Tesco ... 24 Durex Extra Safe £4.25
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Tesco ... 24 Durex Extra Safe £4.25

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LocalFound 11th Oct 2015
Was in Tesco Orpington and saw these as I was walking past.

Looks like a pretty great price - fill yer boots! Great way to keep warm with those winter nights closing in.

Works out at 18p each!
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Just waiting for the comments lol
Why are they in a plastic case in the photo ?
sweetpea10

Why are they in a plastic case in the photo ?



for protection obivously

monkey see monkey do
Extra safe, just get married. Then the jewels are extra safe in more ways than one.
24 month use by date?
inb4 everything...
deeky

inb4 everything...


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Should do me for 24 years.

right guys?! right! LOL!!111shift!!

Right?..

GUISE!!
benjammin316

Should do me for 24 years.right guys?! right! LOL!!111shift!!Right?.. … Should do me for 24 years.right guys?! right! LOL!!111shift!!Right?.. GUISE!!



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Edited by: "fattyuk" 11th Oct 2015
lmao, I've only clicked on here to read the comments!
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"Extra Safe" = particularly ugly conquests!
Just go to local fp clinic, they'll give you a big bag full free of charge.
Works out 18p per shot lol
Marriage is the best contraception.
My daddy says these don't work. Seriously, are condoms not free at family clinic or GP surgeries?
Extra safe. They may aswell call them extra small. I tried them couldn't get the damn things on.
Spend the money on getting the wife drunk. Better results that way...
I put these on the all the locks in my house, no break ins so far so well worth the money.
hukdbargain

Extra safe. They may aswell call them extra small. I tried them couldn't … Extra safe. They may aswell call them extra small. I tried them couldn't get the damn things on.


Yeah I heard they come in sizes..

Small

Medium

and

LIAR X)


Edited by: "crazylegs" 12th Oct 2015
You must of looked a right weirdo taking photos of the 'johnny' section! oO
We prefer 'extra risky' condoms, that contain pinholes or are laced with STIs, for an added thrill.
Does anybody know if these condoms have a teat on the end?. I prefer the ones with the teat because I can remove them by standing on the teat!!.
Turnip

You must of looked a right weirdo taking photos of the 'johnny' section! … You must of looked a right weirdo taking photos of the 'johnny' section! oO



Even more so when i bought 4 boxes, 3 disposable cameras and a few litres of tesco value vodka.

Why are they locked up?!?! they should be giving these away to young people!!!!
Better value than the BMW above, heat added.
sweetpea10

Why are they in a plastic case in the photo ?





So they can struggle with unlocking it at the checkout and have to call for assistance loudly "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GET THESE CUT PRICE CHEAP JOHNNIES OUT OF THIS CASE FOR ME?".
Phila4

So they can struggle with unlocking it at the checkout and have to call … So they can struggle with unlocking it at the checkout and have to call for assistance loudly "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GET THESE CUT PRICE CHEAP JOHNNIES OUT OF THIS CASE FOR ME?".


Ha ah good one, isnt that just the case! X)
One up the bum no harm done
get a snip....its free.
Sooperdooperdeal

Marriage is the best contraception.



Marriage is not contraception.
Ultima2876

Marriage is not contraception.


It is. Inmates on death row get more action.
Ultima2876

Marriage is not contraception.


Says a singley lol
sweetpea10

Ha ah good one, isnt that just the case! X)



Not as bad as standing at the till with a tube of **** lube, and the girl on the till rings her bell and shouts " how much is the **** lube Shirl"
Got these and went out and pulled a bird.

Got her back to mine home and decided to put some sex pistols on to help set the mood.

She said "is that Johnny Rotten?"

I said "no, I've only used it 3 times"

Thanks, I'm here all week.
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