Vibrating Electric Nose Massager £17.10 @ DX
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Vibrating Electric Nose Massager £17.10 @ DX

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Found 12th Jan 2016
Have you ever thought to yourself, "boy, I could really go for a nose massage?" Never? Me neither, but here is your chance if you have.

Sorry but the link will not fix. So follow the link above
and type NOSE MASSAGER into the site search
Its even FREE shipping !

Couldnt see a better deal anywhere for a nose massager.

General
Brand N/A
Model N/A
Color Purplish Red
Material ABS + stainless steel
Quantity 1Piece
Specification
Massager Part Nose
Principle of Massage Vibration
Control Mode Power-driven
Number of Massage Heads 2Piece
Thermotherapy Function No
Timing Function No
Power Supply 1 x CR2032
Plug Specifications No
Power 0.5W
Dimensions & Weight
Dimensions 2.95 in x 2.05 in x 2.48 in (7.5 cm x 5.2 cm x 6.3 cm)
Weight 1.02 oz (29 g)
Packing List
1 x Nose massager
1 x CR2032

Bulk discounts apply if you want to surprise your friends

64 Comments

Banned

Couldnt see a better deal anywhere for a nose massager.



Lol.

What the what?

wtf oO

Lmao! I love it!

Next best price is £79...
I've gotta vote this hot. Might even buy one, it's a bargain!

Whaaaa? Lol

I thought it was a dodgy Ann summers advert till I looked at the picture!!! oO
surprised it's not iPhone controlled

The dilemma of what to buy the friend who has everything is over.... sorted!

what???

I've got a cold at the moment and pretty bunged up; You think this could help?
(_;)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/9d/2d/b8/9d2db8f6513d75575f2afc1a3f442c92.gif

i wonder how many hukd users go ahead and buy this? lol let the rest of us know how yous get on

Wow. Just wow.

Banned

I was just looking at some other options when I saw this, its by far the best nose massager price since the black friday deals. I suspect that with the Chinese economy in nosedive we will see these dropping so far in price that we will all be able to afford them, not just the hipsters.

Nose? Yes... I am sure that's what they meant

This is what I need. My commutes on crowded trains will be made bearable. Perhaps I'll become more interesting to the opposite sex too
Edited by: "quidstretchy" 12th Jan 2016

quidstretchy

This is what I need. My commutes on crowded trains will be made … This is what I need. My commutes on crowded trains will be made bearable. Perhaps I'll become more interesting to the opposite sex too



​nope

rampant nose tickler

Do you think this would fit my pet ant eater?

I think this is actually advertised as an Electric Nose Lifter

Found on Aliexpress

Push up that nose of yours to create the perfect profile with this handy Electric Beauty Lift High Nose, a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side and front. Just slip it on and turn on the switch on the front of the frame.

While the supports hold your nose in place the buzzing will help shape your nose into just that little bit firmer and higher. All you need is three minutes once a day and you (and everyone else) will soon notice the difference!

Original Poster

Dyslexic_Dog

Do you think this would fit my pet ant eater?



sadly probably not, but you could get it this as a friend ?
click here

Could this be useful for somebody that has piles?

wtaf!

Great for the old muff diving. X)

dereklogan7

Great for the old muff diving. X)


I was so gonna say that!... But i didn't want to get banned from hukd lol

OdhranC

I was so gonna say that!... But i didn't want to get banned from hukd lol


Was a bit worried myself. Didn't think the mods would allow it. They must have dozed off.

dereklogan7

Was a bit worried myself. Didn't think the mods would allow it. They must … Was a bit worried myself. Didn't think the mods would allow it. They must have dozed off.


Nothing to see here mods... Lol

Will it be OK for my pet elephant?

OdhranC

Nothing to see here mods... Lol



http://49.media.tumblr.com/a1bac5297413adbdc41806158d063731/tumblr_nbhdf0Ov7W1spbwpuo1_400.gif

Will go well with my toenail massager, thanks.

so, is that where the clitorous is. I've been looking everywhere and all along it was in front of my nose.

sabp

Will it be OK for my pet elephant?


If that's a euphemism for 'willy' then it probably will be ok.
Edited by: "cov007" 13th Jan 2016

I love threads like this. Hukd Pervs unite. Hot.

BulletRizz

I think this is actually advertised as an Electric Nose LifterFound on … I think this is actually advertised as an Electric Nose LifterFound on AliexpressPush up that nose of yours to create the perfect profile with this handy Electric Beauty Lift High Nose, a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side and front. Just slip it on and turn on the switch on the front of the frame.While the supports hold your nose in place the buzzing will help shape your nose into just that little bit firmer and higher. All you need is three minutes once a day and you (and everyone else) will soon notice the difference!



This gives a whole new meaning to "creative writing".

Banned

love it~

I heard if you use this a lot, you blow your nose...

quidstretchy

This is what I need. My commutes on crowded trains will be made … This is what I need. My commutes on crowded trains will be made bearable. Perhaps I'll become more interesting to the opposite sex too


No but you should find you get a seat and probably the ones next to you empty as well.

WTF heat for the novelty item

BulletRizz

I think this is actually advertised as an Electric Nose LifterFound on … I think this is actually advertised as an Electric Nose LifterFound on AliexpressPush up that nose of yours to create the perfect profile with this handy Electric Beauty Lift High Nose, a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side and front. Just slip it on and turn on the switch on the front of the frame.While the supports hold your nose in place the buzzing will help shape your nose into just that little bit firmer and higher. All you need is three minutes once a day and you (and everyone else) will soon notice the difference!


I get the point here.
For example, I do 20 lip-ups every morning, to keep a stiff upper lip.

Sniff of a deal, but smells a bit funny to me!
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