18 years old

    .18 years old
    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.

    Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I cant marry her because of my personal family situation, but Ill take charge.
    I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
    Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa and a £2m bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4m bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2m each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, Im not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?

    At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the mans shoulder and tells him,

    You can s*** her again.


    lol :giggle:

    that's funny

    lmao !! very good



    You're on form this morning ST! Love it:thumbsup:

    Thanks for the laugh, as usual snowtiger; very funny :thumbsup:



    :lol::-D One of the best i've heard in a long time.

    :thumbsup: Send him round to my house - He can S*** my Daughter as Well :whistling:
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