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Yorkie Bar for 14p - Coop Local - Complete with rum and raisin flavouring
Yorkie Bar for 14p - Coop Local - Complete with rum and raisin flavouring

Yorkie Bar for 14p - Coop Local - Complete with rum and raisin flavouring

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After my recent success of finding confectionary in my local Coops scatters bin.

I again returned today following a lengthy boycott of the place. My boycott was caused because of there unwillingness to entertain my requests for cash back. But now this personal blackout is over I am free to roam the local scratters bin for confectionary gold once more.

I returned today, and after quickly floating round the store I beelined for the trolly of gold. I never go straight for the trolly as I think it gives a poor projection of ones character to the locals. After diving through the first few layers of discounted but still overpriced trash, I found the mother of all bargains. A yorkie bar complete with rum & raisin flavour for 14p, virtually wetting my self I grabbed it. But to my horror as I grabbed one end and fellow scratter grabbed the other end, forcing my into a bargain fuelled showdown. As I looked up I soon realised by the smell it was Anti Fag Dump (named by the locals as she is often found picking up dumps for the unused backy)

I didnt want to let this bargain go easily, and this woman seemed of sound body and mind but she began to foam at the mouth. SHE WAS BACOMING RABID AT THE THOUGH OF LOOSING THIS BARGAIN. As her gammy little beadle paw got ever closer to my hand, I let go, taking pride in snapping it prior to full release.

As she scuttled off like lightening, I was left firstly wishing the stench had left so quick and secondly slightly upset as such a good find had gone adrift.

In a last gasp attempt I overturned a box of rice crispies, and there were 4 more yorkies, all at 14p. I grabbed them all, leaving my middle finger free to salute that foul smelling fag dump woman, and headed for the till.

I advise getting down to your local coop and stock pilling these items, as these are CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP.

Please let me know any regional delights you find, as I will travel if the petrol is covered in the saving.

Happy Scratting My fellow bargain Hunters

21 Comments

Marvellous story,& i'm glad you got one over on one of the nations "smokey smellies",but do tell,......why or how were you trying to get cashback from them?

Original Poster

i wind the woman up in there every day asking for quidco, but they just gaze blankly at me

my friend got barred from his local shop for trying to get cashback too - not everybody saw it in the same light - the police called it "armed robbery".

Original Poster

ha ha ha - papa smurf is feeling the vibe

[COLOR="Navy"]Heat for "story" and the yorkie deal.[/COLOR]

Original Poster

lets get this baby hot

Funny story post, good find, voted hot as just what we need on a Monday morning! :thumbsup:

Banned

i just popped round got myself 3 of these babies heat added, i suggest you all get to your cars fast

great story, particularly the quidco part lol .... hope your a guy though as these are clearly NOT FOR GIRLS!

love the stories! so true about not beelining for the bargain bin when we all have our eye on it really!

You do know that Yorkie - Its not for girls!

http://www.futureofthebook.org/sivavaidhyanathan/archives/yorkie_bar_quot_not_for_girls_quot.jpg

Great story by the way!

The story made me laugh, voted hot for that alone!!!

The story made me laugh, voted hot for that alone!!!

what's your blog address?

Nice story, with the merest hint of python/footlights about it, voted hot.

natalie189;1662188

The story made me laugh, voted hot for that alone!!!



gary_rip;1662216

The story made me laugh, voted hot for that alone!!!




Hmmm, is gary_rip a part-time natalie or t'other way round?

haha, well i wanted to say exactly the same!

good story, I have one of those smelly old fag butt collectors where i live, they must be more common than people think.

Voted hot just for the story!! Great effort and quality reading!:)

Quality post, would have voted hot but it's expired now

littlehoneyz does it again.

Fantastic story!
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