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Mix Colombo Hotel 5 Nights, All Inclusive,  Sun 20 May 2018, Gatwick £172pp @ Teletext holidays
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Decent 3 star All inc. flight hotel food drink .....sorted
jamesrory

And my brother could never get a refund. They don't answer your emails. They won't speak to you on the phone. Nightmare

jamesrory

Don't book with Teletext, my brother did they gave him a different hotel from the pictures. But with the same name.

CaptainSpaulding

Heat added

stevej1982

Got to agree, I haven't rang them for years. But I remember when ever I rang the holiday I called about was no longer available but they could always offer me virtually the same holiday at an inflated price.

NTscott22

Teletext advertised prices are alway different to the actual price. When you call you get that true inflated price !! Stay clear of teletext holidays

Morroco Agadir Flights 7 nights Bed & Breakfast £114 @ Teletext Holidays
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came across this holiday deal in teletext holiday bloody cheap!!! 4* hotel flights and BnB included seems a good deal
kalico

​And what a queue it will be! What with all those immigration checks. Of course, once there you'll find Sterling worth about 80 cents to the Pound. Bargain!

jazzuk777

We went through Agadir on way from Essouira to Taroudant (coach then taxi from Agadir). Didn't get a nice impression of it, taxi drivers were fighting over us like sharks over a bit of best rare steak - still Essouira (and Taroudant) are lovely and only a short ride from Agadir, so you could use this to get to either. I think often the more touristy the place, the less pleasant the people there, seems true in Turkey too, seem often to be better a little off the beaten path.

BargainScavenger

I think the USA and UK should go to Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria for a holiday. Oh wait, they ruined those countries to create western owned central banks.

CETD

I can remember browsing holidays on teletext tv thinking it was the future :D

SalahDaw

TO ALL COMMENT READERS, BE AWARE, THIS THREAD IS FULL OF MEDIA SHEEP. THANKS.

marmaris turkey 1 week all inclusive april £114 teletext holidays
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LocalLocalFound 9th Feb 2016Found 9th Feb 2016
a week in marmaris Turkey all inc for £114 is great,a choice of hotels all similar priced
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Bertz99

oh la la - Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?

sofiasar

​oh my. any proof. never heard such a thing. you must be French

smilespiles

​and get them blown off...nice!

catalonia

​teletext holidays isn't hard to find!!!

qbs

"This is a deal site not a pub" Glad you noticed. :)

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Egypt - Cheap flights - 7 nights - Sharm el Sheikh, Egypt £135.00 teletextholidays
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Found 12th Nov 2015Found 12th Nov 2015
*Holidays have been snapped up and offer is now expired* Originally quickly voted very hot to very cold in a couple of minutes I can only believe there is temperature fixing by the… Read more
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emmastreets89

​reread it moron!

zaheer2003

Just tell MI6 that you want to fight for ISIS against the legitimate, internationally recognised govt of Syria and MI6 will give you a free flight to turkey, safe passage into Syria, a assault rifle, training and a mercenary pay rate of around £100/day.

YouDealTroll

Hahah quoting the dailymail as source. Dear me.

andyinyorkshire

Offer expired. Thank you for your attention.

chocci

What part of all flights to Sharm currently suspended didn't you understand?

7 Nights All inclusive holiday in Majorca £130pp Teletextholidays
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Great holiday deal I just booked for the missus and me, don't think it'll be around for much longer though
kazzyroper

He used a credit card and now trying to claim the money back.

