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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump £6.99 at Amazon (30% off)

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Found 2nd Dec
"I'm very highly educated. I know words, I know the best words" (DONALD J TRUMP, Campaign rally, 30 Dec 2015)

Can 'the Donald' really be telling the truth here? Judge for yourself with this contentious stocking-filler.

Amid the boasting of "I'm really rich", "Good genes" and "Photographic memory", we get a glimpse of his more vulnerable side with the likes of "My hands are normal hands", "I am the least racist person there is" and "Very dishonest media".......

Based on previous DJT-related posts, I'm preparing for this to be down-voted.....bigly!

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I can’t read it; it’s written in Russian. Do we have a translator ?

The USA president is apparently a Russian spy, here are some titles for the next Bond movie:
The Spy Who Groped Me
Dr. No Means Yes
Casino Royale with Cheese
Orangefinger
Boob-Raker
The Man with the Golden Throne
Lie Another Day
Octopussy-Grabber
You Only Wed Thrice
GoldenShower
Never Say Muslim Again
From Russia with Leverage
Pass the AHCA and Let Die
Emolument of Solace

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My Herewoe

Hot

Deal of the day

Perfect for my evil Santa game!

I needed toilet paper. Thanks OP

I can’t read it; it’s written in Russian. Do we have a translator ?

Heat for the comedy value alone

Perfect for secret santa at work

It's impossible to read as it's written in white ink on white paper

This=iphone 3g for £1000 in 2017 so get your jacket on and put wood into the fireplaces and take some day&night tables

Trumps state visit has been cancelled, due to adverse weather conditions.

Too many snowflakes!

Spitting Image is being rebooted in America featuring Donald Trump as a puppet.

Vladimir Putin is suing because he thought of it first.

Three of the best surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in the world. In one operation, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and eight months later he performed brilliantly at a sold out concert at Carnegie Hall.”
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them and two years later he won a Gold Medal in a track and field event in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a crazy man rode a horse head-on into a train traveling eighty miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now, he's the President of the United States!"

The USA president is apparently a Russian spy, here are some titles for the next Bond movie:
The Spy Who Groped Me
Dr. No Means Yes
Casino Royale with Cheese
Orangefinger
Boob-Raker
The Man with the Golden Throne
Lie Another Day
Octopussy-Grabber
You Only Wed Thrice
GoldenShower
Never Say Muslim Again
From Russia with Leverage
Pass the AHCA and Let Die
Emolument of Solace

I am very pleased to announce that I am to be President Trumps new pre...


Oh, I've just been effin fired.

News: Trump would be "honoured" to meet North Korean dictator.

“He’s my kind of guy — crazy, overweight and has a ridiculous haircut."

Said North Korea's dictator.

Will this last longer than a 9-pack Andrex Puppies?

I don't like Donald Trump, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. For the people that like Donald Trump, denigrate means, 'to insult"

Poll: 47% of Americans want Trump to be impeached.

The other 53% want whatever Tiger Woods is using.

Edited by: "Pateo" 2nd Dec

Trump: I'm using a "carrot and stick" approach to working with Congress.

Ironically, Carrot and Stick are the Secret Service codes names for Donald and Melania.

My girlfriend hates the guy, so that's one of her Christmas presents sorted! Thanks, heat!

Pateo13 m ago

Trump: I'm using a "carrot and stick" approach to working with …Trump: I'm using a "carrot and stick" approach to working with Congress.Ironically, Carrot and Stick are the Secret Service codes names for Donald and Melania.


I think you should probably step away from the computer...

Cold. Andrex is cheaper and more pleasant.

Fake deal

I feel so sad that we are only going to get 7 more years of this great man as president!

I have a book, the wit and wisdom of David Lammy it came in a paper wrap with 500 sheets, although for some reason it was called 'printer paper' on the outside!

Is Trump's poetry worse than that of the Vogons?
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.Groop,
I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

Heat as this is ideal for the office christmas secret santa.

The man can do everything!

JoeSpur55 m ago

Cold. Andrex is cheaper and more pleasant.


You can enjoy both at once courtesy of Amazon sales:

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When it turns up at a pound shop, then I'll get one. So never...

Do they deliver to North Korea? I would like to send one as a gift?

DonDraper14 m ago

You can enjoy both at once courtesy of Amazon sales:[Image]



When liberal tears are not enough!

I do like to write lots of poetry
because I know it can move others... you see
Putting words together that can rhyme
Is like blending and drinking fine wine

But when they take the pee out of my hair
I want to lash out and nuke them all... I swear
So let me build my wall and keep them all in Mexico
And save the red button for little Rocket Boy...there you go

He said he felt his way to the top.....as he was not happy being on the bottom....

Pateo3 h, 3 m ago

Three of the best surgeons were playing golf together and discussing …Three of the best surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in the world. In one operation, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and eight months later he performed brilliantly at a sold out concert at Carnegie Hall.”The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them and two years later he won a Gold Medal in a track and field event in the Olympics.”The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a crazy man rode a horse head-on into a train traveling eighty miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now, he's the President of the United States!"


I heard that the @rseole rejected him

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Written by Robert sears not by trump !?; unless trump is a shapeshifter also,
Edited by: "ipsa" 2nd Dec
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