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**** Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight £3.99 (Prime) £6.98 non prime @ Amazon
**** Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight  £3.99 (Prime) £6.98 non prime @ Amazon

**** Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight £3.99 (Prime) £6.98 non prime @ Amazon

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Nice Christmas gift to make sure you lose all the extra calories eaten over the Holiday period. Great reviews on Amazon. If you have a Foyles bookstore near you, its same price so handy if you don't have Prime.

Forget diets. Forget the gym. Forget everything you knew about losing weight. Every aspect of shagging burns calories. And this book tells you how many calories each position will burn*. So get this book, get shagging and get slim! * Only aids weight loss as part of a calorie-controlled diet.

Losing weight isn't rocket science: eat less and move more and it will happen.

The link between sex and slimming is also simple: a good hard rogering will burn calories. But do you know how much weight you'll burn up, which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities or where to find a fellow slimmer willing to work with you? Now you can find out. Stuffed with brilliant shagging tips and calorie burning guide for both sexes, there's plenty in '**** Yourself Slim' to keep you informed and entertained.

Paperback. 128 Pages.

46 Comments

Its Hot from me!!! Missus will probably be creating a HUKD account to mark as Cold though X)

Why do you need a book to do it all you need is a woman who wants to do it with you cold for me

Original Poster

Shame first word is blanked off as this book has been posted here few times.

Editor

Four star yourself slim, what's all that about then?

Now I know why my wife is so fat!

Original Poster

BuzzDuraband

Four star yourself slim, what's all that about then?


Wasn't me. Hopefully mods can bring that word in. Posted few times when you search for it.

backinstock

Now I know why my wife is so fat!


oO

Never look at skinny people in the same way again

confusedfashion19

oO



​Haha

Don't forget to use protection
http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Fatboy_Slim.jpg

BuzzDuraband

Four star yourself slim, what's all that about then?



It's about drinking petrol to lose weight, I think! oO Wouldn't recommend it myself.
I prefer a good session in bed, if I'm honest.

"honest darling she's just helping me lose weight" don't think thats going to wash with any wifes or partners.

Isnt **** a type of carpet??

Does this book work if you're single?!

I wish!!... I can't shaggy myself now can I??? X)

I read the title as **** (as in poo) yourself slim! Not so good!
Edited by: "cdm22" 8th Dec 2016

Gentle_Giant

Isnt **** a type of carpet??




It might as well be in my house!


Well, maybe not when the wife's away.

Great way to exercise

Can't wait to get my copy! X)

lol love this review

Bought this for my wife, she decided to **** herself slim with another bloke. She is now my ex wife, she is still fat.....although I did manage to rid myself of 240 pounds of ugly useless fat and gristle

If this actually worked, my right arm would look like a matchstick!

I don't know why but I read it as a Shaq - old NBA player - and thought - he wend down with money if he wrote these thing - my bad

TAZMANUK

lol love this reviewBought this for my wife, she decided to **** herself … lol love this reviewBought this for my wife, she decided to **** herself slim with another bloke. She is now my ex wife, she is still fat.....although I did manage to rid myself of 240 pounds of ugly useless fat and gristle



​wow

Even better review - and follow up comments :

3.0 out of 5 stars Didn't work for me, 22 Nov. 2010
By Mr. H. E. Bennett
This review is from: **** Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight (Paperback)
I bought this book for my wife as a present - although she wasn't that pleased to receive it. I feel that she may be a little over-sensitve as some women are towards their weight, but seriously she is a mighty walrus of a woman - a genuine behemoth. That is fine by me - she is good with our kids, knows how to provide an excellent and hearty meal, and she never looks at another man - unless, one presumes, she is peckish. I on the otherhand am a reasonably fit and trim 11 and a half stone - a keen cyclist and competent long-distance runner.

To be fair, she was more keen to try this than repeatedly eat vegetables or walk anywhere, so I thought my luck was in. Usually, such activites are reserved for Christmas or when she has had one too many G & Ts. However, after realising that a "quickie" would burn off as many calories as are in a fun-sized Mars bar she set to work what could only be described as "with some vigour".

Sadly, it seemed to make no difference to her weight, and all I ended up with was a broken bed and a punctured lung for all my trouble.

It may work better for you but don't expect it to improve your life markedly. In fact it only served to make mine worse

So grateful to the OP. Would never have found this invaluable instruction booklet "How to poo at work":

amazon.co.uk/gp/…AKP

"50 ways to eat cock" also looks like it could accompany this book well for dieters.

amazon.co.uk/gp/…AKP

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Frequently bought together with 50 Ways to Eat CockoO

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Even better review - and follow up comments :3.0 out of 5 stars Didn't … Even better review - and follow up comments :3.0 out of 5 stars Didn't work for me, 22 Nov. 2010By Mr. H. E. BennettThis review is from: **** Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight (Paperback)I bought this book for my wife as a present - although she wasn't that pleased to receive it. I feel that she may be a little over-sensitve as some women are towards their weight, but seriously she is a mighty walrus of a woman - a genuine behemoth. That is fine by me - she is good with our kids, knows how to provide an excellent and hearty meal, and she never looks at another man - unless, one presumes, she is peckish. I on the otherhand am a reasonably fit and trim 11 and a half stone - a keen cyclist and competent long-distance runner.To be fair, she was more keen to try this than repeatedly eat vegetables or walk anywhere, so I thought my luck was in. Usually, such activites are reserved for Christmas or when she has had one too many G & Ts. However, after realising that a "quickie" would burn off as many calories as are in a fun-sized Mars bar she set to work what could only be described as "with some vigour".Sadly, it seemed to make no difference to her weight, and all I ended up with was a broken bed and a punctured lung for all my trouble.It may work better for you but don't expect it to improve your life markedly. In fact it only served to make mine worse


Love it.

BuzzDuraband

Four star yourself slim, what's all that about then?



​ Have you seen the portion sizes in 4* restaurants?

Sha99in' is all well and good but it's no substitute for the real thing.

I don't know if inflatable Ingrid can take that much punishment.

Bought some time ago as I thought it looked funny.

Turns out I was wrong

surprised it's not available in hardback

wife has been losing weight recently. And working late a lot. hmmmm

TAZMANUK

lol love this reviewBought this for my wife, she decided to **** herself … lol love this reviewBought this for my wife, she decided to **** herself slim with another bloke. She is now my ex wife, she is still fat.....although I did manage to rid myself of 240 pounds of ugly useless fat and gristle


Your not bitter then just got more space in your house

Original Poster

whoop_de_do_basil

I don't know if inflatable Ingrid can take that much punishment.


X)

Can`t wait to start losing weight, thanks op heat added

Original Poster

sradmad

Can`t wait to start losing weight, thanks op heat added


thanks sradmad

Gentle_Giant

Isnt **** a type of carpet??



​I thought it was Pizza!

So, which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities?
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