The Little Book of *******: The Definitive Guide to Man's Ultimate Relief (Paperback)£2.15 Delivered@Amazon
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The Little Book of *******: The Definitive Guide to Man's Ultimate Relief (Paperback)£2.15 [email protected]

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Found 1st Jun 2010Made hot 1st Jun 2010
Does it make you go bald or blind or give you hairy palms? Will you rot in Hell for ever more? No! Its a fact: ******* is good for you and the benefits are endless! Think of it: its free; non time-consuming; theres none of that was it good for you, darling?; you dont need to dress up for it (unless you want to, of course); it relieves stress; it¹s always on hand and the list goes on. Read all about it here! There are stories, jokes, one-liners and even a bit of background history and further reading for you! And remember: ******* is an entirely self-taught skill!

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This will get hot.
If anybody has a free hand............................to vote with

Original Poster

There's used books from 1p :w00t:

I was senior consultant on this book, but most if it he did alone.

Banned

Whats the womens version called

'The Bumper Book of Strumming' By Fanny Slapper.

I saw this in our local bookstore today, for some reason all of the pages were stuck together :w00t::oops:

Banned

This may become the longest thread ever........................

Banned

Does anyone have a favourite method? I prefer the 'Paint yer fingernails red on one hand, lay on yer arm for half hour till it goes numb and then bash one out while believing some mysterious women is doing it for you.

Just me then............................

copthis1;8740377

Whats the womens version called'The Bumper Book of Strumming' By Fanny … Whats the womens version called'The Bumper Book of Strumming' By Fanny Slapper.



You are almost wright the author was jenny talia.

I actually though ******* was a city in China until I discovered beer.

Original Poster

:x Why's it censored, cos it's about mens bits? when it's ladies bits that's alright :x

one of the reviews
"This book has improved my ******* 1000%. I am now deaf, blnd and insane but very very happy!" :prop:

Original Poster

No need to buy it, you can read it for free :w00t:
amazon.co.uk/gp/…-21

I prefer the dyson method myself............no loss of suction:w00t:

My "friend" says The "sleeping beauty" is the best method.....

Banned

clarence47a;8740597

My "friend" says The "sleeping beauty" is the best method.....



Whats that?

copthis1;8740616

Whats that?

I prefer the 'Paint yer fingernails red on one hand, lay on yer arm for half hour till it goes numb and then bash one out while believing some mysterious women is doing it for you.

Same thing! :oops:

What's the missing word :?



















the missing word is *******, you ******

erm....:thinking:

moorjock;8740906

I prefer the 'Paint yer fingernails red on one hand, lay on yer arm for … I prefer the 'Paint yer fingernails red on one hand, lay on yer arm for half hour till it goes numb and then bash one out while believing some mysterious women is doing it for you.Same thing! :oops:



I don't see it myself. If I get a "proper" dead arm its completely uncontrollable, punched myself in the face and fed chocolate cake to my forehead in the past so Im not risking having to explain a ripped frenum to A&E :oops:

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Can't believe this has gone hot, it went bloody freezing when I posted it, guess it was the 31p difference

pablotatt;8742350

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/577170/the-little-book-of-ing-the-definitiCan't believe this has gone hot, it went bloody freezing when I posted it, guess it was the 31p difference



Thats HUKD for you :thumbsup:

amazon.co.uk/rev…ID=

Check out the comments to Mr. Cook's review, made me chuckle.

'Apparently, Customers who viewed this item also viewed: '**** Yourself Slim' and 'Make Your Own Sex Toys''. Though Mr Cook was pretty annoyed it came up in his 'recommended list'.

I like to keep my options open when it comes to method but one that really gets the heart pumpin n adrenaline running through the veins is the "DANGER W4NK"

you should all give it a go sometime!!

frakison;8742306

I don't see it myself. If I get a "proper" dead arm its completely … I don't see it myself. If I get a "proper" dead arm its completely uncontrollable, punched myself in the face and fed chocolate cake to my forehead in the past so Im not risking having to explain a ripped frenum to A&E :oops:



Thats the funniest thing I have read on here for years:w00t:

*Cries about censoring the synonym of masturbation.

This guy wins, no contest...

http://www.thenewsoundoftrash.com/content/binary/aussie.jpg

sory i'am typinng wit my lefft haand

Who knew HUKD could be so stimulating :w00t:

I fell down and broke my pyjammas after reading this

one of the reviews"This book has improved my ******* 1000%. I am now … one of the reviews"This book has improved my ******* 1000%. I am now deaf, blind and insane but very very happy!"


But sure play a mean Pinball.

The Female version is called, "Definitive Guide to Bean-Flicking".

In Viz, Sid the Sexist took his PC back to PCWorld because he'd spilt wall-paper paste on the keyboard and it stopped working.

If you are right handed use your left and vice versa for the 'mysterious woman' ( or man if that way inclined ) effect. Also try whilst wearing a sexy tight ladies glove / gauntlet. Silky or Leather works best...

...So I've been told.

Expired???? Why? Says in stock.....

Probably someone with a stick up their arse just decided to get all high and mighty. The ******.

skidz73;8743699

Probably someone with a stick up their arse just decided to get all high … Probably someone with a stick up their arse just decided to get all high and mighty. The ******.



LOL

From the first few pages, it looks like a really unamusing read.

BorisTheSpider;8743858

From the first few pages, it looks like a really unamusing read.



It does get better further in although unfortunately your eyesight gets progressively worse :oops:

It's like teaching granny to suck eggs..................................................................:w00t::p

skykid3;8743190

This guy wins, no contest...



agreed just substitute australia for sydney!
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