Jdawg46

Exactly this, jsut stick to your guns guys and it pays off

amandamcevoy56821

I booked with them last year and they did exactly the same with me. They tried to tell me luggage was £100 pp on top when I pushed for the airline they kept saying only on booking. I said I would go elsewhere, they caved. Airline was Ryanair, I argued that I would leave the luggage with them and book it via Ryanair, oddly enough it came down haha! But overall good price 10 days all inclusive 2a1c £800 transfers and luggage. Can't fault them to be honest but stand your ground. They will drop the price!

finnmaccool

Load of sour grapes here. Enjoy the break

bk201

or use a credit card and do a charge back if the company falls to provide the goods/deal it promised you, as the credit card company protects any purchase over £100 as legally required by consumer law

Majorca, all inclusive £177 per person 7 nights October 2014 @ Teletext Holidays
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7 nights all inclusive staying at Club Cala Romani Hotel in Mallorca, Majorca. This seems a very good deal for all inclusive with generally very good reviews on trip advisor. Rea… Read more
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timmyboy147

That's brill cheers m8

sxys3m

I was at this hotel myself last week. and only paid £250 each including transfer. hotel is beautiful, food and entertainment are ok. totally great vaule in my mind.

timmyboy147

Ah that's brill. Who did you book with and what was the price if you don't mind me asking.

yeehee1

I'm going to this hotel in 3 weeks. reviews do look good. That price is good although we also got great price in school summer holidays.

timmyboy147

Hello I booked this this evening. It totalled 225 including transfers to and from hotel each. So that's 450 for two people all inclusive in a hotel rated pretty well if you look at individual reviews. Cost of holiday went up to £201, which is by far the cheapest i can find anywhere on the planet, for all inclusive.

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7 Nights All Inc Sharm Holiday December 2013 - £166 @ Teletext Holidays
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Found 15th Oct 2013Found 15th Oct 2013
Just did a quick search on Teletext Holidays for a cheap week break to Sharm El Sheik and this one looks very affordable! 7 nights in the Amarante Garden Palms Resort which is 4 s… Read more
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djstubowman

takethatfan1978 - Stop feeding the troll. Trigger_andy is clearly bored with nothing much to do. Instead of wasting your time trying to start arguments Andy, why not plow that energy into finding stonking deals for the rest of HUKD?

takethatfan1978

Yeah ok, glad my example amused you. :) You are assuming that just because someone books this holiday that that is all their budget is,nothing to do with finding a bargain! That is what this site is about after all. You have already said 'each to their own' so end of. Have a nice day looking for posts to be annoying in,you obviously have nothing better to do.

trigger_andy

Nice edit with the car story.......Made a huge difference. :P

takethatfan1978

I have never travelled on that budget,it doesn't say anywhere in any of my posts that I did. The 3 times I went I paid nearly £800 a person which of course isn't much to you but is fine an amount for me for a week. Not everyone that goes there are chavs,I'm certainly not one. You have obviously ignored why I said I go there,guaranteed heat,very quiet beach(the hotel I was at)and shortish flying time as I can't travel long distance on a plane. This is a good deal for someone who wants a cheap holiday,just because they pay that amount for a holiday doesn't mean that that's all their budget is. I bought a car a couple of months ago,I had a set budget but didn't need to spend it all,does that make me a chav? Of course it doesn't. I don't understand why it bothers you where a person goes on holiday. You have no interest at all in the holiday but you keep continuing to come back and post quite horrible comments. You come across as a very spolit child.

trigger_andy

takethatfan1978 own words ''Sharm is a **** hole I agree,there is nothing at all outside the hotels. The only really good thing is the guaranteed heat and shortish flight time.'' This is my experience as well, its a destination for chavs, clearly going by the fact this is a £166 deal and still cold....... Again, no Beach Snob would ever consider this a real Beach destination. Unless of course you are on a budget but what 'Snob' travels on this kind of budget?

