The BeerBelly Wine Rack - Beer/Wine Bra! @ Amazon £34.95
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The BeerBelly Wine Rack - Beer/Wine Bra! @ Amazon £34.95

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Found 8th Mar 2013
Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper too - not to mention the savings on over priced drinks! Beerbelly WineRack is a very comfortable sports-style bra with a special pocket that holds a boob enhancing bladder filled with the drink of your choice! Beerbelly WineRack holds over a bottle of wine so let the good times flow while increasing your cup size 2 full cups! Don't worry about deflating as you drink... simply blow into the drinking tube and inflate to your desired fullness from nice rack to porn star...you decide. The Wineack every girls best friend! Turn an A cup in to double Ds and sport your favourite beverage for yourself and your friends! Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favourite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash! With simple blow into the tube it's easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.

Medium fits 34B thru 38B.
Very comfortable sports bra available in versatile black.
Polyurethane bladder holds over 750ml or 25oz. of your favourite beverage, increasing your cup size 2 full cups.
Drinking tube long enough to route as you wish.
Easy to use on/off valve to control the flow.

29 Comments

Original Poster

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01686/Rack_01_1686776a.jpg

What

I want a male version, beer jock/pouch/cod :-)

Original Poster

Baz8755

I want a male version, beer jock/pouch/cod :-)



Some people would have more room than others!

Find some frigid assed bitch in the club and it will keep white wine nicely chilled

breast is best

Now thats what I call BEER GOGGLES!

Umm warm alcohol my fav. This defo has made me laugh imgine the bouncers if this caught on.. Good squeeze of the boobs b4 u go in

lol @ BOUNCERS!

Baz8755

I want a male version, beer jock/pouch/cod :-)



Warm beer ! oO

oh god, I do doorwork on a weekend and this sounds like a nightmare! ( although hillarious)

A nipple tipple?

Good for sneaking booze into a festival?

Nice rack !!!

Not great if you already have big boobs! Although good idea
Edited by: "bchirpy" 8th Mar 2013

This would only work for red wine or brandy, I wouldn't want to drink anything else warm. And £35? Some chance of that selling!

Original Poster

http://t2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/28/32/21/400_F_28322124_GVhA5wM29ibty3GmDF9Sp7s6c1ajvNS2.jpg

This isn't a hot deal, it's a gimmick / novelty. Why is it on this site??

The only thing I could thing of which would be worth putting into it would be spirits then buying a cold or with ice mixer.
Warm beer or wine is a no, no without your already drunk.

GIGGITY

crackin post for International Woman's Day!

I've actually got the Beerbelly one, very useful for sneaking (admittedly plastic tasting) vodka into gigs/closed festivals, although, you do get some serious tummy sweats on.

Has anyone actually read the first review on this:

By chatchi - Published on Amazon.com
My boss has this thing about his employees drinking at work. And when I say "this thing" I mean he doesn't let us do it.

Once my office installed metal detectors at every entrance to the building, my days of sneaking in a flask were over. Fortunately, I was able to satiate my day-drunk cravings by soaking gummy bears in vodka overnight and eating them at work the next day. While disguising my intoxication was never an issue, my rapid 30-pound weight gain and obvious constipation issues quickly triggered a number of alarms with upper management.

I needed a new way to get hammered at work, and I needed it now.

After having a water cooler discussion with a well-endowed girl in the office, my mind drifted from the conversation to her chest -- was there a way to sneak booze into a bra?

Wouldn't you know it -- there is!

The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a removable polyurethane bladder that can hold up to 25-ounces (750ml) of your favorite cocktail (in my case, Jägermeister). The long drinking tube tucks nicely into the bra when not in use and easily reaches my mouth when I need a drink. Whether you need a big gulp, or just a sip, the on/off valve lets you control the flow of your beverage with relative ease.

Just be sure not to drink too quickly, otherwise your rapidly-decreasing bust size will invite its fair share of questions.

While the bra is machine-washable, the bladder must be hand-washed, but that hardly deters me from using it every day. The Wine Rack comfortably fits anyone who wears a 34C-38C bra, but be forewarned that it's a little loose on average-sized guys like myself.

The visible bra straps through my dress shirts occasionally raise a few eyebrows, but so far I've been able to easily dismiss them as part of my therapeutic back brace. And don't be too concerned about the sloshing noise you make as you walk down the hall -- it's minimum, at best.

Cheers!

barryallott

Has anyone actually read the first review on this:



Yes he thinks he is a comedian. You see them all of the time, people who obviously dont own the product trying to be funny.

666FU

Yes he thinks he is a comedian. You see them all of the time, people who … Yes he thinks he is a comedian. You see them all of the time, people who obviously dont own the product trying to be funny.



No trying about it, that is funny !

bchirpy

Not great if you already have big boobs! Although good idea


if u got biguns u will probably get a few free drinks anyway id guess?

acid_kewpie

This isn't a hot deal, it's a gimmick / novelty. Why is it on this site??



Why are YOU on this site?

Oh the times I could have done with something like this at gigs. But my chest is too big for this to work, with out looking like Lolo Ferrari.

Looks like her off of Brookside
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