13-year-old Alfie Patten agrees to do paternity test.

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Found 15th Feb 2009
There has been 2 other lads who have claimed to be the father of 6 day of Maisie, born to Chantelle aged 15 and who we thought to be the father Alfie Patten aged 13.

Only time will tell.

Story below.

(Please can people not discuss the shock news of there ages in this thread (that is what this thread is for http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/338750/omg-shocking-news)
but discuss wether you think he is the father or not. because I dont.

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Just shows you the problem with the youth of today.

Haven't even got good taste in girls :lol:

very sad story

Banned

like this wont go the same as the other thread :roll:

"But I am the only boyfriend she has had and we've been together for two … "But I am the only boyfriend she has had and we've been together for two years, so I must be the dad.


"When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her 'Am I the dad?' … "When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her 'Am I the dad?' and she went 'Yeah' so I believe her.

He has quite a lot to learn, I think.

Nope. She's been sleeping around.

Banned

"The vehicle fitter walked out on Alfie and his mum for a 19-year-old friend of his teen-mum stepdaughter. " whhhaaa??

It's three other dad's not two btw

Probably just the Sun trying to spin the story out a bit longer just to get their money's worth.....

why am I not surprised the girl in question is called chantelle?

I have to say that my first thought when the story 'broke' was - No way; that little boy IMO isn't going to be making viable sperm. No testosterone circulating in that body. :roll:

One thing I read was that Chantelle's dad was the one who took it to the papers and they wouldn't have been interested if he hadn't been so literally small and child-like.

Banned

dontdothatagain;4388702

Nope. She's been sleeping around.



I can think of someone here that might be interested. Right age too! :w00t:

lumoruk;4388706

"The vehicle fitter walked out on Alfie and his mum for a 19-year-old … "The vehicle fitter walked out on Alfie and his mum for a 19-year-old friend of his teen-mum stepdaughter. "



I can't even work out what that means...lol

Oh.. his wife's daughter's friend.

Well... why didn't they sayyyyy so??

Original Poster

ClarityofMind;4388770

I can't even work out what that means...lolOh.. his wife's daughter's … I can't even work out what that means...lolOh.. his wife's daughter's friend. Well... why didn't they sayyyyy so??



His step-daughter had a friend.

He ran off with the step-daughter's friend.

lol two timer whos it ??

hehehe threesome LOL

chesso;4388743

I have to say that my first thought when the story 'broke' was - No way; … I have to say that my first thought when the story 'broke' was - No way; that little boy IMO isn't going to be making viable sperm. No testosterone circulating in that body. :roll:One thing I read was that Chantelle's dad was the one who took it to the papers and they wouldn't have been interested if he hadn't been so literally small and child-like.




If thats the case she should get done for rape and lose the baby, its sick that she took advantage of a boy so young, normally its a boy doing that to a girl (and he could get done for it)

wow she looks like an alien, and that kid looks aged 8 max,

take this as a warning boro, wrap it before u whack it, ur mum will tell u the same

acecatcher3;4388816

wow she looks like an alien, and that kid looks aged 8 max,take this as a … wow she looks like an alien, and that kid looks aged 8 max,take this as a warning boro, wrap it before u whack it, ur mum will tell u the same



how's YOUR winkle ? ;-)

Who was the vehicle fitter?

Original Poster

chesso;4388833

Who was the vehicle fitter?



The step dad.

chesso;4388833

Who was the vehicle fitter?



borolad94;4388840

The step dad.



prob real baby daddy :whistling:

guv;4388751

I can think of someone here that might be interested. Right age too! … I can think of someone here that might be interested. Right age too! :w00t:



+1:w00t:

Original Poster

Well, you heard it hear first.

I AM THE DAD OF MAISIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Please don't contact me the sun, it was just a joke)

Banned

Who cares?

Evolution will catch them in the end

guv;4388751

I can think of someone here that might be interested. Right age too! … I can think of someone here that might be interested. Right age too! :w00t:



Boro..what you been upto :whistling:

Original Poster

dontdothatagain;4388955

Boro..what you been upto :whistling:



It was one stupid night!!!!!!

DanJackson;4388911

Who cares?Evolution will catch them in the end



This is the problem ,Human beings have sidestepped the evolutionary process and the low lifes who would have died off in nature are given a council house and cig money and they just keep breeding,

borolad94;4388966

It was one stupid night!!!!!!



Better go to the testing area then :whistling: (for diseases from the **** and DNA) :thumbsup:

The stars mean s l a *

choc1969;4388825

how's YOUR winkle ? ;-)



better thanks!

not 100% tho

Probably a money making scam, I'm sure their will be a documentary or something about it.

I think this will be the Jeremy Kyle Christmas special............

Original Poster

I dont think it'll be any of the 3 lads.

Thats Alfie, Tyler and Richard. Although I hope it's Alfie cos he seems a cute kid, and seems to be quite sensible seeing as though he's done the most stupis thing possible for a 13 y.o

when asked who the father is, she replied "dunno, when you eat a whole tin of beans you don't know which bean made you fart":?

borolad94;4389297

I dont think it'll be any of the 3 lads.Thats Alfie, Tyler and Richard. … I dont think it'll be any of the 3 lads.Thats Alfie, Tyler and Richard. Although I hope it's Alfie cos he seems a cute kid, and seems to be quite sensible seeing as though he's done the most stupis thing possible for a 13 y.o



Oi i used to have unprotected sex when i was 13 :x:p

Original Poster

lilsmithy;4389386

Oi i used to have unprotected sex when i was 13 :x:p



well you have...
done the most stupis thing possible for a 13 y.o

there is no way he can be the father as it is scientifically proven that you need to be at least 15 years old

dontdothatagain;4388702

Nope. She's been sleeping around.


Oh hay Einstein.

t0mm;4389503

Oh hay Einstein.



Can I ask? What have you got against me?
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