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    0 to 200 really quick!

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.

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    well done:thumbsup:

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    haha. I would maybe change it to "0-200 really quick"

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    snkz;1892040

    haha. I would maybe change it to "0-200 really quick"



    done!

    my god im sure this has been posted to death!!! LOL

    again!!:whistling:

    lol it does get posted regularly, think by badmanmeow before

    emasu;1892175

    lol it does get posted regularly, think by badmanmeow before


    and taasda?

    hehe!

    chesso;1892307

    and taasda?



    Probably, i forget

    I call for an all out ban on **** email jokes and "101 ways to eat chicken with forks in your eyes" threads.

    ha ha ha ha lol i luv that loooll

    another old joke that wa on here about a week ago

    jasonrat;1893832

    another old joke that wa on here about a week ago



    lol true
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