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The Free Bible Society are giving away - FREE BIBLES!!!!

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Found 24th Feb 2009Made hot 26th Feb 2009
IMAGINE THAT A FREE BIBLE FROM A FREE BIBLE SOCIETY!!!!!!!!

just email them and they send u one!

praise the lord jesus christ is our saviour!

AMEN brothers and sisters!

get some direction in ur life!

God loves you!

go in peace today with your free bible!

xx

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Are the pages made of that really thin paper that works well as a cigarette paper substitute? :?

Go to church and some dude will do the reading for you.

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Trickyjabs;4473195

Are the pages made of that really thin paper that works well as a … Are the pages made of that really thin paper that works well as a cigarette paper substitute? :?



loool guess so!

Or just nick one, out of a hotel?

Trickyjabs;4473195

Are the pages made of that really thin paper that works well as a … Are the pages made of that really thin paper that works well as a cigarette paper substitute? :?



OMG U R SO HILERIUS AND ORIGINUL!!!1!1!

Original Poster

Not Very Christian Of U Llm

God Forgive This Girl

The Lord Be With U

Praise To The Lord

The Almighty

I Love U

acecatcher3;4474157

Not Very Christian Of U LlmGod Forgive This GirlThe Lord Be With UPraise … Not Very Christian Of U LlmGod Forgive This GirlThe Lord Be With UPraise To The LordThe AlmightyI Love U


I'm willing to pinch for others....hows that not christian!?!

If they had a fiction section on here thats where this book would be, more truth in harry potter not being taken from 100 other books lol

Trickyjabs;4473195

Are the pages made of that really thin paper that works well as a … Are the pages made of that really thin paper that works well as a cigarette paper substitute? :?



Quality, never thought of that.... and god said let their be light and there was light... a glowing light of my face on a whitey :thumbsup:

Lulu'sMammy;4474192

I'm willing to pinch for others....hows that not christian!?!



But to book in a hotel to nick a Gideon Bible,(NOT LIKE OFFER)

WOULD COST YOU MONEY AND THESE ARE FREE

:oops: :thumbsup:

lesto123;4474712

But to book in a hotel to nick a Gideon Bible,(NOT LIKE OFFER)WOULD COST … But to book in a hotel to nick a Gideon Bible,(NOT LIKE OFFER)WOULD COST YOU MONEY AND THESE ARE FREE:oops: :thumbsup:


Wouldn't cost me anything....you would be paying!! Muwahahahahah!

you can get one for free from apple...
called the iBle... available for all jesus phones

This now making me cross I cannot keep hanging around for all these witty replies.
Its becoming like a thorn in my side(head really it did not work otherwise) LOL

:thumbsup: :whistling: :w00t:

lesto123;4475017

This now making me cross I cannot keep hanging around for all these witty … This now making me cross I cannot keep hanging around for all these witty replies.Its becoming like a thorn in my side(head really it did not work otherwise) LOL:thumbsup: :whistling: :w00t:



Fantastic, as my fire place needs it and I can't afford the gas. :w00t:

Freeman;4475110

Fantastic, as my fire place needs it and I can't afford the gas. :w00t:


Im getting Hot and Cross now just cannot wait for the Egg then Its Birthday time again.
:w00t::whistling::thumbsup:

Ordered one for all the heathen kids in the family..........saves buying Easter eggs.

Or I could sell them outside my local church, very entrepreneurial :whistling:

Oh Dear! Read it before making judgements.

Heat added!

Predikuesi;4475557

Oh Dear! Read it before making judgements.Heat added!



You are being very generous in your assumptions about the reading comprehension levels of some of these commenters!

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lol thanks for any hot votes guys

ive herd when u order free religious stuff some people knock at your door a few weeks later to see how u found the book, not sure how much truths in that tho

britonsarah;4478896

ive herd when u order free religious stuff some people knock at your door … ive herd when u order free religious stuff some people knock at your door a few weeks later to see how u found the book, not sure how much truths in that tho



doubt it, but they do steal your babies. Thats what you get from Sun worshipers :whistling:

Hello-
Your request has been heard. At present there are over 1000 requests, but we will send you your Bible as soon as we are able. Please be patient. We receive more requests in one day than we are able to fulfill in a week. The fact that so many people want to read God's word is very encouraging, but delivery is slow going. You will receive your Bible in time.
It should also be noted that, because of the demand, only as many as 2 Bibles are sent at one time, unless extenuating circumstances exist. Also, the Bibles we are offering at this time are English language, KJV Bibles and the print is small. Special requests will try to be fulfilled, but in many cases they cannot be. Do not despair; we will see what we can do.
F.B.S.

