The Best Of Sickipedia: A Collection Of The Sickest, Most Offensive and Politically Incorrect Jokes [Kindle Edition] FREE @ Amazon
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The Best Of Sickipedia: A Collection Of The Sickest, Most Offensive and Politically Incorrect Jokes [Kindle Edition] FREE @ Amazon

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Found 28th Jan 2014
Sounds like a bit of fun. Love some of the reviews!

Remember, you don't have to own a Kindle to own this. Just a device that can use the Kindle app - Android, iOS etc.

Product Description
This book is a selection of some of the best jokes which have been hand picked from a collection of over 300,000 jokes from Sickipedia - the world’s top joke website. The jokes contained within these pages are sick, rude, politically incorrect, offensive, obscene and in some cases Just Wrong, but the end results are Funny and Hilarious.

All of the jokes are submitted by the general public to Sickipedia. Every time there is a big story - say a murder or a disaster, following the news comes the jokes. Psychologists probably have something to say about this, but not us, we just want to be the number one place for finding, recording and disseminating this material.

WARNING: The content of this book is packed full of-inappropriate material. It is definitely NOT suitable for children or the easily offended. Within these pages are jokes about religion, racism, crime and illegal sex acts. Remember what you read are not points of views; they are just jokes - nothing more!

39 Comments

Original Poster

An example of one that I can share on a family website:


Just had a water fight in the park with the local kids.

I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle....


Edited by: "orciM" 28th Jan 2014

Just downloaded this.... VERY FUNNY!!! Heat added!

Actually... very racist!

heat for freebie enough warnings to prevent colds dont lile it dont read I guess ;-)

Utterly racist, sexist and homophobic.

Voted hot.

heat thanks

It's in my list to read now, thanks!

Read it quick. Once the Mail gets hold of this and runs a story Amazon will ditch it and remove it from all Kindle devices.

Check out the name of the author hehe!! Heat from me.

Love sickopedophilia !! Lol

jaydeeuk1

Utterly racist, sexist and homophobic.Voted hot.



I'm guessing you're a 'straight' white male then.........?

misteraadam

I'm guessing you're a 'straight' white male then.........?



Yup, I know, I know, we're the lowest of the low.

jaydeeuk1

Yup, I know, I know, we're the lowest of the low.



Not at all, it's just that you find all those things amusing so I'm guessing you're not affected by them personally....

misteraadam

I'm guessing you're a 'straight' white male then.........?


Until after a few beers....

Newbold

Read it quick. Once the Mail gets hold of this and runs a story Amazon … Read it quick. Once the Mail gets hold of this and runs a story Amazon will ditch it and remove it from all Kindle devices.



Or worse, when the Guardian gets hold of it, leading to at least 250 articles about the degeneration of Western society.

misteraadam

Not at all, it's just that you find all those things amusing so I'm … Not at all, it's just that you find all those things amusing so I'm guessing you're not affected by them personally....



You are too serious to be in this thread. The world is tragic, we know...

Now, back to funnies please

misteraadam

I'm guessing you're a 'straight' white male then.........?



That's just as racist.

pepperlic

That's just as racist.



Pointing out that someone is white/black/asian is in no way racist. I think you need to check the dictionary....

If you were trying to be amusing, erm, well, try again!

misteraadam

Pointing out that someone is white/black/asian is in no way racist. I … Pointing out that someone is white/black/asian is in no way racist. I think you need to check the dictionary....If you were trying to be amusing, erm, well, try again!


Extrapolating a race from so little information is racist. You just assumed. I just find you just as bad as the rest of people but for some reason you think you have a high horse.

pepperlic

Extrapolating a race from so little information is racist. You just … Extrapolating a race from so little information is racist. You just assumed. I just find you just as bad as the rest of people but for some reason you think you have a high horse.



That's the joys of stereotypes - they're generally true. He was spot on to be fair. People love to band the word racist around - its why this country is in the state it is now, people too afraid to stand up for themselves for fear of pitchforks from the masses. What he said above, even though a slight dig at me, was in no way racist.

jaydeeuk1

That's the joys of stereotypes - they're generally true. He was spot on … That's the joys of stereotypes - they're generally true. He was spot on to be fair. People love to band the word racist around - its why this country is in the state it is now, people too afraid to stand up for themselves for fear of pitchforks from the masses. What he said above, even though a slight dig at me, was in no way racist.



lol there are certainly a lot of ridiculous PC cases flying around but to say 'its why this country is in the state it is now'.....ohhh come on !

GeorgeR010

lol there are certainly a lot of ridiculous PC cases flying around but to … lol there are certainly a lot of ridiculous PC cases flying around but to say 'its why this country is in the state it is now'.....ohhh come on !



