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Who needs an iphone 4 when you can have the Alcatel OT708 £29.95 @ CPW
Who needs an iphone 4 when you can have the Alcatel OT708 £29.95 @ CPW

Who needs an iphone 4 when you can have the Alcatel OT708 £29.95 @ CPW

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Check out this beauty, the Alcatel OT708! Cor blimey it does everything! It has everything, like, a touch screen (omg) that when you press it you can do cool stuff like speak to someone on the other side of the planet! (omfg!) but wait, theres more.... a built in speaker (thats right, built in!), mobile internet so that your never a metre away from finding out something useless and untrue on wikipedia, and a high gloss finish so that you can just stare at its beauty when you realise you dont need half the functions that it offers! still not convinced? how about a 1.3 megapixel camera thats records stuff you wouldnt usually bother recording (omgipm!) apparently everyone is going crazy for this phone because they have been brainwashed by Alcatel into thinking its even greater than it actually is. stocks in Tesco are limited to 1 phone per store but you can get yours at carphone warehouse for only £29.95! Dont think this deal is sweet? How about £10 included in the price! hell yeah!

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Do all the phones come unlocked anyway as need it on o2.

Thanks

I love the write up!

Damn! Wish i didn't buy the iPhone 4 on launch day now

Does this REALLY make phone calls?
What a great idea but it won't catch
on. Voted hot anyway.
Mobile only - Costs £79.95 at Carphone
Warehouse, only white in stock.

Alcactel fan boys really get on my nerves, flashing their fancy gubbins in our faces

Alcatel will hire you as a marketing director. Good luck

There is no Whoopie cushion app for this so cold from me sorry.;)

yeah this is awful real phones cost £600 and can't make calls.

the gooner - you rule! xD

No mobile x-ray or IR detector? Rubbish, cold as ice!

But if I buy this big Steve Jobs wont be able to shaft me with an Iphone 4 for 15 x the price and half the functionality (is it really 4 years and still it cant do what your average £10 payg does - please correct me if Im wrong) - I will have to think about it.

There must be a reason people buy iphones apart from cretinism ......

I need a phone that won't work when I pick it up

Does it have crap reception if you hold it normally? If not, I won't waste my money.

is it compatible with my existing SCART lead?

Nice!

If it works properly for phone calls at least that's one feature the iPhone doesn't have

My son's been pestering me for an iPhone for weeks, gonna buy him this little beauty,
I'm sure he won't notice the difference!

Does it still work when you hold it?

I only really want a phone that stops working when i try to use it

How long is the cable so I know how moblie it is

Respect for the write up! And loving the iPhone haters, it's only human =D

dmaster2000

http://www.t3.com/news/iphone-4-problems-continue-with-faulty-usb-port-fires?=47063



It seems that "flash" is available for the iPhone, after all!

I personally don't think these new fangled telephones will catch on while there are so many different standards on the market. You won't catch me wearing silly glasses while I'm on the phone either!
They just give me a headache.

You could probably get a proper branded phone from someone like Matsui for a couple of hundred pounds more....

Voted cold cos its french

dreadful phone if you have hands bigger than jeremy beadle

Check the review one of the users gave lol (read below):

I bought this phone (well actually mummy did) It was a reasonable price so i decided to get it Everyone told me that this fone was bad of course i didnt listen. This fone is very very very slow and really hard to use. its awkward to text and i thought it was because i wasnt use to touchscreen but no this fone is bo bo. it takes a hour to take a picture. on the brighter side the speakers are very loud and clear. i have a memory card which is brillant!:D but whenever i take a picture it says i have no memory so i cant take picture. buy this fone if ya want . but ya need patience!!

This is an Iphone Killa!! I tell ya, Steve Jobs should be wettin his pants!! lol

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4p more but an alternative for the same deal

no wifi or 3g! FAIL straightaway! cold just for that!

Where do they find the reviewers???

beast purchase everwow deb , 28 October 2009i think this phone is good … beast purchase everwow deb , 28 October 2009i think this phone is good because it a cheap very good alcteal with lots of mega bites .

Heat for the writeup and to be honest joking aside it's probably not that far off!

Anyone got a release date for the Alcatel-Pad yet?

Props for the description...nice one!

As someone who has an LG Cookie, a cheap touch screen phone, let me tell you that you get what you pay for.

X)

Nice one

the signal issue with the iphone 4 is only a software tune up and is nothing to do with holding it. iphone's are just as pricey as all the other equivalent smartphone handsets. there just better. hence nokia and other companies poor sales.

JPB

the signal issue with the iphone 4 is only a software tune up and is … the signal issue with the iphone 4 is only a software tune up and is nothing to do with holding it. iphone's are just as pricey as all the other equivalent smartphone handsets. there just better. hence nokia and other companies poor sales.



Phew!

Has it got loads of pointless apps? It has to have that!

I'll buy if it's got an app that makes the screen look like a pint of beer, and empties when the phone is tilted. I NEED one of those in my life!
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