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Website Story - Robert Rankin Kindle Edition FREE
Website Story - Robert Rankin Kindle Edition FREE

Website Story - Robert Rankin Kindle Edition FREE

Amazon Review

Robert Rankin claims he's invented a whole new literary genre, "Far-Fetched Fiction", and his latest novel Web Site Story certainly fits the description. Again science fiction, fantasy and low comedy collide in that most mythic region of the Rankin cosmology, Brentford.

The eternal city has many aspects, each dafter than the last. This time it's joy, joy, happy joy in utopian 2022 Brentford, transformed by the teachings of Hugo Rune (The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived) and advanced but nevertheless deeply silly holistic footgear. Every Eden has a serpent, though, and the sinister Mute Corp computers which have replaced PCs can give you the real Millennium Bug:

The Black Death was spread by rats.

But this plague will be spread by a mouse.

The computer mouse.

Symptoms include amnesia--bringing a Brentford Magical History bus tour to a most peculiar end--and then disappearance. Can this be the Rapture, with virtuous Brentfordians translated bodily to heaven in the world's last days? Or can it be (for Rankin is having fun with slippery realities like Philip K Dick's) that the world has already ended?

Incredibly sexy girl investigator Kelly, master of the deadly art of Dimac, brushes off various males panting after her body as she penetrates the suburb's unlikely cyber secrets. Suitably off-the-wall set pieces follow, the most farcical being a pub poetry night that turns into a colossal punch-up. Zippy one-liners abound, and terrible old jokes stagger zombie-like from their graves--not to mention the running gags. (All together now: "I told you not to mention the running gags!") Very indescribable, very Rankin. --David Langford

Review

"'One of the rare guys who can always make me laugh'" (Terry Pratchett)

"'He becomes funnier the more you read him'" (Independent)

"'Everybody should read at least one Robert Rankin in their life'" (Daily Express)

Book Description

A techno-gothic blockbuster from the Father of Far-Fetched Fiction.

Product Description

They wrote it off as a scare story. The Millennium Bug, the non-event of the twentieth century. But they were wrong, because the Bug was real. Is real. It's a computer virus and it's about to make the deadly species cross-over, from machine to mankind. The Black Death was spread by rats. But this plague will be spread by a mouse. The computer mouse. And do you know how many different kinds of computer viruses there are? And just what they do? And just what they might do to you if you become infected? No? Then read this book and learn the terrible truth.

Or perhaps you'd rather take a holiday in Brentfordland®? Formerly known as Brentford, this Thamesside Shangri La is now London's first ever suburban theme park and holiday village. A world of excitement, relaxation and fabulous fun, waiting just for you. To find out more, log on to the Brentfordland® web site. Just give your computer mouse a wiggle.

Go on.

What harm can it do?

From the Back Cover

They wrote it off as a scare story. The Millennium Bug, the non-event of the twentieth century. But they were wrong, because the Bug was real. Is real. It's a computer virus and it's about to make the deadly species cross-over, from machine to mankind. The Black Death was spread by rats. But this plague will be spread by a mouse. The computer mouse. And do you know how many different kinds of computer viruses there are? And just what they do? And just what they might do to you if you become infected? No? Then read this book and learn the terrible truth.

Or perhaps you'd rather take a holiday in Brentfordland®? Formerly known as Brentford, this Thamesside Shangri La is now London's first ever suburban theme park and holiday village. A world of excitement, relaxation and fabulous fun, waiting just for you. To find out more, log on to the Brentfordland® web site. Just give your computer mouse a wiggle.

Go on.

What harm can it do?

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10 Comments

Original Poster

He has also put all the ebooks published by Far Fetched Books to 99p for varying periods of time to celebrate his birthday and retirement.

Original Poster

Darwa

Proper link: … Proper link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Web-Site-Story-Robert-Rankin-ebook/dp/B009BA0VQS/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=&qid=


Thanks. nightmare doing anything on my phone.

thanks for this. I really enjoy a bit of silly nonsense from R.Rankin

I dont usually log in while browsing on my mobile but I had to make an exception to heat up this nice freebie from the king of silliness. Nice find OP.

Cheers OP, thanks for this. I shall raise a glass of large in your honour

Thanks

thanks OP. got this and found it qualified for the four scifi ebooks at £1.39 promotion.
unsure if it's a bit cheeky, as I've put it out as a 'deal' with a reference back here
hotukdeals.com/dea…254

Cool, read the Brentford Trilogy a while back, could do with another bit of silly from him

Original Poster

This offer has now expired however I don't know how to expire it from my phone
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