Tesco Cars closing down - Trabants from £999.99
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Tesco Cars closing down - Trabants from £999.99

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Found 4th Apr 2012
I know it's pretty old stock and they don't have AC, satnav, electric windows, heated seats, ABS, MP3, rev counter, starter motor or seat belts, but you can't go wrong at under a grand! Example car: public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p…sco value Trabant2.jpg

Also BOGOHP deal.
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No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you would head right through the front window or impale youself on the steering wheel
renderman

No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you … No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you would head right through the front window or impale youself on the steering wheel



Don't crash..
Glad they are closing. As much as I like a bargain, they're trying to get in everywhere and you can bet your bottom dollar, if they were the only one in business, prices would go up.
JezUK

Don't crash..



I didn't. Read it again.
renderman

No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you would … No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you would head right through the front window or impale youself on the steering wheel


No seat belts...will not matter which direction you are hit from you will be strawberry jam. It almost sounds as if you are saying a rear-ender is worse than a head-on..but that would be mad.
renderman

I didn't. Read it again.



Speaking as someone who has been rear ended, I can safely say I was involved in a crash.

Edit: and no sodomy jokes please!
Edited by: "JezUK" 4th Apr 2012
JezUK

Speaking as someone who has been rear ended, I can safely say I was … Speaking as someone who has been rear ended, I can safely say I was involved in a crash.Edit: and no sodomy jokes please!


Speaking as someone who doesn't change the meaning of what I posted, LOL, you said "don't crash" - not "don't be involved in a crash", one infers blame, the other does not. If I was stationary at a junction and a lorry hit me, he crashed, not me.

Edited by: "renderman" 4th Apr 2012
renderman

No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you would … No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you would head right through the front window or impale youself on the steering wheel


If someone hits you from the rear, you would be flung backwards not forwards !
I'd be more worried about being hit from the front !!
renderman

Speaking as someone who doesn't change the meaning of what I posted, LOL, … Speaking as someone who doesn't change the meaning of what I posted, LOL, you said "don't crash" - not "don't be involved in a crash", one infers blame, the other does not. If I was stationary at a junction and a lorry hit me, he crashed, not me.



You can argue that point as you lie there injured and i am sure the paramedics will be very interested
iedingto

[quote=renderman] No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear … [quote=renderman] No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you would head right through the front window or impale youself on the steering wheel


If someone hits you from the rear, you would be flung backwards not forwards !


Strange how all these rear-enders didn't pick up on that tiny detail!!
renderman

No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you would … No seatbelts ? What if someone hits you from the rear at speed, you would head right through the front window or impale youself on the steering wheel


I have been in a car when it was hit from behind on two occasions. I was not thrown forward but quit the opposite. I went backward with such a force the seat collapsed
666FU

I have been in a car when it was hit from behind on two occasions. I was … I have been in a car when it was hit from behind on two occasions. I was not thrown forward but quit the opposite. I went backward with such a force the seat collapsed




Are you a fatty fatty fat fat?
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