I'm on phone to my sis and even she groaned.
Don't laugh you'll just encourage him
That's much better X)

Just bought a half price porn mag.
it was Cheap shot.

Your jokes dont get any better...Keep your day job...Unless you are a comedian, in that case retire and burn your joke book.
Neil Lennon walks into a sperm donor bank...
"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Lennon "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"...
"Why do I need help?" asks Lennon . The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless w*n*er."
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