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VOYA ORGANIC CANDLE - 50CL - ONLY £40 (rrp £51) @ lookfantastic
VOYA ORGANIC CANDLE - 50CL - ONLY £40 (rrp £51) @ lookfantastic

VOYA ORGANIC CANDLE - 50CL - ONLY £40 (rrp £51) @ lookfantastic

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We all like candles, so imagine my delight when I came across this abolute BARGAIN of a candle, with a generous 20% off!

I've ordered 10 and I shall adorn them around the edges on my bath in a symetrical fashion.

£40 might sound like a lot but if you read the product description carefully you will see that these candles release a SEDUCTIVE scent. Best be careful when you light them, don't want any embarassing moments with houseguests that you just don't feel attracted to.

The candle is long burning, unlike traditional fat candles which of course last a mere 5 minutes at best. Lastly and perhaps more importantly, unlike their counterpart cheap candles, these amazing candles *don't* emit evil harmful toxins. This is why regular candles are cheaper, they are actually made from reformed sewage. You have been warned.

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But It's a candle!!! I don't get it!

I have no idea how much it is but I may be better to get a glade plug in and use a little bit of Rohypnol in a drink!? I reckon that would be cheaper!
Edited by: "TheOvenglove" 16th Jun 2011

"... This is why regular candles are cheaper, they are actually made from reformed sewage. You have been warned. "

haha i think someone believes everything they read - oh dear!! oO


''The candle is long burning''


it better burn for about 20 years at that price

Is it April 1st???

£400 on candles!

40 quids for a lump of wax???. ear 'aving a laugh

Organic candle? I've seen it all now.

Not free range though so I don't think I'll bother ....

How much were you paid for this post....absoloutely ridiculous !!! oO

i smell a tongue in cheek post here
not a sensous candle

Original Poster

AL_M

i smell a tongue in cheek post here not a sensous candle



I'm glad someone can appreciate my wit, some of these replies were oh so dissapointing! I guess if you don't use smileys then you obviously must be completely serious.

You'd think the fact I said I'd arrange them symetrically around my bath might make the humour apparent, or the quite obvious sarcasm about how normal candles only last 5 minutes and are made of sewage.. but I guess not. Still, I personally prefer subtle tongue in cheek humour as opposed to OMG LOL I SAW THIS CANDLE ITS FORTY POUNDS CAN I HAS TWELVE OF THEM!!!11


Edited by: "silkhuk" 16th Jun 2011

Original Poster

Allan184

http://www.jomalone.co.uk/products/3561/For-The-Home/Luxury-Candles/index.tmpl?cm_sp=Gnav-_-ForTheHome-LuxuryCandles



I'll order 10 tomorrow, what a bargain!! Thanks!

Original Poster

michbeat

How much were you paid for this post....absoloutely ridiculous !!! oO



I think this is the most facepalm reply of all

But I'll answer anyway. Candles, I was paid in candles. I've got candles coming out of my bum, there's that many. I might set up a shop and flog them for £50 each - they're made from the oil of an egyptian queen's forehead. Interested?

Edited by: "silkhuk" 16th Jun 2011

LOl at the candles out yer bum comment
reminds me of one that i found amusing a "few" years ago
well i was only about 12 at the time
shop in bridlington i think it was
with an Alarm clock candle
with all the markings on it for how far to insert for how long you want to sleep
and the obligatory warnign not to fart in the night or it might "switch off your alarm"
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