Some of these posters are reLENTless jokers

@banana79
dont get CROSS... they will eventually deliver... then thou shalt be delivered

Jesus is our lord, so stop taking the mick

So say a few nutters!

erm as a believer i will be ordering thank you op.

and you lot are naughty.
It wont let me order. dont fink my text to speach likes the site site much

Great post.

Thank you!

Do they pay you to read the bible:? I'm skint and looking for the answers to all of gods ways:giggle:

Great read. I love books full of violence hatred and prejudice. They're my favourites:-D

I love this book it has to be the most depraved ever,:w00t: It's full of incest ,sodomy, extreme violence, hatred murder, and that's just within the first couple of chapters:thumbsup:

I don't want to spoil it for you, but the guy dies in the end. It was Judas in the garden with the silver.

There's a plot twist where the 3 guys are actually all the same guy, but the rest is fairly predictable. Genocides, rapes, that sort of thing.

I give it a 2 stars out of 10.

Gib;4500865

I don't want to spoil it for you, but the guy dies in the end. It was … I don't want to spoil it for you, but the guy dies in the end. It was Judas in the garden with the silver.There's a plot twist where the 3 guys are actually all the same guy, but the rest is fairly predictable. Genocides, rapes, that sort of thing.I give it a 2 stars out of 10.



Tee heee - i think you lot are a cheeky bunch.....bet there are a fair few upset Churchy types out there who are rightly bothered by your naughtiness.......each to their own hey guys...


:whistling:

the26thchoice;4501112

Tee heee - i think you lot are a cheeky bunch.....bet there are a fair … Tee heee - i think you lot are a cheeky bunch.....bet there are a fair few upset Churchy types out there who are rightly bothered by your naughtiness.......each to their own hey guys... :whistling:



Well, the only time I get upset about someone ridiculing me is when I am concerned the ridicule is warranted. Such as jibes about my weight, or forgetfullness. If I'm comfortable about my beliefs, ridicule about them doesn't worry me.

If what we're saying upsets someone, well, I'm glad they think we might be right

Gib;4501513

Well, the only time I get upset about someone ridiculing me is when I am … Well, the only time I get upset about someone ridiculing me is when I am concerned the ridicule is warranted. Such as jibes about my weight, or forgetfullness.



Alright you stupid fatso!!!!

You are right when you say that some people are offended.

Ridiculing Jesus and Christian's beliefs is on the same level as the following:
Take the person that you love most in the world, partner, kids, parents, etc.

Then have the people around you make fun of every little thing they have done, all that they have produced in their life. Insult them. Use their name as an expletive every time you don't like something. Claim they are evil because of things they have said or actions you don't understand.

Then lets make fun of the way they died, perhaps they were tortured and beaten and killed most cruelly. Who cares if we can make a joke about it!

I can guarantee you will be hurt and angry, that is the act you pour on a Christian and expect them to smile and what, laugh with you?

This 21st century society is apparently based on tolerance for all, allowing people to believe what they want, yet I see constant ridicule and vitriol from those that claim they want this type of society always directed at those that have a faith and are strengthened and made better by it.

Just because you may not share the same ideology as someone else does not mean you should make fun of them. Where is equality, where is tolerance, where is love? Or is it that this Godless society (as commentators like Richard Dawkins suggest)speaks these words but actually doesn't believe or want to adhere to them because it doesn't conform to their way of thinking. They make claims they are these things, trying to show a moral ground but since effectively anything goes, who is to say which moral ideals are in fact correct?

I am a Christian and even though I do not believe any other religion or ideology to be completely true (all have hints of truth as much as 2+2=4 but 6 is closer to the right answer than 8 and many ideas are similarly closer to the truth than others),I would not mock someone for their choice!

Even not being a Christian it would make good moral sense not to mock someone for having a different opinion, but to engage to understand that opinion better and if you believe them to be wrong to then engage with them, not insult them!

I just wanted to put these comments in perspective and hopefully shine a light on some poor taste comments in the thread, whether intended maliciously or accidental.

Best Wishes
RM

Re: Roguemeister

If someone insluted my partner/kids/family etc. I would be a lot more offended by it because they are real people, and have probably made real achievements, and don't claim to have superpowers in order to defend themselves.

Re: Roguemeister

I second your thoughts.

I am not a Christian but I really feel strange for the comments made by the members of community. This kind of attitude, I classify it as liberal extremism which, to me, is equally condemnable as religious extremism. I don't believe in Christianity but I don't ridicule the Chrisitians cus I simply think it is not gona get me or somebody else anything except a petty humour at the cost of feelings of some fellows.

Trickyjabs;4473195

Are the pages made of that really thin paper that works well as a … Are the pages made of that really thin paper that works well as a cigarette paper substitute? :?



Ive done that myself in past when run out of rizla :whistling:

The best fantasy epic since Lord of the Rings.

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