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    15 % HMV code

    i have one 15% discount code for HMV

    its for the first time this student card number is used online and seeing as i dont order much from HMV i am willing to give the code to the person who gives me the best joke or the best reason why it should be them

    code cannot be used for games bundles/hardware, gift vouchers.

    38 Comments

    Beacuse i think you have quite possibly the funniest avtar i have ever seen!

    give it to me please and i will show you my boobs

    Original Poster

    good start i will wait until 2moro/monday to decide a winner when i get back online again.

    Hmm i think i mite need to change it slighty old now xmas is past.

    Flattery mite just get ya everywhere who knows

    Original Poster

    im female lol

    lol well show you something else then :w00t:

    leona you can show them to me lol

    Original Poster

    like what swafe??

    want to see some man boobs? :-D hehe

    Original Poster

    no thanks

    oh thats me out then, its a cold day so i dont dare offer anything else

    Original Poster

    lol

    where abouts in the north u from allstar2 i could wine and dine then you would have no choice but 2 give me voucher lol...

    Original Poster

    im located in belfast.

    Now would the winning and dinning not be more than the voucher itself?

    Oh no doubt but would b great excuse 2 ignore my uni assignment due on monday:whistling:

    il show you whatever u want

    allstar2;1418637

    im located in belfast.Now would the winning and dinning not be more than … im located in belfast.Now would the winning and dinning not be more than the voucher itself?



    Now that I see your from My home town, :thumbsup: maybe you should give the voucher to me, simply because we folks who live in N.Ireland dont get half as many bargains than our friends across the water :-D (No offence )

    And now for my joke:
    A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.


    He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"


    The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."


    The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."

    :-D

    Original Poster

    n me to ignore the fact i have an exam tommorrow mc1987

    do u mind if i ask which uni?

    Original Poster

    renegade i like your joke, so far your winning.

    winner will be annouunced at 5pm tomorrow

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

    One joke which I think sums up the battle between men and women....

    A woman is invited by her friend to join an exclusive club - for women only - in the centre of London and is provided with a membership card with directions to the venue.

    Intrigued, the woman follows the directions on the back of the card and arrives at her destination. She walks in and sees a lift with the doors open.

    The lift operator - a handsome man dressed in an immaculate uniform - nods and asks which floor she wants.

    "I don't know" she says. "What's on each floor?".

    "Well" he says. "The first floor has your basic bog standard male model. Good looks but a bit short on intellect.

    The second floor contains good looking men who are very caring and attentive, and generally intelligent

    The third floor has good looking, caring, attentive, very intelligent men who are also very good in bed.

    And the fourth floor has very good looking, attentive, intelligent men who are very good in bed but will also give you a cuddle after sex and want to talk into the early hours about subjects you are interested in. Oh, and they are also extremely rich".

    Looking at the buttons, the woman notices that the numbers go up to 5.

    "What's on the fifth floor then?" she says, with a glint in her eye.

    "The fifth floor?" says the attendant. "Nothing. But it goes to show how hard women are to please!".

    WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE UPSIDE DOWN????


    a BRUNNETT WITH BAD BREATH

    i thought this was funny but also pretty foul................

    also

    Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
    He wanted to see her crack

    sorry if it's too close to the bone these ones but they are pretty funny

    this is the best one surely:

    I've just bought Steve Irwin's wet-suit on eBay. It's got a bloody great big hole in the front. Looks like I've been stung.

    leona71;1422322

    this is the best one surely:I've just bought Steve Irwin's wet-suit on … this is the best one surely:I've just bought Steve Irwin's wet-suit on eBay. It's got a bloody great big hole in the front. Looks like I've been stung.




    Thats not funny

    far from it actually

    Its a joke.
    I am a big fan of Steve Irwin but thought this was pretty funny since it was getting at the suit and NOT Steve Irwin.
    Get a grip...............................nipper kipper

    Banned

    ok i got one ....
    a little guy sat at the bar, when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face and says "thats kung fu from japan "

    A bit later the thug smacks him again and says "that karate from korea" ...

    the little guy gets up and leaves the bar...

    a bit later the little guy comes back and smacks the thug knocking him out cold and says to the barman " when that c*** wakes up tell him thats a Fu***** shovel .....................................from B&Q

    No at st marys' university 3rd yr... an wat xam would i have been distracting u from....:thinking:

    u will love dis allstar2

    A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
    The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

    Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

    Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

    The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

    She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

    He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."

    mc1987;1424299

    u will love dis allstar2A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to … u will love dis allstar2A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."



    LOLL HAHAHA THAT 1 IS 2 GOOD!!!:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

    mc1987;1424299

    u will love dis allstar2A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to … u will love dis allstar2A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."



    LOLL HAHAHA THAT 1 IS GOOD!!!:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

    leona71;1423548

    Its a joke. I am a big fan of Steve Irwin but thought this was pretty … Its a joke. I am a big fan of Steve Irwin but thought this was pretty funny since it was getting at the suit and NOT Steve Irwin.Get a grip...............................nipper kipper



    I was simply saying that i didnt think that was funny at all. I am allowed to do that arent i ?

    You are of course allowe to post/laugh at whatever jokes you please. No point telling me to get a grip because i thought the joke was terrible

    other jokes have been great though

    fine point taken
    just thought you were taking a dig at me for some reason

    i thought it was quite funny, but that's just me i laugh at most things

    leona71;1424731

    fine point takenjust thought you were taking a dig at me for some reasoni … fine point takenjust thought you were taking a dig at me for some reasoni thought it was quite funny, but that's just me i laugh at most things



    It's a very interesting point as to when something turns from tragedy to comedy.
    Probably never if you're this little girl:
    http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/Hotdeals%201/irwindaughter.jpg

    And no I'm NOT having a go at you leona

    OK, OK, OK, lets get in on the act

    WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF BRAVERY?

    - Husband coming home p1ssed
    - Lipstick on his collar,
    - Smelling of perfume
    ...then slapping his missus on the a*se, saying "you're next fatty!"

    ta-da!

    Original Poster

    mc1987;1424259

    No at st marys' university 3rd yr... an wat xam would i have been … No at st marys' university 3rd yr... an wat xam would i have been distracting u from....:thinking:



    my accounts exam and now a law exam lol

    Original Poster

    mc1987 would be good if i wasnt blond

    Original Poster

    Renegade01 i think you are the winner because you gave me a reason and something to make me laugh at!

    code will be pm'd now

    Is it a seperate discount code or is it the actual card number from the student discount code you are sending? Cos if you send someone the card number and they use it, it will be tied to their account and only they will be able to use it.

    Maybe you are aware of that but i couldn't tell from your OP.

    Original Poster

    i dont shop online with hmv in fact i dont shop with hmv at all so i gave them the card number i had.

    and i could just go into hmv today and get a new one lol they just give them out lol
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