7 NIGHTS ALL INCLUSIVE CRETE - 3 STAR - 1/5/13 - LEEDS BRADFORD - £146PP - TELETEXT
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Found 18th Apr 2013Found 18th Apr 2013
Gotta be cheaper than staying at home....... For the Southerners, Leeds/Bradford is North of Watford, where we breed whippets and race pigeons, we also have Jet airplanes and you… Read more
leeparsons

lol, stop nit picking. We all knew what I was trying to say. I an not sure how you think I have it ass about face. Then it is 0229 as I write this.

gazw

No................ genuine deal at the best, 'miss advertisement' (sic) at the worst, you got it ar$e about face ..................

leeparsons

I have found when I have rung teletext hoildays in the past, that the quote price was never available. Generally was based on a football team, and if you couldnt not meet the specfics for the deal, then they would enturn find tou next cheapest holiday, that was double the price. Miss advertisment at the best.

gazw

You haven't upset me, I'm checking protocol, maybe I should ring an 0844 number at my expense for the silent chillers to immediately drive it to minus 50 ;)

SunshineStacey

checking the deal was available before posting may perhaps be a good idea? sorry if i upst you

7 nights all inclusive @ Mitsis Roda Beach, from Stansted, £167 @ teletextholidays
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Put down your pitchforks guys...read before you go apes**t. 7 Nights all inclusive in the 5* Mitsis Roda Beach (4/5 average on trip advisor...very good!) Fly out 18th April (Stans… Read more
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Swanny3339

Voted cold as it no longer available

samlfc

this is rubbish spent ages on the phone and it costs over 400 quid! bloody waste of time SCAM

SunshineStacey

challenge accepted :D unfortunately this deal is no longer available but there is a similar deal for £438.00 per person with one shared case!

buckfast67uk

Hot as can be. This would be cheaper than staying at home, regardless of what the accommodation is like this deal is outstanding

simes

Taxi is 49 Euros each way if you pre book on http://www.alfataxicorfu.net/Alfa-Pricing.html But as already stated these teletext prices never exist. If you search the same dates on travelrepublic the cost comes up as £423.96 for 2 people ( £212 each) for the same hotel and flights. They offer a shuttle transfer at £16.88 each return.

16th April 5* hotel turkey one week all inclusive everything in £250 @ Teletext Holidays
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Just booked this includes : flights from Manchester 16th April at 08:00am . 20kg bag allowance, transfers. Staying at the green nature spa and resort all inclusive. Priced at £185… Read more
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0scar222

16c today and 9c forecast tonight about the same as its been in UK hardly red hot though Still should be bit warmer in couple of weeks when this deals on still be cold at night though

jsoap

Good price, but beware Thomas Cook will only give you 29in legroom on flights to Turkey, which makes for a pretty uncomfortable 4 and a half hours.

sofad1970

Went there 2 years ago when there was the volcanic ash cloud ..absoloutely loved it got an extra week ..hotel is superb, food was outstanding , went around same time in April and it was Red Hot ....

phillyboy

looks good, should be much hotter!

AVANTIME

be chilly at night, take plenty of jumpers!

School Holidays***7 nights All Inclusive Majorca (Alcudia) £241pp 5th August, Including flights from East Midlands.
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NO SPENDING MONEY REQUIRED...!!! 7 nights all inclusive at the Piscis hotel in alcudia, including flights from east midlands on the 5th august, Based on 2 adults and 2 children sh… Read more
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SunshineStacey

ehh??? have you ever been??? Its like the spanish version of Blackpool, not for family tut tut

futura

You are kidding, right? Alcudia is a great family resort!

stuartharvey

We used this hotel last year for 1 week.(2 adults and 2 kids) Very basic food but ok. Swimming pool to small and no sun beds left after 9am. We went to beach every day which was very nice. Alcudia is lovely and we would go back, just not this hotel. (or you use it for sleeping only.)

