Who needs clothes? Last minute week in Lanzarote on Naturist Resort £210.25pp @ Booking.com
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Who needs clothes? Last minute week in Lanzarote on Naturist Resort £210.25pp @ Booking.com

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Found 23rd Jul 2016
Last minute break to Lanzarote for 4 adults in a 2 bedroom apartment; this is a niche, don't worry about luggage as you won't need clothes, it's a highly rated naturist resort. Just remember to pack your suncream!

Apartamentos Castillo de Papagayo is set in Charco del Palo and there is a nearby beach and the resort also has a pool. It is a 100% naturist resort.

I've included car hire as you may want to get out and about and there are also some naturist beaches nearby.

Flights are from Newcastle and leave on Monday 25th, returning a week later.

****Breakdown****

Flights with Thomas Cook from Newcastle £463.92

Apartment £323 available at booking.com

Car hire £54.04 bookable at Skyscanner.net

Total £841/£210.25pp
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does that mean guests are eating meals in their birthday suits too?
or drivng the hire car naked?!!!
I hope I won't be the next one hiring that car...
bettyboo3

does that mean guests are eating meals in their birthday suits too?or … does that mean guests are eating meals in their birthday suits too?or drivng the hire car naked?!!!



The resort says that most guests wear clothes for the meals but they do also have some naturist meals too. oO
It's funny.... even in todays mad sad world.... nudists still can raise an eye or causes a titter
One sweaty skid marks smeared over the drivers seat of hire car in this Summer heat. Thanks but no thanks.:|
Oh matron! oO
Sausage for breakfast, dinner and tea.
****CAUTION****
May contain nuts.
In my experience, naturists are a happy, liberated bunch of friendly people, whatever their nationality. Plus the naturist beaches I've visited have been very relaxed and pleasantly free of loud music, party boats and drunken parascending louts. I recommend people to give it a try, you might just enjoy it. However, if you're inclined to do it for titillation or sexual kicks, do everyone a favour and stay at home please. ☺
So you just need to take the Bare Necessities...
feel a wee song coming on here (pokemon)
do you need to wear clothes on the flight?
jameshothothot

do you need to wear clothes on the flight?



lol
No tanlines!
If they all sit down at the same time for the naturalist meal, it would sound like a round of applause.
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Will i need a hat?
How do you control boners?
garygdicker

Will i need a hat?


Just wear this and you'll be fine.
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Smelly_Pickle

How do you control boners?


Only one way..
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escortboy

Only one way..




I keep a picture of Maggie Thatcher in my wallet.
DonkeyKonk

I keep a picture of Maggie Thatcher in my wallet.


Is it this animated gif by chance?
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Margaret+thatcher+milk_b6122a_4536232.gif
DonkeyKonk

I keep a picture of Maggie Thatcher in my wallet.



​But where would you keep your wallet?
escortboy

Is it this animated gif by chance?




Haha, nah, but I think it will be soon
The thought of sweaty naked people sitting in a chair before you on a hot day. *shudders*
Hope there's no cock ups
escortboy

Is it this animated gif by chance?



​You gotta feel for Mark & Carol. Maybe Dennis also....
rachelandgromit

The resort says that most guests wear clothes for the meals but they do … The resort says that most guests wear clothes for the meals but they do also have some naturist meals too. oO


Chipolata anyone?
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ScottishIndependence2018

So you just need to take the Bare Necessities...feel a wee song coming on … So you just need to take the Bare Necessities...feel a wee song coming on here (pokemon)



Nice one!
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I dont want you to think i'm a prude or picking hairs but you claim its a highly rated naturist resorts, send me some photos so i can verify that it is a highly rated resort then me and my prison crew can decide whether or not to come. Prison has many benefits but we dont have many naturists in Prison, if there are any i havent seen them.
Smelly_Pickle

How do you control boners?



​This, lol. Seriously though, there must be some people walking about with boners - wonder if it upsets any of them? Most guys get boners a few times a day normally so I'm guessing it's accepted?
escortboy

Is it this animated gif by chance?



Maggie feeding the pups, I am looking for a 60x30inch poster to decorate our living room could you supply one? I like the reinforced wonderbra it prevents droopee breasts and cracked nipples. If you have any featuring our new leader i will pay
top dollar for it.
bazward75

Maggie feeding the pups, I am looking for a 60x30inch poster to decorate … Maggie feeding the pups, I am looking for a 60x30inch poster to decorate our living room could you supply one? I like the reinforced wonderbra it prevents droopee breasts and cracked nipples. If you have any featuring our new leader i will pay top dollar for it.


Alas I cannot provide you with your hearts desire. If fapgate happened then there's still hope for your quest, I wish you well!
scrumpypaul

In my experience, naturists are a happy, liberated bunch of friendly … In my experience, naturists are a happy, liberated bunch of friendly people, whatever their nationality. Plus the naturist beaches I've visited have been very relaxed and pleasantly free of loud music, party boats and drunken parascending louts. I recommend people to give it a try, you might just enjoy it. However, if you're inclined to do it for titillation or sexual kicks, do everyone a favour and stay at home please. ☺



In my experience naturist beaches have been relaxed and and free of loud music what i cant understand when i visit their beaches fully clothed with a poker in hand they get uptight

Went to one of these resorts with the girlfriend once because she thought it was funny and I was too lazy to book anything else. I actually ended up making a really useful work contact at random, and she got a burnt @rse. She won't do something like that again, until the next time she does.
Edited by: "Magurdrac" 24th Jul 2016
Magurdrac

Went to one of these resorts with the girlfriend once because she thought … Went to one of these resorts with the girlfriend once because she thought it was funny and I was too lazy to book anything else. I actually ended up making a really useful work contact at random, and she got a burnt @rse. She won't do something like that again, until the next time she does.



Bernt Haas used to play for Sunderland & West Brom - not sure if he's a naturist...
thanks OP. just sold all my clothes to pay for the trip. bargain!
I bet there are a lot of Pokemon to catch there too
How can you tell if the fish is fresh in the restaurant then?

A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".
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