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Wenger® Giant Swiss Army Knife GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER, INTEGRATES 87 IMPLEMENTS & 141 FUNCTIONS £899.99 (inc free delivery) £100 off (10%)@ swissarmy365.co.uk
Wenger® Giant Swiss Army Knife GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER, INTEGRATES 87 IMPLEMENTS & 141 FUNCTIONS £899.99 (inc free delivery) £100 off (10%)@ swissarmy365.co.uk

Wenger® Giant Swiss Army Knife GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER, INTEGRATES 87 IMPLEMENTS & 141 FUNCTIONS £899.99 (inc free delivery) £100 off (10%)@ swissarmy365.co.uk

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Always wanted one of these!

Product Description
The American Army has its bunker-busters and fuel-air devices. The British Army has the Challenger 2 on the ground and the Typhoon for air cover. The Swiss Army has the Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife, a weapon of Mass... umm... Mass... err... A Weapon of Mass. In all our years of lab testing the world's most inventive devices, there's little we haven't seen, haven't destroyed and haven't taken home to try out on our little brothers. And then there came this titan. This behemoth. This ?500 piece of precision Swiss engineering that makes that posh watch of yours look like mere bagatelle. Permit us to explain. The Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife - note the use of the word 'Giant' - has no fewer than 85 implements capable of performing over 100 separate functions, from scaling fish to fixing bicycles. All of which makes it impossibly useful. Want a laser flashlight? No problem. Torch? Can do. Universal Wrench? Yup. Golf divot repair tool? Si. Double-cut wood saw? Uh-huh. And so it goes. On and on and on and on. There's almost no indoor our outdoor emergency which could not be tackled with this comprehensive if somewhat unwieldy device. But who cares? For even if all it does is sit ceremonially on your mantelpiece next to a bar of Toblerone and a signed photo of Swiss Toni as a tribute to all things Swiss, you will have achieved greatness, my son.

23 Comments

Does this fit the average trouser pocket..:{

One of those "for the person that has everything" presents.

Ah, proof it's Christmas as some doofus posts the "87 Implement Swiss Army Knife" deal!

Expect the "Pussy Energy Drink" and "Cock Soup" deals to be posted shortly.......
Edited by: "cb-uk" 12th Dec 2014

THRILLER-DEEJAY

Does this fit the average trouser pocket..:{



Only if there is nothing between both front pockets

Only voting hot if you list each blade/tool

Original Poster

paulj48

Only voting hot if you list each blade/tool



Here you go:
141 Functions -

- Small blade
- Junior round blade with safety lock system
- Special blade
- Blade for case opener
- Large blade with safety lock system (exclusive patent)
- Serrated edge scissors with springless lever system (exclusive patent)
- Cigar cutter (exclusive patent)
- Needlenose pliers/wire cutters/nut wrench
- Slip joint pliers/wire crimper/inside & outside wire cutters/nut wrench (exclusive patent)
- 10mm detachable hexagonal wrench/screwdriver/spoke key (3.3mm & 3.5mm openings)/extension
- Bit holder
- Combination tool: screwdriver with safety lock system/cap lifter/can opener (exclusive patent)
- Flat screwdriver with safety lock system/cap lifter/wire stripper (exclusive patent)
- Small screwdriver
- Screwdriver for small cross head screws (exclusive patent)
- Phillips screwdriver
- Phillips screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusive patent)
- Flat Phillips screwdriver
- Medium screwdriver/cap lifter/wire stripper
- Wire stripper
- Magnifying glass/precision screwdriver
- Integrated swivelling compass with sight line/ruler - cm/inches (exclusive patent)
- Graduated tyre tread depth gauge (mm/inch) - uses detachable sliding bit holder
- Gutting tool: blade with blunt point
- Fish scaler/fish disgorger/lineguide
- Club face cleaner
- Green repair tool
- All purpose wrench (exclusive patent)
- Shoe spike wrench
- Shackle opener
- Can opener
- Chain rivet setter
- Wood saw (double cut)
- Metal saw
- Metal file
- Corkscrew
- Reamer/awl with sewing eye
- Reamer/needle/cuticle pen
- Nail clipper (exclusive patent)
- Nail file
- Nail cleaner
- Spot light
- Toothpick
- Tweezers
- Keyring

must've been made by Arsene Wenger. Many options but always chooses the wrong one.

Ordered, always wanted a flipping big knife

wadz

Here you go:141 Functions -- Small blade- Junior round blade with safety … Here you go:141 Functions -- Small blade- Junior round blade with safety lock system- Special blade- Blade for case opener- Large blade with safety lock system (exclusive patent)- Serrated edge scissors with springless lever system (exclusive patent)- Cigar cutter (exclusive patent)- Needlenose pliers/wire cutters/nut wrench- Slip joint pliers/wire crimper/inside & outside wire cutters/nut wrench (exclusive patent)- 10mm detachable hexagonal wrench/screwdriver/spoke key (3.3mm & 3.5mm openings)/extension- Bit holder- Combination tool: screwdriver with safety lock system/cap lifter/can opener (exclusive patent)- Flat screwdriver with safety lock system/cap lifter/wire stripper (exclusive patent)- Small screwdriver- Screwdriver for small cross head screws (exclusive patent)- Phillips screwdriver- Phillips screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusive patent)- Flat Phillips screwdriver- Medium screwdriver/cap lifter/wire stripper- Wire stripper- Magnifying glass/precision screwdriver- Integrated swivelling compass with sight line/ruler - cm/inches (exclusive patent)- Graduated tyre tread depth gauge (mm/inch) - uses detachable sliding bit holder- Gutting tool: blade with blunt point- Fish scaler/fish disgorger/lineguide- Club face cleaner- Green repair tool- All purpose wrench (exclusive patent)- Shoe spike wrench- Shackle opener- Can opener- Chain rivet setter- Wood saw (double cut)- Metal saw- Metal file- Corkscrew- Reamer/awl with sewing eye- Reamer/needle/cuticle pen- Nail clipper (exclusive patent)- Nail file- Nail cleaner- Spot light- Toothpick- Tweezers- Keyring



You would of thought there would be a FlameDeer in with that lot

Original Poster

psmith1958

You would of thought there would be a FlameDeer in with that lot



Still waiting for my 1st one!

What a stupid thing - is it just me or are there far too many stupid records in the Guinness World Records now?

I wonder what the World Record for posting stupid offers on a hot deals website is........

It would be a bitch to cut your toenails with

Rubbish lol

Cool! I've been looking for a pocket knife...

wadz

[quote=paulj48] Only voting hot if you list each blade/tool



Here you go:
141 Functions - ...

I count only 68 listed; what else does it do before I finally decide to vote or buy?
Deserves to be hotter for the discount I think.

I saw this used somewhere (can't recall where though) and it was practically useless, due to so much bulk you could not use the knife/saw etc to cut anything.

and what about Clicky the usb stick

Trying to have a laugh

Pfft
http://collectionofawesome.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/knife.png

900 squid, really?

Try getting that through airport security!

Backpack carry case not included

Love it, all boy scouts should have one, or two
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