Wenger Swiss Army Giant Knife just £494.99 @ Amazon UK
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Wenger Swiss Army Giant Knife just £494.99 @ Amazon UK

£494.99
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Found 15th Feb 2009
How about this for the mother of all Swiss Army Knives?

I've never seen anything like it and what a bargain ;-)

Product Features

* The Largest Swiss Army Knife In The World
* 85 gadgets With 109 Features
* Weights 2Lb 11oz

RRP: £550.00
Price: £494.99

Saving you £55.01!!!

Wonder if anyone off here will buy this? Imagine trying to carry it around with you haha.

Enjoy

44 Comments

Original Poster

http://www.swiss-army-knife-wenger.co.uk/wenger_giant_swiss_army_knife_2.jpg

:w00t:

OMG so cool.lol

From Amazon:
"Product Description
The American Army has its bunker-busters and fuel-air devices. The British Army has the Challenger 2 on the ground and the Typhoon for air cover. The Swiss Army has the Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife, a weapon of Mass... umm... Mass... err... A Weapon of Mass. In all our years of lab testing the world's most inventive devices, there's little we haven't seen, haven't destroyed and haven't taken home to try out on our little brothers. And then there came this titan. This behemoth. This ?500 piece of precision Swiss engineering that makes that posh watch of yours look like mere bagatelle. Permit us to explain. The Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife - note the use of the word 'Giant' - has no fewer than 85 implements capable of performing over 100 separate functions, from scaling fish to fixing bicycles. All of which makes it impossibly useful. Want a laser flashlight? No problem. Torch? Can do. Universal Wrench? Yup. Golf divot repair tool? Si. Double-cut wood saw? Uh-huh. And so it goes. On and on and on and on. There's almost no indoor our outdoor emergency which could not be tackled with this comprehensive if somewhat unwieldy device. But who cares? For even if all it does is sit ceremonially on your mantelpiece next to a bar of Toblerone and a signed photo of Swiss Toni as a tribute to all things Swiss, you will have achieved greatness, my son."

ordere one thanks HOT
JOKE

Original Poster

Ah well i knew it was going to get cold but isn't it crazy?

only 2 left

Superb gadget. It would be even better if it didn't have "Wenger" embossed on it.

Would the 50 take this off of you as an offenceive weapon. You would be gutted :w00t:

love it, definatly voted hot :-D

but who has pockets big enough to carry it?

barky;4389589

but who has pockets big enough to carry it?



But who has pockets deep enough to pay for it:w00t:

stevey_p7;4389516

Ah well i knew it was going to get cold but isn't it crazy?



Maybe voted cold because it is ONLY:shock: £484.47 + 1.95 pp here:

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Possibly the most expensive bottle opener and/or paper weight in the world.

When it drops to £4.99 with free postage I may think about ordering one.

To be honest I'd rather buy an iPhone and have the circa £150 left. I'd then use the iphone to call a plumber/mechanic/carpenter/anybody that can use a spanner/screwdriver and/or compass using the £150 and still have change, rather than depress myself by forking out circa 500 pounds sterling for this piece of carp.

I'm thinking that anybody who has the audacity to even attempt to sell this carp at £500 deserves to be voted hot just for the entertainment value in believing that these will sell.

So....seriously voting HOT on this one!!! ... :w00t: ...lol.. :thumbsup: :-D

Original Poster

pedroman;4389573

Was £465 last … Was £465 last yearhttp://www.hotukdeals.com/item/232592/wenger-swiss-army-giant-knife-only-/



Madness cant beleive someone has posted a deal like this before.

:w00t:

is this a pocket knife?

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I'll do free amputation just so that not only will it fit in your pocket, you can use it as an artificial leg

Original Poster

OperateOnMe;4389768

I'll do free amputation just so that not only will it fit in your pocket, … I'll do free amputation just so that not only will it fit in your pocket, you can use it as an artificial leg



Haha what a cool leg that would be. Like a walking toolbox.

People coming up to you asking if you can screw them....... did that come out right?

ok most of the things there u could get from B&Q for cheaper

but wont look no way as COOL as that!!!

stevey_p7;4389738

Madness cant beleive someone has posted a deal like this before.:w00t:



At least twice before......

item just arrived now waiting for army call

The other chav would have stabbed you by the time you fannyed about choosing which blade to threaten him with.

Oh no not this again!

Next you'll be posting the silver Gentlemen's ball scratcher!

guys i think you all miss the point, its not something youll take to work or into the garden... its more of a collectable item!

StevenA2000_uk;4389720

Possibly the most expensive bottle opener and/or paper weight in the … Possibly the most expensive bottle opener and/or paper weight in the world.When it drops to £4.99 with free postage I may think about ordering one.:thumbsup: :-D



If it drops To £4.99 i'll buy it and run it down the scrap yard &cash it in. lol

Edward Scissorhands had it easy!

I love that it requires batteries.

Just imagine going to the girlfriend: "I've got you a battery powered pocket tool that will make you scream like never before. . . yes, that's right, a £500 cutlery drawer. Love you." #then runs away before screaming and shouting commences#

I was scrolling through the "Customers Who Bought Related Items Also Bought" and though I was not suprised at the "SAS Survival Guide" book, I was rather taken back by the Borat Mankini.
Now I have images of someone wearing a mankini, with SAS facepaint and one of these running around! :-D

If only it had a Gillette Mach III razor as one of the attachments....... toe clippers, razor, tooth pic.... what more would any survivalist require?!

joylove;4390004

Oh no not this again!Next you'll be posting the silver Gentlemen's ball … Oh no not this again!Next you'll be posting the silver Gentlemen's ball scratcher!



It's probably got one of them on this pocket knife! :thumbsup:

see the silly votes can go either way - on another day this would be attracting 1000 degrees of heat, like that stupidly big TV

Banned

it would be so cool if it had a push button which when activated this...thing....transforms automatically into a mini..something which can help you out in all situations!!

does it have a place for condoms?....hey...to store water in!..oh jeez..i dont mean water from the body i meant from the river!...no...not the river youre thinking of..nvm.

Johnboy_1975;4390531

see the silly votes can go either way - on another day this would be … see the silly votes can go either way - on another day this would be attracting 1000 degrees of heat, like that stupidly big TV



I bought that tv,
its being used as a supporting wall in my house :w00t: haha

thekudos;4390088

If only it had a Gillette Mach III razor as one of the attachments....... … If only it had a Gillette Mach III razor as one of the attachments....... toe clippers, razor, tooth pic.... what more would any survivalist require?!



Wilkinson sword would bring one out with an extra blade plus GPS sat nav.

Seriously now..say you wanted to use the knife...it would have a foot-wide handle..I just don't get it lol:?

Would be dangerous in my pocket, looks nice but dont wanna lose something money cant buy :thumbsup: For that reason more colder than the atlantic..

Bargain price.... specially with batteries included ... :-)
Shame only 2 available ... was looking for 50 of these ...:p

Has a nail-clipper. Voted hot.
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