Xiaomi Mijia Smart Toilet Seat UV Sterilization IPX4 Waterproof Electric Bidet Cover Dual Self-cleaning Nozzle Intelligent Toilet Lid -White - £181.84 @geekbuying
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Xiaomi Mijia Smart Toilet Seat UV Sterilization IPX4 Waterproof Electric Bidet Cover Dual Self-cleaning Nozzle Intelligent Toilet Lid -White - £181.84 @geekbuying

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Found 15th FebEdited by:"pintxo_21"
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Highlights

Instant Hot Constant Water Temperature

Once start washing, fresh water source is heated to constant temperature and remained constant state for a longtime wash to save energy

Hygienic fresh water, prevent from bacteria breeding

More energy-saving than thermal storage type

After longtime washing, water temperature is still unchanging

Comfortable Feminine Cleaning

With one nozzle on the side rim for cleaning the anus and genital areas, helping female to clean their vulva easily and keep healthy even in the menstruation period

4-grade Adjustable Water Temp. Pressure Seat Temp

Easy to customize your optimum water temperature, seat temperature and washing pressure

As you sit down, the inserted sensor senses the user sitting on the toilet seat and automatically turn down the temperature, avoiding from burning your skin

Cold-hot Massage Washing Function

Cold water and hot water massages your body by turns to relax your skin and improve partial blood circulation

Hip Wash Back and Forth

Press the "Hip Wash" button again, the nozzle will move back and forth constantly to expand the washing area, improving the cleaning effect

Standard External PP Cotton Filter

Coming with a PP cotton filter, it effectively filters out more than 20 microns of impurities such as sand, dirt, rust and worms, providing more hygienic washing water than bathing

Dual-self-cleaning Nozzle / UV Sterilization

Before washing, the ringlike flow will clean the nozzle thoroughly with UV light automatically killing the bacteria on the nozzle when the user is away from the toilet seat

LED nightlight illumination

Convenient for night use, without disturbing your family

Full body IPX4 waterproof

Splash-proof in full range, safe and reliable for daily use

Seat cover slowly down

Prevent the seat ring falling down quickly with a harsh sound

Safety protection

In emergency of electrical leakage, the plug will auto shutdown
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Alexa, wash my......
British version:
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No mention of "Comfortable Masculine Cleaning". I don't have a vulva so I'm out
37 Comments
Need to see this in action
You can do a lot better than this price on just a lid contraption.
Is this a Bum deal
Why not jus use water and a jug:/ and carry on washing
No mention of "Comfortable Masculine Cleaning". I don't have a vulva so I'm out
Great deal. Has it USB 3.0 ??
Smart Toilet? Does it respond to voice commands?

"Toilet. Please thoroughly clean my rusty sheriff's badge."
It looks like
Definitely v i poo!
Am I the only one interested in the massage function?
Alexa, wash my......
Surely this deal is taking the pi55?
Saves doing a handstand in the shower,
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Most British bathrooms don't have electricity in the bathroom, also where does the water come from?

I enquired about a non-electric one once (cold water) and was told I would have to drill a hole on my cistern to fit it!

Which would have shattered the cistern.

Not for me. If I win the lottery maybe I'll get a professional company to fit one of those Japanese toilets.
PP cotton filter removes rust from your bullet hole!
Everyone from the south Asian continent must get this....so we can get rid of the bottles once and for all. Will be life saver after a hot curry!
Edited by: "sikh_warrior" 15th Feb
British version:
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Has it got a spin cycle?
What a time to be alive
I came here for the comments with high hopes given the topic. This is the most disappointed I've ever been.

Your poo jokes stink.
Laughing at this waste of money while I sit on my loo with my water jug beside me.
A water jug or sprinkler would be a cheaper alternative .
After a night out on the p1ss I bet this is no help with my aim
Oh, and and after a few weeks who in their right mind would want to touch the control panel
This is better and cheaper:
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£206 now
No frills version for £20.
The plastic T-adapter and hose supplied are crap but you can buy for a few pounds proper ones.
Flex pipe (you might need a different length), Tee valve.
If you know what you're doing it sholdn't take more than 30 mins to set it up.
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Cremoso991 h, 21 m ago

Most British bathrooms don't have electricity in the bathroom, also where …Most British bathrooms don't have electricity in the bathroom, also where does the water come from?I enquired about a non-electric one once (cold water) and was told I would have to drill a hole on my cistern to fit it!Which would have shattered the cistern.Not for me. If I win the lottery maybe I'll get a professional company to fit one of those Japanese toilets.


Whoever told you that you have to drill a hole in your cistern is an idiot. Just use a tee valve on the pipe that feeds the cistern and you're set.
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Only 35p saved your money and keep refilling(embarrassed)
What a load of crap
I'd still end up peeing all over it and electrocuting myself .
No sh...t!
Merlin0018 h, 5 m ago

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False advertising. You would have to pedal backwards for this effect. Cold.
I still use the 3 sea shells
amzzzzyyyy14 h, 4 m ago

[Image] Only 35p saved your money and keep refilling(embarrassed) …[Image] Only 35p saved your money and keep refilling(embarrassed)


That would be OK for washing your hair but how could you wash your hole with it?
Cremoso996 h, 25 m ago

That would be OK for washing your hair but how could you wash your hole …That would be OK for washing your hair but how could you wash your hole with it?


The same way:/
Cremoso996 h, 30 m ago

That would be OK for washing your hair but how could you wash your hole …That would be OK for washing your hair but how could you wash your hole with it?



its a two handed job, one pours, the other wipes. brown people have been doing this for millennia.
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