tanning is good for your skin?



suitable amount can generate victim D for your body .... excessive then ... you know the case , skin cancer

mulmul;8574288

suitable amount can generate victim D for your body .... excessive then … suitable amount can generate victim D for your body .... excessive then ... you know the case , skin cancer



Tan = excessive. Tan = what this product does (meant to do)

shadowdogg;8574420

Tan = excessive. Tan = what this product does (meant to do)



nah ... tan not equal to excessive ... excessive tan will cased skin peeling, that is excessive
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