Tigga!

looks like a total dump

tanikk£

the description says "nice front of building"

7 nights 3* Bed & Breakfast inc flights / Departing 7th Feb 2012 from Manchester / H Top Alexis Lloret De Mar Costa Brava only £86 per person @ Teletext Holidays
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Fab price if you are wanting to get away from it all for a week. Weather isn't exactly scorching in Feb but a darn site better than it is here. Average temperature is about 59°F. … Read more
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smithysufc

Its right in the north of Spain , not the South!!

mattpreston11

8°c. COLD

andywedge

Still says 59° here for Costa Brava

smithysufc

Average Temperature 46°f (8°c) Average Low Temperature 36°f (2°c) Average High Temperature 57°f (14°c) Average Sea Temperature 55.4°f (13°c) Average Precipitation 49mm Average Rainfall Days 9 days Average Daily Sunshine Hours 8 hrs Real statistics for LLoret de mar in February

andywedge

Error here too atm. Looks like the website is having a few 'issues'

£49 , 7 nights s/c including flights to  Praia da Rocha, Algarve. flying from Scotland @ teletext holidays
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Found 13th Nov 2011Found 13th Nov 2011
7 nights self catering in Praia da Rocha for £49 , flying out 17 December .
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TimeWarp

Link dead

chrissafc

yes 2 of us going £41 each for flights (hand luggage only) £100 in total for the hotel solaqua 4* self catering 7 nights = £91 each

carlokoko

£91? Based on 2 sharing?

chrissafc

good deal booked up for albuferia 13th-20th dec from newcastle last night £41 return flights £50 hotel 7 nights self catering

carlokoko

GONE UP NOW:|£64

£72 3 nights including flights to Marrakech, Morocco  from Luton 3* hotel @ teletextholiday
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3 nights room only .Great reviews on tripadvisor.
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RiPPeR

Funny how you didnt answer a simple question ! Did you book it at that price?? Maybe because you dont pay that amount for the holiday !! That is a very good reason to vote cold !!

Username-taken

It's £10 cheaper and from a different airport- why does that make it cold miick ya

MiiCK

This is your second post about Morocco.... coldddd.

RiPPeR

have you actually gone through and booked it ? there was one last week for 49 quid but ended up nearly 180 by the time they added all the bit :(

£65 Christmas holiday in the Algarve, 7 nights, flights included, flying from Liverpool.
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£1 less than my deal yesterday. Teletext holidays offer this holiday for 19th dec to 26 dec per person. might not be scorching hot, but it'll surely be hotter than the UK. keep lug… Read more
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brett1985

Dark humour. 10/10 from me.

Jodyann

What a disgusting comment, you must be very proud of yourself

TimeWarp

u mean fur coat and ski?

safseed

very tempting, but bit sceptical incase theres snow etc? wonder if you'd be refunded...brilliant deal tho.

morocha

we went in novermber 2 years ago and it wasnt that cold, at least not as cold as in the UK.

3 nights B&B Marrakech Morocco £82 from Gatwick 3* hotel £82 @ teletextholidays
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I think i could spend £82 in one night out lol. no transfers required, no suitcases required for 3 nights. bargain
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whatyadoinsucka

God this is a funny read I love the typical Thomas cook holidaymaker they fly to the places India, morocco, Egypt etc have no intention to just blend into the Place and then complain because of a little hassle , the word 'fudge off' is understood everywhere .. But did u know that Take precautions, read up on the place, it's a well known fact tHat the visitor revisit ratio is low less than 10% return.. says it all really I for one loved morocco and if I gave my local bus driver a £20 note to change he'd kick off too

BustyB293

yep.... dont know why people put these things up....... give them a call and see...... its always the way...

callum9999

And I don't understand why there are so many ignorant racists around. I guess we're both puzzled...

talldav

I don't understand how some of you people just accept this behaviour and let them treat you like this. You're basically being bullied by an 8st undernourished african!?

callum9999

Euros seemed to be more sought after than US dollars. Probably because it's right next to Europe so there are lot's of European visitors (or maybe they just made the connection that I'm from Europe so am unlikely to have any dollars?).

Christmas holiday in the Algarve,  7 nights self catering, flights included, flying from Liverpool.
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Teletext holidays offer this holiday for 19th dec to 26 dec per person. might not be scorching hot, but it'll surely be hotter than the UK. keep luggage down to a minimum to avoid … Read more
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maddoglewis

Nah you can get a pint most places for 2.50

wendyak

the flights direct from easyjet are still under £40 return so must be a valid deal......check it out

pasheast

Amazing -- 317 degrees for a non-existing deal! Nobody has bought this and nobody can!

abuyusra

I thought it was customary to have Turkey this time of year .. or are you on a budgie? oops sorry i meant budget

bubble160207

OOS - Out of Season!

