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The Cottage £3.99 Delivered @ PLAY.COM
The Cottage £3.99 Delivered @ PLAY.COM

The Cottage £3.99 Delivered @ PLAY.COM

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The Cottage is a relentless dark comedy with an extreme twist. Bickering brothers David (Andy Serkis) and Peter (Reece Shearsmith) kidnap Tracey (Jennifer Ellison) in a desperate moneymaking scheme and hide out in a remote cottage from her ganglord father. However, feisty Tracey turns the tables on her bungling captors and escapes into the woods with Peter as her hostage. Only this land belongs to a maniacal farmer and he doesn't like trespassers... Cue a grotesquely comic battle for survival - who will survive and what will be left of them?

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Is it gay?

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Pluun;5489226

Is it gay?


Huh?!

My sort of film, (i am not gay)! Same vein as Shaun of the Dead, but more storyline!, (and Jennifer Ellison), At this price theres no reason not too. Thanks.

Man this film stinks,jennifer ellison nothing to see,move along.

Pluun;5489226

Is it gay?




Thats cottaging.

The-Dude;5490564

Thats cottaging.



ROFL

I love my horror films but this was week. Jen is her annoying squeaky self, him that did "My precious" in LOR and 1 from League of Gentlemen but very low budget and poor script IMO
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