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The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt £17.99 @ Amazon
The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt £17.99 @ Amazon

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt £17.99 @ Amazon

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The Original 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt. As an original design you are getting a premium, hand-dyed shirts screenprinted using environmentally safe, water based inks. This is a heavy duty, 100% Cotton, Preshrunk, 100% Wolf powered shirt manufactured in Keene New Hampshire by The Mountain.

Just a t-shirt?

No.

Once you slip this on, your life will change.
Women who never knew you existed will beg at your feet.
Men will respect, nay, fear you.


Buyer beware though. This t-shirt should not be worn unless you aware of the possible (probable) side-affects. You will grow hair in parts of your body that were previously hairless. You will find the lure of raw meat irresistible. Fear will follow you, but so shall respect.

*this product is not recommended for women.

19 Comments

prefer ]this one

This tat has reared it's ugly head again.

That kind of viral popularity only works once - now flogging a dead horse (or wolf).

Wasn't funny the first time.

Narfette;7947896

prefer ]this one



Ha ha me too, I own it nerdily enough

cdm22;7947921

Wasn't funny the first time.



It was hilarious the first time - have you no sense of humour?

I love this. I bought one at Christmas. And the laydees don't give me a rest.

no joke, but i'm sure i saw this t shirt in the window of somewhere like urban outfitters, some "trendy" clothing store. i think the idea is to try and make something bad into an ironic fashion statement. i'm sure brad pitt could pull it off, but i'm not sure about short baldy fat blokes who would normally shop in those places

uni;7948226

no joke, but i'm sure i saw this t shirt in the window of somewhere like … no joke, but i'm sure i saw this t shirt in the window of somewhere like urban outfitters, some "trendy" clothing store. i think the idea is to try and make something bad into an ironic fashion statement. i'm sure brad pitt could pull it off, but i'm not sure about short baldy fat blokes who would normally shop in those places



You had me at short baldy fat bloke.

smokingplunger;7947988

It was hilarious the first time - have you no sense of humour?



Bet you think Peter Kay is funny too

:whistling:

Bully;7948254

Bet you think Peter Kay is funny too:whistling:



Coming soon: The outstanding sequel to the Peter Kay DVD where nobodies from the public tell the jokes from the manchester evening news dvd which was the same as the previous tour dvd !

A nation holds its breath...

Banned

18 quid for a basic T with a horrid print...cold

Only to be worn if you have a mullet or live in a caravan.

aarond74;7948406

Only to be worn if you have a mullet or live in a caravan.



I don't, but my sister does.

We can't live together 'til we're married, see.

Banned

Magurdrac;7948554

I don't, but my sister does.We can't live together 'til we're married, … I don't, but my sister does.We can't live together 'til we're married, see.



Nevermind, in the meantime there's always sheep

jubbyme;7948674

Nevermind, in the meantime there's always sheep



If you want to start a thread in the for sale section we can talk, unless you want to take it straight to PM?

I'll be honest, I'm more interested in hiring by the hour than making a full on purchase... I don't mean to be hesitant, but there are so many species in the world...how can I be sure that a sheep is the right one for me?

Banned

Magurdrac;7948715

If you want to start a thread in the for sale section we can talk, unless … If you want to start a thread in the for sale section we can talk, unless you want to take it straight to PM?I'll be honest, I'm more interested in hiring by the hour than making a full on purchase... I don't mean to be hesitant, but there are so many species in the world...how can I be sure that a sheep is the right one for me?





sheep and or donkeys are a match for height, so easy on the knees :oops:

jubbyme;7948776

sheep and or donkeys are a match for height, so easy on the knees :oops:



Do you have any pics ? Will you post first ? I live in Uganda, but I can pay by Western Union.

Banned

Magurdrac;7948815

Do you have any pics ? Will you post first ? I live in Uganda, but I can … Do you have any pics ? Will you post first ? I live in Uganda, but I can pay by Western Union.



Just a bit too late im afraid, the last one got married this afternoon :-D

Come on this is HOT just for the 60 classic Amazon reviews -

"Since buying this t shirt my attack points have increased by 3, defence by 4 and luck, magic attack and magic defense have all reached maximum. On the negative side Chuck Norris is hunting me down to get his t shirt back. "

"As the owner of the largest and most plushly outfitted trailer on the lot I often find myself subject to the envy and jealousy of other lesser men. Women desire my girthy XXXL frame but also fear it's obvious power- which is prodigous. Indeed, they often engage in cheap jibes and name calling in (generally unsuccessful) attempts to distance me and thus protect themselves from the consequences of their own lust.
I purchased the wolf shirt in an attempt to ease these fears and show the proles that I was just like them. A more attractive and successful version perhaps but still very definitely a man of the people. Alas, I have found that the wolf shirt only exacerbates these issue leading me to believe that it's power may be even greater than many have claimed.
After three straight weeks of wearing my wolf shirt every day I found that the people of Manchester kept their distance from me even more so than before. Obviously they were intimidated and awed by the beauty and power of the shirt.
So ultimately I cannot recommend purchase of this shirt. Though it's attractions are obvious and keenly felt by me I believe that it puts its wearer on a different plane to the other humans which- while flattering- will ultimately lead to isolation and loneliness. For this reason I sadly had to bury my wolf shirt in the back yard. I was not surprised to see that two days later a fine bush of roses grew from the very spot I had planted it. "


Come on, its still funny...
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