1 week self catering to Albufeira, Algarve from prestwick (Scotland) £57 per person on Teletext holidays.
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Travel dates - 17th dec to the 24th . Just the break you need before all the festivities kick off. 3 star hotel self catering.
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bikerjodie

Looked up a few different variations, can get a week 4 star full board from Glasgow Int for £150, this is more up my street but heat added for making me look....

lowrieh1

Who cares when they joined? Anybody has the right to comment/question a deal if it doesn't turn out to be what was stated. No need to get so defensive about your deal, and for that matter, downright cheeky. Get a life pal!

Username-taken

Well you joined 1 minute before you made your first comment - speaks for its self!!!!!

Username-taken

what's up with the one's at £59, 2@ £61 , 2@ £63 , 3 @ £64, your so at it !!!!! i don't get why you couldn't use your real profile, but chose to down a real good deal with a hastily made up profile. My last words on the subject!!!!!!!!!

freida

Thats pretty rude. I thought it looked a great deal but when i called they said it had gone up £30! still a good deal but it is not 57 anymore. there is no need for abusive comments. if they still say 57 let me know because we would be able to go. ;)

Christmas in the Algarve (19th to 26th December) 7 nights S/C at Club Brisamar, Alvor  - 3* - includes flights (from Stansted) £76 pp @ Teletext Holidays
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Want to get away from it all this Christmas on the cheap? Well, this looks a fab deal / price to me. Average temperature in the Algarve in December is 61°F and average temperature … Read more
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lynn44

My total costing for 2 adults 2 children was £576 with Transfer's ( note it's nearly 2 hours!! ) probably cheaper through travelrepublic, Without transfer's it was £440 because you have to add luggage to final price ( I added 2 suitcases) I think still good deal but not booking it lol I was also offered Pateo Village for same price... tripadvisor 3 out of 5 OR Egypt for 2 weeks AI for £1755 lol

atin

This is BS. I phoned up. £130 per person.

candi

Historical weather

TC0001

Heat from me, great deal Andy.

foxyfruity

My only comment is Teletext usually add on quite a sizeable amount when you actually call them, from my experience earlier this year approx £100 per person. Maybe someone who's called/booked can confirm/deny this?

14 nights Self Catering (Departing 29th August Returning 12th September from Gatwick) Nikos Apartments, San Petros, Corfu £130 pp @ Teletext Holidays
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Thought this was an exellent price for 14 nights. Ideal for a few friends or a young couple looking for a bit of holiday fun in August/September. Situated far enough away from the … Read more
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Bangkokgoer

Totally agree. +1

thabiz

What do you want? As long as you can get a beer, some food, have a bed and roof, can swim or fish in sea, maybe even rent a vehicle, and the weather is better than here then what does it matter? Let me put this in perspective, most people can easily spend this sort of money on a night out which results in being pushed about, a fight, vomit and seedy people and clubs and fast food shops. Here you are flying thousands of miles in a multi million pound aircraft in reasonable comfort and landing in a wonderful part of the world, and staying in comfort for 14 nights for £130! Are you kiddding me?

sarell

absolutely awesome, surely £168 quid will buy 99 litres of Mythos that means i will be able to afford food as well https://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/mythos-beer-500ml-bottle-1-49-aldi/1000316/#post12016210

Bangkokgoer

But this deal is for late Aug/ early September? Nowhere near the end of September and full season?

mrwhitelabel

Well I dont know your experience of the area, but I can only comment on mine as a rep living in Corfu a year ago, where the south of the island grinds slowly starts to a halt in to september, although some accommodation stay open later. It is the north of the island which is open till end of season (last day of oct) and the south has shut up shop by end of sept usually.