USC -  Emporio Armani Xmas Boxer Trunks. 10% more off with student code (Unidays). £12 Give your crotch rocket the love it deserves! Delivery £3.99
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USC - Emporio Armani Xmas Boxer Trunks. 10% more off with student code (Unidays). £12 Give your crotch rocket the love it deserves! Delivery £3.99

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Found 2nd Jul 2013
I just bought a pair of these and it feels like angels are cupping your balls. They have a silky feel to them, so they feel so much nicer than your average pair of boxer briefs.

They come in a metal tin, so you know it's heavy duty crotch pampering that's coming your way. If you're one of the dingleberries that enjoy having their boxers in full view of the public, then the logo isn't very noticeable, but if you wear your pants at your knees, then everyone can see the giant armani eagle that's plastered across your thigh.

They are the christmas boxers, which is the reason why they are relatively cheap. I'm not usually a guy who blows his load on expensive underwear, but my custard launcher and courage bags are extremely grateful.

Edit: Apologies for not clarifying the student code. You can get it if from a Unidays account. If you don't know what that is, go to mayunidays.com

34 Comments

"I'm not usually a guy who blows his load on expensive underwear, but ...."
Come again ? oO X) X)

Heat just for description

TMI oO

LOL

Ha ha well written description.

Heat added just for making me laugh

No pic = hoax oO

In my experience, Armani underwear sizes come up extremely small. I had to go two sizes up to get a decent fit.

dealfella

No pic = hoax oO



Go to Google then to Images and type large sausages, that should keep you going.

Hot for making me laugh!

what is the student code?

Are these skid proof? i did a drift in my Calvin kegs, made a right mess.

Student code???

fkn custard launcher pmsl, im keeping that one

Im ordering a pair. My sausage is going to be well chuffed thanks!

Isn't a crotch rocket a motorcycle?

Original Poster

Sweetchuck

In my experience, Armani underwear sizes come up extremely small. I had … In my experience, Armani underwear sizes come up extremely small. I had to go two sizes up to get a decent fit.



I too heard many stories about Armani being quite small, but I am a size 31-32 waist and I ordered a medium and it fits fine. I think they are supposed to be a bit tight anyway (they make my ass look amazing) , but I don't think you would be foolish if you were to order a size up if you skirt the border between two sizes normally.

£3.99 delivery? no thanks

hottt !!!

DanielN21

Im ordering a pair. My sausage is going to be well chuffed thanks!



It'll be chuffed alright, unless you ordered one size up....X)

Put delivery cost in title, misleading other wise

seanrtkelly

Isn't a crotch rocket a motorcycle?



Yep, it is.
Too many similes, metaphors and adjectives, OP, I'm voting cold. (jk)

Funny

Heat for description haha

For any blokes looking for underwear (trunks, specifically) who don't know what to choose from the bewildering array of crotch hammocks, here's a history of my recent and less recent purchases and how good they are:

YEARS ago (4? 5?), I bought a bunch of M&S trunks from their "Authentic" range, they're the ones made of just cotton, no added elastane, but it is ribbed cotton, so that accounts for their "huggability".
They were not super-cheap, but not as expensive as today (were about £4.50 a pair). VERDICT: SUPERB.

[At the same time, I also bought some from their cheapest range, which were about £2 a pair - nowhere near as good.(I wish I had only bought the "Authentic" ones.)]

A few weeks ago, they finally started to give up the ghost, so onto the web to find replacements. Bought a few shoes from S***ts Direct, so I thought I'd try some Lonsdale trunks into the bargain, as they looked good (chav brand snobbery aside) and they worked out at a reasonable £2.25 each.
BIG mistake, they're pretty rubbish! (And I even checked a few Amazon reviews before buying, all of whom were positive!)
VERY thin material, supposedly mostly cotton, but feels a bit cheap & nasty and although they have elastane, so they're "hugging" too, they just keep riding up my legs like an annoying untrained puppy. The elastic waistbands are very nice though (again, MASSIVE branding aside): they're extra-wide and comfy.
Also from Sp***s Direct, I bought some even cheaper Slazenger cotton ones - these have JUST an AWFUL CUT: LOW in the back and extra long at the belly - WTF?? (I wonder if their template or measurements got reversed - I haven't tried them back-to-front though, maybe I should, but I was so disgusted with their bad workmanship that I held an exorcism, burned them and buried them in the garden under the shed with a note for any future archeological digs explaining how sh*t S****s Direct are.)
S***ts Direct are sh*t. Even their "8%" casback tracked at 34p for £100's worth of s**t. A***.

THEN I got the Burton ones in the recent sale + code (glitch?) combo => £1.50 a pair! Wasn't expecting much, BUT despite their similarly thin material to the Lonsdale, they STAY PUT better and they have a perfectly human-man-like cut for once! Thanks goodness, search over for another couple of years. These definitely won't last as long as the old M&S Authentic ribbed cotton ones, but they will do for now.

Will I be spending £12 - sorry, make that £16 - on these?
Are you crazy?? Weren't you paying attention? I BOUGHT SOME GREAT BURTON TRUNKS FOR £1.50 each, FOOL!

(I already have a couple of semi-posh "date night" trunks, and besides, that massive gold logo looks much too "label-wh*re" and their elastane-rich material will make you look like a wannabe Chippendale.)







Edited by: "Shoesize" 4th Jul 2013

£15.99 is bit pricey for 1 pair..

Edited by: "shadowdogg" 3rd Jul 2013

What does it feel like when an angel cups your balls??

Heat for the angels and balls simile. It's given me a semi on the train

alanrp123

What does it feel like when an angel cups your balls??



I can confirm that it is fantastic!

xRas

Are these skid proof? i did a drift in my Calvin kegs, made a right mess.


Thats what toilets are for, not underwear

Sweetchuck

In my experience, Armani underwear sizes come up extremely small. I had … In my experience, Armani underwear sizes come up extremely small. I had to go two sizes up to get a decent fit.



I have to agree! Much prefer Calvin Klein!

porb think you have found your next career move for making us all LOL at your fantastic description , you should get a percentage of the sale of these boxers!

Armani sizing is frustrating. Order a size up but if have large legs expect them to be very tight on them.

I'm generally a Large and 36" waist, ordered an XL and the waist is fine but struggle to pull them up through my legs (have rather big legs from having to carry a lot extra weight around for years before losing it).

bambu

porb think you have found your next career move for making us all LOL at … porb think you have found your next career move for making us all LOL at your fantastic description , you should get a percentage of the sale of these boxers!



Kiss-a**
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