XMAS Poo - GREAT FOR THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS' GARDEN £2.99 @ Play
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XMAS Poo - GREAT FOR THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS' GARDEN £2.99 @ Play

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I'll stick to the real thing it's cheaper

brilliant

itsisnot

I'll stick to the real thing it's cheaper



Ha Ha!!

something santa's donkey left behind

I love it.

Just made my own.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

j4nth

Mr. Hankey the Christmas PooSmall and brown he comes from youSit on the … Mr. Hankey the Christmas PooSmall and brown he comes from youSit on the toilet here he comesSqueeze him 'tween your festive bunsA present from down belowSpreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"He's seen the love inside of you`Cause he's a piece of pooSometimes he's nuttySometimes he's cornyHe can be brown or greenish brown(Mmmmhmmm!)But if you eat fiber on Christmas eveHe might come to your town!Mr. Hankey the Christmas PooHe loves me, I love youTherefore, vicariously he loves you!I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)



Yuck !

a bit of light hearted fun, don't know why it's gone so cold! Maybe my childish sense of humour, but I think it's funny.

"GREAT FOR THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS' GARDEN"

You don't get on with your neighbour?

just ordered 3 cheers

Original Poster

If I didnt get on with my neighbour I would do, as others suggest, use the real thing. Come on its a bit of lighthearted fun at Xmas vote hot !!!!

use the real thing

This deal is sh*t!

bargain

Should be in DIY section

this deal is CR*P
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