Two Footlong Sausages for £1.89 @ Aldi from 2nd November
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Two Footlong Sausages for £1.89 @ Aldi from 2nd November

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Edited by:"nihir"Found 27th Oct
Source - MSE

Perhaps taking inspiration from its best-selling "Big Daddy" steak, Aldi has now applied the same supersize effect to its sausages, just in time for Bonfire Night.

Because no matter how good the fireworks are, Bonfire Night would be nothing without trying to eat a hot dog or burger in a scarf and gloves.

Made from 100% British meat and Red Tractor approved, the Ashfield farm foot-long sausages cost just £1.89.

Hitting stores on Thursday 2nd November, the huge sausages have been created specifically for Bonfire Night, and being an Aldi Special Buy, once they're gone, they're gone.

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There we go...
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Cheers, I’ll get two for the wife and two for us to eat afterwards

i love a big sausage.

Will they remain a foot long even in the cold?!
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i love a big sausage.

Will they remain a foot long even in the cold?!

Can't think of any thing lewd but who wouldn't mind stuffing a two footer down their no meant up, forget it.

There we go...
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Cheers, I’ll get two for the wife and two for us to eat afterwards

Surely a 12 inch sausage is enough to satisfy anyone, just ask you mum

24 inch of sausage! I have never seen rolls, to fit, that long!
Lol, just playing with words.

leewills87 m ago

Surely a 12 inch sausage is enough to satisfy anyone, just ask you mum …Surely a 12 inch sausage is enough to satisfy anyone, just ask you mum

Yours said it's all about girth over length

creepyg5 m ago

Yours said it's all about girth over length

That's why all us kids just fell out of there then

My Mrs said she wanted 12 inches -im not folding mine in half for no one

But whats the girth like?

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Edited by: "Civic.EG6" 27th Oct

creepyg59 m ago

There we go... [Image]


There's something about this woman that appeals to me.


We salute you Mr footlong hotdog inventor...because you dared to give us all a bigger wiener

Get the defibrillator on standby cholesterol kings!

All the boys boasting on here. I doubt any of them has anything longer than 4 inches.

predictable smut

robin58588 m ago

All the boys boasting on here. I doubt any of them has anything longer …All the boys boasting on here. I doubt any of them has anything longer than 4 inches.


Odds are certainly in your favour with that prediction.

Wanger!

Are they doing foot long rolls as well?

aljarvis20042 h, 48 m ago

Cheers, I’ll get two for the wife and two for us to eat afterwards


wait until wife finishes with hers and then eat them. save yourself £1.89, result !

robin58581 h, 19 m ago

All the boys boasting on here. I doubt any of them has anything longer …All the boys boasting on here. I doubt any of them has anything longer than 4 inches.

4 inches yes, length no

aljarvis20042 h, 53 m ago

Cheers, I’ll get two for the wife and two for us to eat afterwards

DP? Hold the mustard

Jonnyblock47 m ago

You sh*gged your own mum as a kid?

I think you've missed the point somewhat little boy

leewills81 m ago

I think you've missed the point somewhat little boy


I think you missed grammar lessons dimwit.

SPORTPACK4 h, 0 m ago

Will they remain a foot long even in the cold?!


There is only one way to find out.

Original Poster

RachaelGrinham1 h, 15 m ago

Are they doing foot long rolls as well?


Sadly, Aldi won't also be selling extra large rollsto go with their supersize sausages, but a classic French baguette will probably do the job just fine.

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Will they have foot long rolls too? They ain't easy to get hold of (in the UK anyway)!

SPORTPACK5 h, 57 m ago

Will they remain a foot long even in the cold?!


No. It comes in all shapes and sizes. You might get a cold( maybe small) one during winter.

Far to small I prefer a bug one.

I don't want to sound like a schmuck but are these skinless?

i7andy2 h, 47 m ago

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I know the type of bird you are on about, after going down on sausage, pretends to swallow but spits it out..
Edited by: "Madchester" 28th Oct

This is brexit gone mad.. It should be in cms
Edited by: "plodging" 28th Oct

Hoping the make the long buns though, because they don't normally stock them, otherwise that's a lotta overhang!

That's a baguette in the photo not a hot dog bun.32325780-8NuBO.jpg
Edited by: "ashkayuk" 28th Oct

MSK.14 h, 29 m ago

Inspire us with some unpredictable smut then



Surprised to see you in here
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