Whole fresh cucumber 39p @ Lidl
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Whole fresh cucumber 39p @ Lidl

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Thanks, bought one for the missus.
The cucumber's cool, the price is hot!
Ooh. Excellent. Half this afternoon. Half tonight.
Erm...Cool as a cucu...Never mind.
Why "fresh". Do they sometimes sell unfresh ones??
Hadouken!

Ooh. Excellent. Half this afternoon. Half tonight.



why not in one go?? Hummmm,lol
I remember eating a whole cucumber in a tutorial at uni once just to stay awake..

Wish I lived near a Lidl, the offers are awesome x

Cue the cucumber jokes...
I'm going to buy 2, just for the hell of it... have some heat
dominicdiep2006

Cue the cucumber jokes...



Cue-cucumber.
LJM

Why "fresh". Do they sometimes sell unfresh ones??

Depends what is called fresh to me fresh is within 24 hours of picking.
Hadouken!

Ooh. Excellent. Half this afternoon. Half tonight.

cartwheelbob

I'm going to buy 2, just for the hell of it... have some heat






It makes more sense, a whole one in the afternoon and the other whole one in the evening at once, lol
Cheaper than Ann Summers
Hmmmm, as i dont shop in Lidls, it'll cost me an extra pound in petrol to go and get one oO
brianfantana

Thanks, bought one for the missus.



Won't be fresh for long.
copystuff

Depends what is called fresh to me fresh is within 24 hours of picking.



To me it's within 24 seconds of picking. Does that make me healthier/better than you?
LJM

Why "fresh". Do they sometimes sell unfresh ones??



No but they do sell used ones from vending machines just outside.
Apparently this deal ended today, so if you have a Lidl open until 9pm, you've got 19 minutes to go and get one.
I'm surprised we didn't get more cucumber jokes this time
waqasahmed

I'm surprised we didn't get more cucumber jokes this time



Same here. Would you like to discuss this at length with me via PM?
Two women walk into a greengrocers and happily ask for two cucumbers. The greengrocer says "we have a special offer on today, ladies - buy two get one free on all veg!". The first woman says "thanks, that's great!". She pays, takes the bag containing three cucumbers and the women walk out of the store. As they go, the greengrocer hears the second woman say "...but we only needed two. What will we do with the third?" and the first woman replies "I don't know...surely we can just eat it?".

Hurr hurr.
Well if you don't like it, you can shove it up your árse.
It's time for a quote from Dr Samuel Johnson, the "literary titan of the 18th century — essayist, lexicographer, poet, editor, critic, and famous talker — is the second most quoted person in the English language, after Shakespeare.

Quote no 351. Cucumbers; Eating
"It has been a common saying of physicians in England, that a cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing."
Boswell: Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides

So don't be going and putting cucumbers in your Pimm's now, you hear? ;*)
Cucumber is a pernicious weed that contaminates everything it touches - "fresh cucumber" is definitely a paradox.
cartwheelbob

I'm going to buy 2, just for the hell of it... have some heat


Dare I ask?...
junk4

Apparently this deal ended today, so if you have a Lidl open until 9pm, … Apparently this deal ended today, so if you have a Lidl open until 9pm, you've got 19 minutes to go and get one.


If you missed out, they are getting more stock in for this weekend, 16th & 17th June, again for just 39p each
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