Uranus Back to Wall Toilet Pan - £56.40 delivered - HeatAndPlumb
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Uranus Back to Wall Toilet Pan - £56.40 delivered - HeatAndPlumb

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Found 17th Jun 2016
Prestige Uranus KLPK089 Toilet Features:

Supplied with back-to-wall vitreous china toilet pan
Includes thermoset toilet seat with soft-closing hinges
Will accept concealed toilet cistern (not supplied but available separately)
Compatible with a range of WC units
Simplicity and value-for-money - part of the contract Uranus range
All fixings required for installation are included in the price
Superb build quality from one of the worlds-leading factories
5 Year Guarantee is included as standard

A **** hot deal IMO : plus there is a full range of other furniture to match Uranus back to wall toilet heatandplumb.com/sea…rch

23 June - updated price : was £48, now increased to £56.40.
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Original Poster
Product marketing at its best.
Very apt name!!! Heat just for that!
balddevil

Very apt name!!! Heat just for that!



Agreed
With a name like that (rings around Uranus ?) wonder if it's a joke toilet ? Rubber, maybe ? Sprays back at you what you put in ? X)
Compliments their Black Hole bidet.
This is delightful.
Can't believe nobody realised or highlighted the name to the person that decided to call it that at the company! Brilliant
Up vote for the toilet humor
Just a wee comment
dont know if anyone has seen the funny naming of this? 'uranus'?
get it?
haha!



(_;)
It's early in the day but I'm expecting to see this to be the hottest deal today.

Now just waiting to see "Uranus Back to Wall Toilet Pan"on the HUKD email update
Hmmm , Considering getting either this or the Urdick Urinal ...... not sure I need the 2 in 1 !!
After one for a while now feeling flush anybody dealt with these before ? all reviews this week only don't know if there **** or not
brilly

dont know if anyone has seen the funny naming of this? 'uranus'?get … dont know if anyone has seen the funny naming of this? 'uranus'?get it?haha!(_;)



Nope. I don't get it.

oO
Should have called it urrectum
rooney10

Hmmm , Considering getting either this or the Urdick Urinal ...... not … Hmmm , Considering getting either this or the Urdick Urinal ...... not sure I need the 2 in 1 !!


They don't sell the Urdick, they only have the Urphallus in stock
Edited by: "bouncy99" 17th Jun 2016
Original Poster
I just noticed it is 'part of the contract Uranus range'
Wondering if they are particularly good for people with a large bum?

Edited by: "Positively.Charged" 17th Jun 2016
Usual sexist drivel. Where is the Urfanny product ?
No interest in buying a new toilet but clicked this thread anyway purely for the HUKD entertainment factor. Thanks for not letting me down.
chazburt

Usual sexist drivel. Where is the Urfanny product ?



Sexist? Name me one woman without an anus
This seems like a cock and ball (bull) post. Joke
I suppose the next thing you're be telling me that it was invented by Thomas Crapper......first name John.
Hmm, not sure if the price has bottomed out on this yet
Well it will certainly see a few moons.
chazburt

Usual sexist drivel. Where is the Urfanny product ?


They don't do one, they have the Urethra though if that helps
This enterprising company also sell a Star Trek special edition - calked the 'Captain's Log'
I expected better puns. D- so far.
The gags on here are so b****
Ha ha!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/frenziedbeat/Animated%20gifs/toilet-tongue.gif
sparklehedgehog

Can't believe nobody realised or highlighted the name to the person that … Can't believe nobody realised or highlighted the name to the person that decided to call it that at the company! Brilliant



I'm guessing it was deliberate
chazburt

Usual sexist drivel. Where is the Urfanny product ?


People are busy er....probing Uranus......X)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7d/f5/fb/7df5fb3a18f9f3651864b43fca6fdbcb.jpg
Last time I used Uranus I suffered a ballcock failure which took me weeks to sort out. Everyone needs to be very careful when dealing with Uranus - if it sounds too cheap or looks too good to be true, it probably is. Make sure you measure and inspect everything first - double check everything fits and is in good working order. With hindsight, I wish I'd paid more and avoided Uranus entirely.
what size does it accept at most??
Best name ever!
I got rid of the toilet and installed a urinal and hand-dryer in my house. So convenient.
charliemike

I got rid of the toilet and installed a urinal and hand-dryer in my … I got rid of the toilet and installed a urinal and hand-dryer in my house. So convenient.


Must feel like your down the pub every night!
charliemike

I got rid of the toilet and installed a urinal and hand-dryer in my … I got rid of the toilet and installed a urinal and hand-dryer in my house. So convenient.


what do you do for no. 2's
On average if you say anus 2.4 times it will make anyone laugh out loud, try it at a meeting this afternoon
Anus, Anus, An.....
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