Thinkgeek Canned Unicorn Meat £10.30 @ Amazon FREE UK Delivery sold by The Gift Oasis LTD..
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Thinkgeek Canned Unicorn Meat £10.30 @ Amazon FREE UK Delivery sold by The Gift Oasis LTD..

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Found 20th May 2014
Found this on Amazon and thought it was a good laugh - reviews are worth reading too !!

Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland.

The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days.

Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis.

The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.

Tasty Magical Beast Diagram Parts

Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat.

**WARNING - THIS PRODUCT IS NOT EDIBLE**

16 Comments

lol

Too much like tinned spam.

I prefer corned unicorn.

Haha so funny - how is this cold ? Do you people have no sense of humour?

not for that price. you could easily produce a joke can of spam for a lot lot lot less. this is just a rip off.

£2.36 from one seller, now thats worth it

Yeah, hilarious.

bouncy99

£2.36 from one seller, now thats worth it



+ £7.95 UK delivery

mary1979

Haha so funny - how is this cold ? Do you people have no sense of humour?



If you want to post something for a laugh go to Misc ... the reason this is cold is because it's not a deal (cheaper at Farm Foods)

http://whydontihavethis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/unicorn-meat.jpg
Meat is murder! X)
Edited by: "SpideyPunk" 20th May 2014

Another Horse Meat scandal coming?

someone watching channel 4 last night?

haha saw this years ago at about double the price, heat because I laughed at remembering it lol

BenderRodriguez

Another Horse Meat scandal coming?

Yes I bet it's not a real unicorn. Just a horse with a cardboard horn stuck on its nose.

thekesslerboy

Yes I bet it's not a real unicorn. Just a horse with a cardboard horn … Yes I bet it's not a real unicorn. Just a horse with a cardboard horn stuck on its nose.



Actual LOL, thats why I love this place! X)

thought it said thingeek..... I'd try owt to loose a few pounds....... probably halal she'ite anyway....

Banned

cold, not horse.
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