Of course it is. Being labelled a tax dodger is OK, a drug dealer fine, but being called a racist puts you up there with paedophiles in the eyes of the liberal types. Its more of a problem now than 10-15 years ago, which is why the likes of UKIP are now becoming the 3rd largest party against screams of racism.

Wifes school can't even sing ba ba black sheep FFS.

pepperlic

Extrapolating a race from so little information is racist. You just … Extrapolating a race from so little information is racist. You just assumed. I just find you just as bad as the rest of people but for some reason you think you have a high horse.



I have a very high horse.....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_e46XXMBlhs/TX9OK7pe1XI/AAAAAAAAACo/wPqJ8Jg-Tcs/s1600/highhorse.jpg

Sickipedia is awsome, great spot!

misteraadam

Not at all, it's just that you find all those things amusing so I'm … Not at all, it's just that you find all those things amusing so I'm guessing you're not affected by them personally....



Personally affected by jokes? Am I not aware of this concept because I was taught the 'sticks and stones' mind defence when I was younger?

jaydeeuk1

Of course it is. Being labelled a tax dodger is OK, a drug dealer fine, … Of course it is. Being labelled a tax dodger is OK, a drug dealer fine, but being called a racist puts you up there with paedophiles in the eyes of the liberal types. Its more of a problem now than 10-15 years ago, which is why the likes of UKIP are now becoming the 3rd largest party against screams of racism.Wifes school can't even sing ba ba black sheep FFS.



Careful now, you've already been called racist in this thread, stating that your wife goes to school leaves you open to yet more abuse from those evil liberals ;).

My only experience of racism is watching white people call other white people racist and feeling offended on behalf of minorities. If only they actually spoke to minoritie people they would find out that most of the racism they experience is white people being offended on their behalf and causing trouble in their name for no reason.

Some jokes can be funny just because they're so offensive. The jokes I read in that book aren't...

I read the preview pages of this book with an open mind ... within seconds I felt dirty ... jokes about paedophiles and gang rape are not remotely funny and it makes me wonder what the OP was thinking of when they posted this.

omgpleasespamme

Personally affected by jokes? Am I not aware of this concept because I … Personally affected by jokes? Am I not aware of this concept because I was taught the 'sticks and stones' mind defence when I was younger?



Well, lucky you. Unfortunately, words DO hurt, hence why some words are taboo and others we don't use because we don't want to offend people. If we all lived in your world, all words would be acceptable to use.....

They have an Android app but it's very buggy. As it's anyone and everyone that can contribute there's a lot of rubbish, and questionable content, but you can filter best-worst rated. Not one for granny, of course.

play.google.com/sto…ils?id=net.zone_mr.sickipedia

itunes.apple.com/gb/…t=8

They're actually trying to charge for this now so at last we can expire this rubbish!

Damn missed it

misteraadam

Well, lucky you. Unfortunately, words DO hurt, hence why some words are … Well, lucky you. Unfortunately, words DO hurt, hence why some words are taboo and others we don't use because we don't want to offend people. If we all lived in your world, all words would be acceptable to use.....



They should be. People who can be offended should be offended. Maybe then they'll toughen up.

omgpleasespamme

They should be. People who can be offended should be offended. Maybe … They should be. People who can be offended should be offended. Maybe then they'll toughen up.



Are you actually serious?! You've either never experienced any kind of prejudice or hate in your life or you have a complete lack of empathy.

misteraadam

Are you actually serious?! You've either never experienced any kind of … Are you actually serious?! You've either never experienced any kind of prejudice or hate in your life or you have a complete lack of empathy.



I'm 100% serious. The simple fact of the matter is that people can call me whatever they like. They can feel free to hate me as much as they want. They can even believe all the things they say. I just don't have to respect their opinion or beliefs. It's possible that I experience more hate because of this attitude but I just don't care. Empathy with regards to what, there's no injury/harm from jokes.

omgpleasespamme

I'm 100% serious. The simple fact of the matter is that people can call … I'm 100% serious. The simple fact of the matter is that people can call me whatever they like. They can feel free to hate me as much as they want. They can even believe all the things they say. I just don't have to respect their opinion or beliefs. It's possible that I experience more hate because of this attitude but I just don't care. Empathy with regards to what, there's no injury/harm from jokes.



Well, you obviously hold a very black & white view of the world, with no grey areas. From what you say, you obviously haven't really experienced any prejudice or hate, because anybody that has, knows that words DO matter. History shows it does.

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

I'm in favour of banning racist humour outright, anything to stop Lenny Henrys career progressing any further gets my vote.

£1.53 now.. guess I missed it!

this isnt free
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